10 reasons why it's great to be Canadian

1) You aren't American
2) You belong to the only country to successfully burn down the white house
3) You can play hockey outside 12 months a year
4) You belong to the only country to successfully burn down the white house
5) Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
6) A political leader can admit to smoking pot and have his popularity rise
7) You belong to the only country to successfully burn down the white house
8) You get to kill grizzly bears with shotguns and cover your house in bear skins
9) Own-an-eskimo scheme
10) You belong to the only country to successfully burn down the white house

I like Canada, except that its ISPs are shitty and overpriced. Seriously, internet service should not be that expensive. And bandwidth caps should not be that low. It's not the 90's anymore.