10 reasons why it's great to be Canadian

1) You aren't American
2) You belong to the only country to successfully burn down the white house
3) You can play hockey outside 12 months a year
4) You belong to the only country to successfully burn down the white house
5) Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
6) A political leader can admit to smoking pot and have his popularity rise
7) You belong to the only country to successfully burn down the white house
8) You get to kill grizzly bears with shotguns and cover your house in bear skins
9) Own-an-eskimo scheme
10) You belong to the only country to successfully burn down the white house

Unfortunately we have about 20-25 million reasons why it's not so great.  That is, most of the people here aren't very good.  And we keep making up shit such as "we invented peanut butter" like negros trying to boost the sad little children from their USA ghettos by reprinting discredited information like that.