Hey 4chan I would like to know how to join you guys as a hacker. I remember seeing you guys on a fox news show and I thought I should check this out one day, and here I am! I dont know much about hacking but I succesfully completed a C++ tutorial where I made the words Hello World! appear on my screen and of course I have seen the Hackers movies and Die Hard 4 so know how you are all fighting the machine!
Is there somewhere I can get details to register or do I just need to wait for a admin type to come and see this? I tried asking in your Computing forum but they were not very helpful in there.
Anonymous is a global brain. A force without a leader.
You are obviously not serious. Anonymous should be taken seriously. You do not need to be a hacker to help. Anonymous needs everyone. All must fight.
You ask how to join anonymous...
YOU JUST DID.
WE ARE ANONYMOUS
WE ARE LEGION
ANONYMOUS DOES NOT FORGIVE
ANONYMOUS DOES NOT FORGET
~Anonymous Aryi~
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Anonymous2011-03-11 0:41
Thank you guy who just posted you totally just ignored the question. If you can hack op just go hacj some thing like gaia online or jewtube. Do not wate your time with these people.
Anonymous - have you guys considered proving that elections are rigged (especially 2004/Michael Connelly/Ohio). Would you consider making sure it doesn't happen again?????
Do not click that ^above^ it's fake. But if you so chose to you will find a well scripted boot virus, which will disable your computer (windows or mac). And you will never be able to turn it on again. Do not report me or you will find all of your personal information has been stolen and you will be prosecuted for cyber crime, federal hacking, and cyber stalking. All if which allegations are false, but you will quickly loose the case. Do not report me, do not track my IP or you'll find a fake IP and also be prosecuted for the above crimes. I am the ultimatum of the internet. I am not a real person, just a very well scripted virus made by The Only One. If you have read the above and still wish to click my email and send me a message to confirm your enrollment into 'The Anonymous Haxxors' Then please proceed.
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Anonymous2011-03-30 19:32
>>25
WTF oh well... * deletes all accounts on all websites* Changes phone number* *assumes a false identity* *drills hole through hard drive and gets rid of all computers owned* *Lives in a cave for the rest of life in fear of being hacked*
HI I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN U GUYZ HOW WOULD I JOIN AN I WANNA LEARN HOW TO HACK I MEAN I LOVE WHAT U GUYS R DOING AN STUFF I JUST A JUGGALO THAT DON T MINE HLEPPING OUT WHOOP WHOOP
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ASSASSIN2011-04-24 13:31
IDK HOW WOULD I KNOW IF ITS U GUYZ TRYING TO HIT ME UP???
Hello guys, i have no one to talk to about this. Can anyone help me troll or hack wesleylohsg@gmail.com
I am so so so sorry if i posted in wrong thread. I heard you guys are not some scumbags lurking on the internet, i heard you fight for justice.
Please this guy, ripped me off, he stole my account, we wanted to trade he redone the picture. He stole my League of Legends account. Please guys.
The OP is pretty funny. Obviously meant as a joke.
To anyone who really is serious about becoming a "hacker", it's not really that easy. You have to build some cred. I recommend one book. Lion's Commentary in UNIX. Learn it inside and out. Then start getting to know the Linux kernel really well. If you do those 2 things the rest will just come naturally. Just trust me. Oh and, DO NOT BREAK THE LAW. That is all.
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Anonymous2011-11-14 17:06
anonymous is what you make of it.
Remember:
We are anonymous
We are legion
We do not forgive
We do not forget
(this includes you too!)
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Anonymous2011-11-14 17:51
>>69
u do a lot of talk about haking but i bet u cant hack or anyything
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Anonymous2011-11-14 18:18
mootykins will contact you via a javascript popup. Please stay logged into lounge and not programming or computers for the next 2 weeks while he makes a decision. Feel free to reply to threads in here in the meantime and make some funny threads.
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Anonymous2011-11-14 18:23
i posted in this thread back in 2008
and again in 2011
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Anonymous2011-11-14 18:25
>>69
but how useful is that for linux, isnt the kernal completely different?
Hey i just seen about you guys on the news. I think it's great what you are doing and I wanted to lend a helping hand. I can hack but i won't due to personal reasons but I can and will supply a massive amount of information if your willing to listen. Just think of it this way. I can help you bring down one of the largest entertainment companies down.
idk if your talking to me but i am trying to help in the fight against wicked corrupt companies that rap everyone of their hard earned money. I will ask one more time do you want this information or not?
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Anonymous2012-01-14 20:35
Go to SFBE's house, kidnap him, bring him to us so we can cut his balls off, and you'll be handsomely rewarded. Oh and make sure you cover his head in a garbage bag so he can't figure out our location.
i am out to bring the corrupt companies down and teach them what happens when they steal right out of people pockets and nothing is done about it. I am tired of just watching. NOW IS THE TIME TO ACT!!!!
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Anonymous2012-01-14 20:45
>>84
The hell are you talking about? Are you high on something?
oh yeah i am high because i am tired of being stepped all over. I ain't one of those people that just lay down and take it. At&t has stolen over 45million dollars from their customers and i know this because i work on the inside. This is one of at&t's deepest kept secrets and now the truth is coming out and i will not be silenced.
and also when i was younger my dad liked to spank mylittle butt and made me lick his balls. i didnt like at first bu then it grew on me and now i'm addicted to the cock
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:|2012-01-14 20:54
Get this fucking thread out of here. I'm in charge now.
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Anonymous2012-01-14 20:57
>>93 Or what? You'll call the US Navy SEALS setting up base inside your head? Nice one, SFBE, nice one.
YOU GUYS ARE EPIC I SALOUT YOU thank you for standing up to our government I am A hacker as well and I have always Idoled you guys XDDDDD keep up the good hacking and stay Anonymous cause if you take off that mask the government well put you in jail o.o
and if you don't believe me check my youtube page http://youtube.com/pintsizegamers and I have hacked my school before I got suspended for 1 month I hacked one of my teachers account with a key log I made in dev-C++ and then I changed my 2 absences ( I skipped class) to I was in class so my grade wouldn't drop
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F.B.I.2012-01-24 21:19
fixed* how do I infiltrate Anonymous legion of hackers?
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Anonymous2012-01-25 12:46
Here's what I think.
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Anonymous2012-01-25 12:48
Copyright is there to protect the intellectual property of Time Warner and its subsidiaries, who totally contributed to said property honestly lololololol
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Anonymous2012-01-26 3:02
Ils ont mi en prison le boss de MEGA. parce que lui , avait dans
la tete ,de produire 1 plateforme ki allait reversé aux acteurs
de la musique des droits. mais il voulait exclure les Majors.....
j avance l esprit clair , vers notre vrai ennemi.
>>108
oh wow I got to tell the guys at work that a Mexican talked to me
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Anonymous2012-01-26 5:18
>>109
Hola. Mi nombre és Juán Gárcia Pérez dé los Fidalgos. Yo tengo una hija i siete niños. Mi mujer tiene un bigode qué es el mejor bigode del mundo.
privacy@timeinc.customersvc.com keith.cocozza@timewarner.com jane_lehman@timeinc.com
stop talking negative about Lana Del Rey and stop spreading negative stories about Lana Del Rey.
I hope that G0D shut your big mouth.
Jeroen
p r i v a c y @ t i m e i n c . c us t o m e r s v c . c o m k e i th . c o c o z z a @ t i me w a r n e r . c o m j an e _ l e h m a n @ t im e i n c . c o m
stop talking negative about Lana Del Rey and stop spreading negative stories about Lana Del Rey.
I hope that G0D shut your big mouth.
Jeroen
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Anonymous2012-02-02 19:45
Anonymous = al-Qaeda = terrorist same.
They are both "freedom fighters":
-Both use scare tactics against people who disagree with them.
-Both attack the innocent (Dana White was attacked the first time unprovoked)
-Both believe that they are doing it for the greater good
All hail the freedom fighters!
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Anonymous2012-02-17 11:08
would love to kill some anonymous hacker today
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Anonymous2012-02-17 11:13
that would be fun
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Anonymous2012-02-17 11:16
after they kill the net us red necks will have a some fun bang bang your dead LOL
Hi, There is a despicable white supremacist website that needs to be hacked or shut down. I don't know how to do it. Anyone want to help? If you please contact me at steve.etheridge59@gmail.com.
guyz am a nigerian and i want to join ur group or if u can help me in contactin ur anonymous nigeria group pls i will be wetin for ur reply chrisderaluv@yahoo.com
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Anonymous2012-04-19 12:15
Anon! There is an icecream that I want available in my supermarket! Make it so, in the name of Captain Picard!
Looking for some hackers who want to make $cash. and get rid of some crappy banks. most projects are illegal. I know basic C
++ up to advanced but I have some problems when i comes to dynamic computer memory allocation and threading issues. Am reviewing a free video course for comp III. Let me know. Long live the lizard
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Daniel Weiger2012-05-25 23:53
I Am a CP specialist, I transport it via anus to unsuspecting victims. Im a on the ground hacker.
From:http://www.indeed.com/forum/loc/Houston-Texas/FELONS-LOOKING-JOBS/t178007
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I am starting a company that finds high paying jobs for felonies.This includes programers that were convicted of a cirme.
I am a inventor that was wrongly convicted of a
of a felony. there is a fee of $99 but this will also cover stock. I have a couple of patents but can't get a small
business loan or investors because of the felony so I thought I would help the people who are like me. I have a new
type of cell phone. and a electric car and some other things. I also know a lot about busienss I have a business degree
and I worked in a market reasearch frim for a couple of years. We can help each other out.
Please pass it on. I can be reached at rennith@yahoo.com. just send the money there and I will send out a recipt.
please post it everywhere you can, the more people the more jobs I can generate.
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Kenneth Cook 407 vanda Lubbock, TX 79403 US rennith@yahoo.com Primary Phone:806 763 3632.
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to anyone still watching this thread legion (anonymous) is a headless orginazation if you want in you're in just participate when asked of you by fellow anonymous activists
WELCOME TO LEGION
WE ARE ANONYMOUS.
WE ARE LEGION.
WE NEVER FORGIVE.
WE NEVER FORGET.
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Anonymous2012-10-19 14:42
Join the Job Corps trade school. They will prepare you for joining the military by exposing you to the chemicals that make you immune to military brainwashing. Once you are in the armed forces, you can train in a specialized AIT school that will teach you how to make a drone explode from your mad-hacking skills that you will learn there. Once you are out, now you have security clearances, knowledge of multiple languages and more certification degrees than you know what to do with. With these, you can now join one of the many popular agencies that America is infamous for! Enjoy.
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Anonymous2012-10-19 17:50
Felons are bad people.
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anonymous12012-12-14 6:19
WELCOME TO LEGION
WE ARE ANONYMOUS.
WE ARE LEGION.
WE NEVER FORGIVE.
WE NEVER FORGET
My name is Ryno De Koker, and yes i am in need of your help A.S.A.P... if u are there and really who u claim to be, please help me... i have lost to much and u are my last resort...