how do I join Anonymous legion of hackers?

Hey 4chan I would like to know how to join you guys as a hacker. I remember seeing you guys on a fox news show and I thought I should check this out one day, and here I am! I dont know much about hacking but I succesfully completed a C++ tutorial where I made the words Hello World! appear on my screen and of course I have seen the Hackers movies and Die Hard 4 so know how you are all fighting the machine!
Is there somewhere I can get details to register or do I just need to wait for a admin type to come and see this? I tried asking in your Computing forum but they were not very helpful in there.

Hello guys, i have no one to talk to about this. Can anyone help me troll or hack wesleylohsg@gmail.com
I am so so so sorry if i posted in wrong thread. I heard you guys are not some scumbags lurking on the internet, i heard you fight for justice.
Please this guy, ripped me off, he stole my account, we wanted to trade he redone the picture. He stole my League of Legends account. Please guys.