1) You aren't American
2) You belong to the only country to successfully burn down the white house
3) You can play hockey outside 12 months a year
4) You belong to the only country to successfully burn down the white house
5) Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
6) A political leader can admit to smoking pot and have his popularity rise
7) You belong to the only country to successfully burn down the white house
8) You get to kill grizzly bears with shotguns and cover your house in bear skins
9) Own-an-eskimo scheme
10) You belong to the only country to successfully burn down the white house
Unfortunately we have about 20-25 million reasons why it's not so great. That is, most of the people here aren't very good. And we keep making up shit such as "we invented peanut butter" like negros trying to boost the sad little children from their USA ghettos by reprinting discredited information like that.
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Anonymous2011-05-01 6:02
Did you know that the canadians get their milk in bags. Bags!
lol.
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Anonymous2011-05-01 6:18
"white house" WTF
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Anonymous2011-05-01 7:09
>>2
Especially when that's such a minor accomplishment compared to that of other notable African-Americans. It's like the stupid pop tune stuck in the windshield.
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Anonymous2011-05-01 21:09
I like Canada, except that its ISPs are shitty and overpriced. Seriously, internet service should not be that expensive. And bandwidth caps should not be that low. It's not the 90's anymore.
You all have to realize just how great it is to be a CanadIAN. You let those pathetic christians and fundamentalist jews work hard in establishing the biggest and best country in the world, and they will take all the arrows and spears from the world while you sit in "Oh-Canada!" fapping about and griping. There's no need for giving credit for their government that is specifically designed to keep the power to the people and stop oppression from within. You just nitpick to your heart's content. Don't innovate.
You don't have to work on having a massive military to stave off all of the evil regimes of the world, let your southern neighbors with those politically incorrect types lose their lives by the tens and hundreds of millions while you sit back, drink gasoline straight from the pump and point fingers of blame. Those people are "flyover country" types anyway so their lives are inferior to the glories of liberal CanadIANs.
You gripe, gripe, gripe, and then find childish reasons to dismiss anything good about your southern neighbor. It's a great position! How can anyone critize you back? CANADA HASN'T DONE ANYTHING BUT MERELY EXIST AT THE BENEFIT OF OTHER PEOPLE LIVING AND DYING FOR FREEDOM! Tsk. Freedom. Right wing fundamentalists and their bibles and torahs and constitution. Absolutely nothing amerika has done means nothin compared to the beauty of government socialized health care and forcing by law to make the population accept homosexuality. Those right wing pawns.
And the grestest thing is, if something really does go down, you can let amerika take the brunt of the damage while you play both sides in the glories of liberalism.
LONG LIVE SOCIALISM!
LOL
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>>9
That makes no sense to gripe about. You sound mad. The majority of the founders of America wanted religious freedom, and their values were so superior that they created a country where you could be a loyal citizen, live under this freedom, and yet NOT have to be Christian, Jewish or whatever. What was the result of this freedom? What was the result of this religious based society? Canada is sitting on it's ass doing nothing for the world except to be a place to sell items wholesale, and the jealous liberals and socialists of the country are not improving the nation, but attacking it, and America.
Notice those who complain about America in Canada. They are left wing fags who are constantly mad that their bullcrap beliefs didn't create the boundless peace and prosperity that the religious people did that made AMURRICA. Those people in Canada who are closer in beliefs and philosphy with the founder of AMURRICA are generally good- no BETTER people, and they are constantly abused by the worthless left whose values are about as useful as a nuke to clean a soiled toilet by a high-functioning austistic from Virginia. They destroy everything they touch, and complain about crap that they themselves caused and gripe about AMMUURRICA all day long. If the populace resurrected a spine 5 years ago to stem the tide of the losers of evolution's occasional U-turns, than so be it.
You mad?
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lol, you got some sour grapes there, mister. my reality doesn't have Jesus riding a dinosaur, which actually is pretty cool though I have to admit
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Anonymous2011-05-02 18:02
Canada=Shit
America=Shit
Texes=Greatest Country Ever
MARK MY WORDS, THE LONE STAR SHALL RISE AGAIN AND TAKE HALF THE COUNTRY FROM YOU SISSY FAGGOTS.
I can only speak from what little experience I have, but I don't think Canada is so bad. I know a lot of people complain about the waiting times of hospital visits, but, in my experience anyway, in emergency cases they let you in right away. For things like appointments or non-serious maladies that can wait (including broken bones), yes, the waiting time can be pretty tedious. This will also differ according to whether you're in a town or city. I live in the country's capital city ATM and the waiting times are terrible as compared to those in smaller communities.
Other things worthy of ridicule are the country's disgusting winters and fetish for hockey.
Ontario's winters are brutally cold. Too much snow, and winter sticks around for far too long. Last snowstorm was May 1st where I live. :(
Also, hikey's the most embarrassingly pointless sport in the world. Seriously shameful...
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Anonymous2011-05-06 14:10
"Proud to be a Canadian"
by Dayglo Abortions
great fucking song
Our prime minister sucks dogshit through his nose
His ex-wife gets brown showers from Mick Jagger
The only reason we live in fucking igloos
Is our government makes a living licking shit holes
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Anonymous2011-05-06 19:19
You belong to the only country to successfully burn down the white house
British regiments from the British Isles successfully burned down the White House.
Canada just sat back while American troops raped, pillaged, looted, and burned Toronto to the ground.
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Anonymous2011-05-06 19:44
AMERICA FUCK YEAH!
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Anonymous2011-05-06 20:12
USA! USA!
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Anonymous2011-05-06 22:19
The White House is like Kenny from South Park. It's not a difficult task to take it down. However, America took down the Third Reich, and Imperialist Japan in WW2, as well as so much other military, scientific, medical and social victories. The USA also did it with a Christian and Jewish heritage. Seriously, Canada is like the 12-year-old XBOX Live player who got beat over 30 times and then wins one game, and then looses another 200,000 times and wants to throw that one victory in your face.