10 reasons why it's great to be Canadian

1) You aren't American
2) You belong to the only country to successfully burn down the white house
3) You can play hockey outside 12 months a year
4) You belong to the only country to successfully burn down the white house
5) Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
6) A political leader can admit to smoking pot and have his popularity rise
7) You belong to the only country to successfully burn down the white house
8) You get to kill grizzly bears with shotguns and cover your house in bear skins
9) Own-an-eskimo scheme
10) You belong to the only country to successfully burn down the white house

The White House is like Kenny from South Park. It's not a difficult task to take it down. However, America took down the Third Reich, and Imperialist Japan in WW2, as well as so much other military, scientific, medical and social victories. The USA also did it with a Christian and Jewish heritage. Seriously, Canada is like the 12-year-old XBOX Live player who got beat over 30 times and then wins one game, and then looses another 200,000 times and wants to throw that one victory in your face.