how do I join Anonymous legion of hackers?

Hey 4chan I would like to know how to join you guys as a hacker. I remember seeing you guys on a fox news show and I thought I should check this out one day, and here I am! I dont know much about hacking but I succesfully completed a C++ tutorial where I made the words Hello World! appear on my screen and of course I have seen the Hackers movies and Die Hard 4 so know how you are all fighting the machine!
Is there somewhere I can get details to register or do I just need to wait for a admin type to come and see this? I tried asking in your Computing forum but they were not very helpful in there.

Do not click that ^above^ it's fake. But if you so chose to you will find a well scripted boot virus, which will disable your computer (windows or mac). And you will never be able to turn it on again. Do not report me or you will find all of your personal information has been stolen and you will be prosecuted for cyber crime, federal hacking, and cyber stalking. All if which allegations are false, but you will quickly loose the case. Do not report me, do not track my IP or you'll find a fake IP and also be prosecuted for the above crimes. I am the ultimatum of the internet. I am not a real person, just a very well scripted virus made by The Only One. If you have read the above and still wish to click my email and send me a message to confirm your enrollment into 'The Anonymous Haxxors' Then please proceed.