10 reasons why it's great to be Canadian

1) You aren't American
2) You belong to the only country to successfully burn down the white house
3) You can play hockey outside 12 months a year
4) You belong to the only country to successfully burn down the white house
5) Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
6) A political leader can admit to smoking pot and have his popularity rise
7) You belong to the only country to successfully burn down the white house
8) You get to kill grizzly bears with shotguns and cover your house in bear skins
9) Own-an-eskimo scheme
10) You belong to the only country to successfully burn down the white house

>>9
That makes no sense to gripe about. You sound mad. The majority of the founders of America wanted religious freedom, and their values were so superior that they created a country where you could be a loyal citizen, live under this freedom, and yet NOT have to be Christian, Jewish or whatever. What was the result of this freedom? What was the result of this religious based society? Canada is sitting on it's ass doing nothing for the world except to be a place to sell items wholesale, and the jealous liberals and socialists of the country are not improving the nation, but attacking it, and America.
Notice those who complain about America in Canada. They are left wing fags who are constantly mad that their bullcrap beliefs didn't create the boundless peace and prosperity that the religious people did that made AMURRICA. Those people in Canada who are closer in beliefs and philosphy with the founder of AMURRICA are generally good- no BETTER people, and they are constantly abused by the worthless left whose values are about as useful as a nuke to clean a soiled toilet by a high-functioning austistic from Virginia. They destroy everything they touch, and complain about crap that they themselves caused and gripe about AMMUURRICA all day long. If the populace resurrected a spine 5 years ago to stem the tide of the losers of evolution's occasional U-turns, than so be it.
You mad?