how do I join Anonymous legion of hackers?

Hey 4chan I would like to know how to join you guys as a hacker. I remember seeing you guys on a fox news show and I thought I should check this out one day, and here I am! I dont know much about hacking but I succesfully completed a C++ tutorial where I made the words Hello World! appear on my screen and of course I have seen the Hackers movies and Die Hard 4 so know how you are all fighting the machine!
Is there somewhere I can get details to register or do I just need to wait for a admin type to come and see this? I tried asking in your Computing forum but they were not very helpful in there.

my friend i see in u the spirit of a young 1337 h4xx0r.

i can show you the path to enlightment and uberh4xxor status, but i need to know the answer to the following question

have you passed Computer Science III,

as it is the most important task to show me for worthyness to enter my secretive group of 1337 h4xx0rs

ITS HACKING SCUM LIKE YOU WHO RUIN THE  INTERNET FOR HARDWORKING AMERICAN TAX PAYERS LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!

I GOT A IQ OF OVER 160!!!!!!!!! AND I GO TO MIT!!!!!!!!

I GOT A LOT OF SMARTS SEE???????????

>>3
GIT 'ER DONE!!!!!!!!!!

>>1
Follow the white rabbit.

FOLLOW THE BLACK RABBIT!!!!!!!!!  WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGINST

THE BLACK MAN!!!!!!!!!! I GOT A IQ OF OVER 160!!!!!!!!! AND I

GO TO MIT!!!!!!!!I GOT A LOT OF SMARTS SEE???????????

>>6
GIT 'ER DONE!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah man I passed computer science three it was easy because I am on my way to becoming an [b]EXPERT PROGRAMER[/i]

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POST THIS 10 TIMES IN 10 THREADS OR YOU ARE NOT INTO FISTING

Post you're name, dob and social security number and i'll get u registered

COMPUTER SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!  WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGINST

THE ARTS!!!!!!!!!! I GOT A IQ OF OVER 160!!!!!!!!! AND I

GO TO MIT!!!!!!!!I GOT A LOT OF SMARTS SEE???????????

>>11
You need to CALM DOWN boy!

>>12
That's rich coming from you, anus.

>>11
GIT ER DONE!!!!!!!!

dumbass did you see moots 2007 otakon MIT ass sac

>>13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKyZ4y5fs7o
MILKRIBS theme song?

They find you, not the other way around

Anonymous is a global brain. A force without a leader.
You are obviously not serious. Anonymous should be taken seriously. You do not need to be a hacker to help. Anonymous needs everyone. All must fight.

You ask how to join anonymous...

YOU JUST DID.

WE ARE ANONYMOUS
WE ARE LEGION
ANONYMOUS DOES NOT FORGIVE
ANONYMOUS DOES NOT FORGET

~Anonymous Aryi~

Thank you guy who just posted you totally just ignored the question. If you can hack op just go hacj some thing like gaia online or jewtube. Do not wate your time with these people.

Stop bumping year-old threads.

>>20
ok

>>18
I am VIPPER. Fuck you.

>>22
I am FAGGOT. Fuck me.
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Anonymous - have you guys considered proving that elections are rigged (especially 2004/Michael Connelly/Ohio).  Would you consider making sure it doesn't happen again?????

Do not click that ^above^ it's fake. But if you so chose to you will find a well scripted boot virus, which will disable your computer (windows or mac). And you will never be able to turn it on again. Do not report me or you will find all of your personal information has been stolen and you will be prosecuted for cyber crime, federal hacking, and cyber stalking. All if which allegations are false, but you will quickly loose the case. Do not report me, do not track my IP or you'll find a fake IP and also be prosecuted for the above crimes. I am the ultimatum of the internet. I am not a real person, just a very well scripted virus made by The Only One. If you have read the above and still wish to click my email and send me a message to confirm your enrollment into 'The Anonymous Haxxors' Then please proceed.

>>25
WTF oh well... * deletes all accounts on all websites* Changes phone number* *assumes a false identity* *drills hole through hard drive and gets rid of all computers owned* *Lives in a cave for the rest of life in fear of being hacked*


OP IS A FAG

HI I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN U GUYZ HOW WOULD I JOIN AN I WANNA LEARN HOW TO HACK I MEAN I LOVE WHAT U GUYS R DOING AN STUFF I JUST A JUGGALO THAT DON T MINE HLEPPING OUT WHOOP WHOOP

IDK HOW WOULD I KNOW IF ITS U GUYZ TRYING TO HIT ME UP???

ZOMBIE DEATH COWS

they will guide you

Hello guys, i have no one to talk to about this. Can anyone help me troll or hack wesleylohsg@gmail.com
I am so so so sorry if i posted in wrong thread. I heard you guys are not some scumbags lurking on the internet, i heard you fight for justice.
Please this guy, ripped me off, he stole my account, we wanted to trade he redone the picture. He stole my League of Legends account. Please guys.

>>31
Way to bump a five year old thread, dude.

Sorry, damn i bumped again soz