how do I join Anonymous legion of hackers?

Hey 4chan I would like to know how to join you guys as a hacker. I remember seeing you guys on a fox news show and I thought I should check this out one day, and here I am! I dont know much about hacking but I succesfully completed a C++ tutorial where I made the words Hello World! appear on my screen and of course I have seen the Hackers movies and Die Hard 4 so know how you are all fighting the machine!
Is there somewhere I can get details to register or do I just need to wait for a admin type to come and see this? I tried asking in your Computing forum but they were not very helpful in there.

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lol u fail

hey guise get a load of this failer!

1    @STATE = split //, ".URRUUxR";
     2    @data = split//,"\nrekcah xinU / lreP rehtona tsuJ";
     3   
     4    sub make_pipe_and_fork {
     5      @pipestate{"r$fhno", "u$fhno"}=(P,P);
     6      pipe "r$fhno", "u$fhno";
     7      ++$fhno;
     8      ($pid *= 2) += $is_child = !fork();
     9      map {
    10        $STATE=$STATE[$is_child ^ ord($pipestate{$_}) & 6];
    11        $pipestate{$_} = (/^$STATE/i ? $STATE : close $_);
    12      } keys %pipestate
    13    }
    14    make_pipe_and_fork;
    15    make_pipe_and_fork;
    16    make_pipe_and_fork;
    17    make_pipe_and_fork;
    18    make_pipe_and_fork;
    19   
    20    map {
    21      $pipestate{$_} =~ /^[P.]/ && close $_
    22    } %pipestate;
    23   
    24    wait until $?;
    25   
    26    map { /^r/ ? <$_> : 1 } %pipestate;
    27   
    28    $_ = $data[$pid];
    29    sleep rand(2) if /\S/;
    30    print

What do you call the mothers of anonymous legion of hackers
legion of hookers XDDD

ANONYMOUS IS FUCKING BADASS