10 reasons why it's great to be Canadian

1) You aren't American
2) You belong to the only country to successfully burn down the white house
3) You can play hockey outside 12 months a year
4) You belong to the only country to successfully burn down the white house
5) Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
6) A political leader can admit to smoking pot and have his popularity rise
7) You belong to the only country to successfully burn down the white house
8) You get to kill grizzly bears with shotguns and cover your house in bear skins
9) Own-an-eskimo scheme
10) You belong to the only country to successfully burn down the white house

You all have to realize just how great it is to be a CanadIAN. You let those pathetic christians and fundamentalist jews work hard in establishing the biggest and best country in the world, and they will take all the arrows and spears from the world while you sit in "Oh-Canada!" fapping about and griping. There's no need for giving credit for their government that is specifically designed to keep the power to the people and stop oppression from within. You just nitpick to your heart's content. Don't innovate.
You don't have to work on having a massive military to stave off all of the evil regimes of the world, let your southern neighbors with those politically incorrect types lose their lives by the tens and hundreds of millions while you sit back, drink gasoline straight from the pump and point fingers of blame. Those people are "flyover country" types anyway so their lives are inferior to the glories of liberal CanadIANs.
You gripe, gripe, gripe, and then find childish reasons to dismiss anything good about your southern neighbor. It's a great position! How can anyone critize you back? CANADA HASN'T DONE ANYTHING BUT MERELY EXIST AT THE BENEFIT OF OTHER PEOPLE LIVING AND DYING FOR FREEDOM! Tsk. Freedom. Right wing fundamentalists and their bibles and torahs and constitution. Absolutely nothing amerika has done means nothin compared to the beauty of government socialized health care and forcing by law to make the population accept homosexuality. Those right wing pawns.
And the grestest thing is, if something really does go down, you can let amerika take the brunt of the damage while you play both sides in the glories of liberalism.
LONG LIVE SOCIALISM!
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