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how do I join Anonymous legion of hackers?

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-14 6:17

Hey 4chan I would like to know how to join you guys as a hacker. I remember seeing you guys on a fox news show and I thought I should check this out one day, and here I am! I dont know much about hacking but I succesfully completed a C++ tutorial where I made the words Hello World! appear on my screen and of course I have seen the Hackers movies and Die Hard 4 so know how you are all fighting the machine!
Is there somewhere I can get details to register or do I just need to wait for a admin type to come and see this? I tried asking in your Computing forum but they were not very helpful in there.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-21 14:45

you join by staying anominous

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-21 16:21

So since i already bumped can anyone help me i would appreciate it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-21 17:25

lurk moar

Name: VIPPER 2011-05-22 16:18

Anonymous sucks! Become VIPPER instead, its VIP QUALITY™.

Name: N00s3 2011-05-31 22:24

I feel i have the right to join anonymous. Sign me the fuck up!

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-31 22:45

o snap i bumped again

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-01 0:14

( ≖‿≖)

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-01 0:40

This might be of some help OP http://www.nobrain.dk

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-01 3:45

go to /prof they are a bucnh of nice people youll get hooked up soon

Name: Unknown 2011-08-15 0:01

I want in. Plane And Simple Lets Take Down This Basterd Known As The Media Empire.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-16 17:21

( #_#)

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-14 15:52

bunp



bump i feel so special bumping something from 2008

Name: anonymous 2011-10-22 4:41

>>25
can some just give me a clue in joining Anonymous legion of hackers?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-22 5:55

>>53
anos

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-22 6:02

>>53
The clue is...
...biscuits...
...rapid dickfire...
...mayonaise toast...

Now GO, my young padawan! GO FORTH AND FLOURISH IN THE NAME OF /B/!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-22 10:01

To join you must decode and then raep:

@P=split//,".URRUU\c8R";@d=split//,"\nrekcah xinU / lreP rehtona tsuJ";sub p{
@p{"r$p","u$p"}=(P,P);pipe"r$p","u$p";++$p;($q*=2)+=$f=!fork;map{$P=$P[$f^ord
($p{$_})&6];$p{$_}=/ ^$P/ix?$P:close$_}keys%p}p;p;p;p;p;map{$p{$_}=~/^[P.]/&&
close$_}%p;wait until$?;map{/^r/&&<$_>}%p;$_=$d[$q];sleep rand(2)if/\S/;print

Name: dfdf 2011-10-28 20:17

take down facebook :D

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 1:10

THE FUCK ON

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 19:03

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-30 18:37

Name: zubair khan 2011-11-02 1:30

hi i want to join 4chan

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-02 3:58

>>61
Just post your name, DOB, SSN, and any/all bank account and credit card information.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-02 6:33

>>62
lol just imagine -- a nigerian getting scammed.

Name: RedCream 2011-11-02 13:11

Imagine a Nigerian getting scammed. Then imagine that he complains to officials about it. Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-03 10:03

http://www.419eater.com/

Well, fancy that!

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-03 10:32

>>64
* African Americanian

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-03 14:30

>>66
* African-Nigerian

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-03 14:32

AFRICANIGGER
NIGGERIAN
AMERICANIGGER

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-07 4:19

The OP is pretty funny.  Obviously meant as a joke.

To anyone who really is serious about becoming a "hacker", it's not really that easy.  You have to build some cred.  I recommend one book.  Lion's Commentary in UNIX.  Learn it inside and out.  Then start getting to know the Linux kernel really well.  If you do those 2 things the rest will just come naturally.  Just trust me.  Oh and, DO NOT BREAK THE LAW.  That is all.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-14 17:06

anonymous is what you make of it.
Remember:
We are anonymous
We are legion
We do not forgive
We do not forget

(this includes you too!)

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-14 17:51

>>69
u do a lot of talk about haking but i bet u cant hack or anyything

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-14 18:18

mootykins will contact you via a javascript popup. Please stay logged into lounge and not programming or computers for the next 2 weeks while he makes a decision. Feel free to reply to threads in here in the meantime and make some funny threads.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-14 18:23

i posted in this thread back in 2008
and again in 2011

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-14 18:25

>>69
but how useful is that for linux, isnt the kernal completely different?

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-15 2:43

The text boards are actually a good starting point; nobody ever fixes the vulnerabilities because there are no posters here.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-20 6:00

bump ^_^

Name: syrus 2012-01-14 20:27

Hey i just seen about you guys on the news. I think it's great what you are doing and I wanted to lend a helping hand. I can hack but i won't due to personal reasons but I can and will supply a massive amount of information if your willing to listen. Just think of it this way. I can help you bring down one of the largest entertainment companies down.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 20:28

>>77
IN YOUR BUTTHOLE

Name: syrus 2012-01-14 20:31

idk if your talking to me but i am trying to help in the fight against wicked corrupt companies that rap everyone of their hard earned money. I will ask one more time do you want this information or not?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 20:35

Go to SFBE's house, kidnap him, bring him to us so we can cut his balls off, and you'll be handsomely rewarded.  Oh and make sure you cover his head in a garbage bag so he can't figure out our location.

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