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How do I get a girl to like me?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-10 19:57

So I have some how come to the conclusion that nobody likes me ( and I know everyone is just gonna say dumb stuff to this). None of the girls I know don't realy know who I am nor what I do. So I can't get a girl friend. Cultre doesn't help either. I Listen to psychobilly dammet! So I don't know many people who would care to be my girlfriend. I need help please!

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-10 20:02

You need to lower your standards. There's a wide variety of handicaps and farm animals at your disposure, willing and capable as an ideal mate.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-10 20:07

>>2
oh I see, well I don't live in australia were all you can fuck is on your farm.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-10 20:15

Australia: Now with paved roads.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-10 20:22

"How do I get a girl to like me?" is a little bit vague. Do you have a girl in mind?

You say noone likes you; maybe you should question why and go from there. You say the girls don't know you or what you do; try telling them? Use your common sense, man!

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-10 20:32

Maybe you're just a wussy man and you have no confidence. Girls like to conform to the role of women in society so they're naturally submissive and weak. They don't make the first move and they like to be treated like a lady. That means you gotta beat'em so they don't act up. Remember the good ol' days? Kids those days were never violent, never usin guns or disrespectful or lazy for that matter. And women were always tryin to please their men. You know why? Because the man always kept them in line with a good beaten.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-10 20:42

>>6
I am no wussy, and are you one of those kkk members. that hate black people?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-10 21:23

>>6
Some of it works some wont...

>>1
You have to be confident and try to listen and understand wat the fuck she is saying and try to be more intresting,get a hobby do somehthing to get your mind going Gl

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-10 21:38

buy a bottle of whiskey, get a decent hair cut, take a shower and some exercise

come into contact with a single girl your age, think of a way to express your interest in her, be at the right place and the right time after drinking some strong coffee and swigging 10 whiskeys, then crunch a breath mint to hide the alcohol smell, then do it

if u fail try again

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-10 23:41

>>1
Well.... do you really actually want a girlfriend, and have to put up with all that crap?  I don't know, but I think a lot of guys would be just as happy if they had sex, without having to deal with all that relationship shit.  So I suggest going to adultfriendfinder.com  It is the most expensive of the adult sex sites, but success is pretty much guaranteed.  Use it, get sex, build your confidence, and be happy.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-11 0:43

What you need is a girl that will just have sex with you, preferably for free; although, a hooker is fine too.
Having a girlfriend is fund draining and awfully time consuming; fucking only relationships are cheap: all you need to buy are some condoms. And, try not get emotionally attached.

Y'all agree?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-11 6:17

>>11

All depends on what 1 wants. He really doesn't seem to be sure himself...

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-11 7:28

girls will flock to money like bee's to honey. just flaunt that you have some dough and they will show some interest. keep in mind this attracts a certain type of female called the leechy bitch. These females make up about 75% of the female population. They will be interested and they will fuck you. however DO NOT DATE THEM. all they want is money. so just fuck em and leave em like the cum dumps they are.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-11 13:09

>>9
Truth told. Once you get past the anxiety barrier it's easy sailing and you can enjoy the pleasures of a woman's company.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-11 20:19

Step 1. Find girl
STep 2. Make her your friend
Step 3. Ignore her when she talks about other guys
Step 4. Bring up the subject of "I dig you XP" casually
Step 5. If she laughs, you are open to hit on her RELENTLESSLY
Step 6. Touch her in a place or way that makes her feel uncomfortable.
Step 7. Ask her out. If rejected, play it off as a joke with a good "DAMMIT ALL, SO CLOSE!"
Step 8. Make sure to use the term "skank bitches" whenevr you are referencing womankind.
Step 9. Reapeat step 6. ALOT.
Step 10. ...skip a few
Step 12. Have your way with her.
Step 13. Dump her for her incredibly slutty younger sister.
REPAT

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-11 20:28

Step 1. Find girl
?????
PROFIT!

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-11 20:42

>>15
hey i did this but im not in love yet???

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-11 21:29

>>i'll go with 16

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-12 22:04

Ok, look, here's the key to finding an s.o.: stop looking. Once you accept the fact that you are a loser who will probably die alone, and become comfortable with that fact, someone will come. Seriously. Every time I have been lonely and searching and then accepted that fact and stop looking, someone found ME.

Name: ミミ 2006-03-13 19:59

stop watching anime and posting on 4chan. the girls will be all over you...

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-13 20:02

>>20 is a dirty lier.

Whores is the way to go. Love is a myth anyway

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-13 22:12

>>21
gb2 banning ppl who post klein flasks on /b/

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-14 4:20

When you masturbate spread the semen on your body - particularly the gland areas such as the neck, wrists, and armpits. The pheremones you naturally produce will garner you a WIN.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-14 4:39

>>23
Seconded.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-14 8:56

>>19
That's pretty much right.  Just accept that you fail at life.  At least then, you'll be secure in your patheticness.  There are women out there who will settle for somebody like you!  All hope is not lost.  Just think now about what you want. 

Girls are always only two of the following three: attractive, stable, available.  Know what  you're aiming for ahead of time.  Anyways, once you're secure about your self, girls will find you acceptable, no matter how pathetic you are.  Thing is, any given girl willing to settle can find somebody just like you, but not dealing with the insecurity crap.  So she'll take them over you any day of the week.  Become the guy who's not going to let this small issue of being pathetic and not finding a girlfriend drag him down.  Then women will want you.  Or at least, be willing to settle for you. 

Don't bother trying to win their fancy, either; just be your self.  If you try to appear better than you really are, they'll figure it out a few months down the line and dump your pathetic ass.  You'll then have wasted time, and will be a few pounds heavier and a few hairs balder. 

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-14 8:56

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-14 10:47

What I suggest is this:
Find a girl you're interested in, and go for it.
If you get shot down, oh well, at least you gave it a shot.
Better to have at least tried for it then not trying at all...

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-14 14:21

>>27
And then after you get shot down many times and it kills your confidence badly enough, you stop caring and one of two things happens:

A. You become an angry son of a bitch that either turns gay or beats his whore of a girlfriend until she agrees to marry you. And then you continue the beatings after.

Or B. You discover the secret to dating and women. ZOMG it's true. Once you stop caring so much about them, they'll find you more attractive. They hate losers who chase them. They want to *think* they're in control, but it's actually you just playing on that by being aloof.

Viola. The secret has been passed down. Use it well my son.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-14 22:45

>>1

SUICIDE IS THE ONLY ANSWER

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-15 6:00

>>26
love nowadays seems more like ... ice cream.
Its nice to be a sucker but once the ice melts you leave.
It was different when I was young. Then you'd stick together no matter how shitty things looked.

Name: sage 2006-03-15 7:26

fails for made up story and the idiots who feed trolls like this.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-15 9:17

stop whining. viola, you're there.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-15 11:11

Asking 4channers for love advices is like asking eskimoes about bikini fashion.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-15 11:20

Show her your penis. If that doesn't work nothing will

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-15 12:09

How do I get a girl to like me?

Shower.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-15 15:47

>>35
I already did that once.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-15 16:45

Prepare to take a work abroad that would force you to cut all your binds with your homeland and don't tell anyone. Months before packing up to start a new life, you'll get a girlfriend so nice that will make you choose between the chance of a lifetime to get an economically stable situation in an interesting country or stay in your insipid, empty and despairing current life.

Trust me, it doesn't fail. But remember to choose the work, cause days after you choose the girl she will leave you/be discovered with another guy/go psycho in a totally unexpected way, and you'll be back to your sucky routine.

AND I'M NOT BITTER OR ANYTHING

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-15 16:50

WHY do girls olny like guys who don't chase after them.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-15 16:54

they seem independent. i suppose thats attractive to some.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-15 21:30

First, be friend's with a girl. XP Get to know them, talk to them, and all that jazz. Plenty of girls are shy and have low self esteem, too. They think that guys only want to date girls that are import car models or are a size 0. Guys aren't the only ones who have it tough getting the opposite gender to even notice them. D;

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-15 21:44

emo girls are the easiest :D

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-15 21:50

>>41
<.<; Yeah, if you want to be depressed all the time.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-16 10:39

>>42 Yeah, if you want to experience the joys of forced sex all the time.

Fixed

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-16 12:27

>>40
NO NO NO NO NO!!  You do that, you're going to end up in the "Friend Zone."  At best, you may be FWB for a while, but that's it, and if you actually like her, that'll fuck you up even worse.

>>38
Why would a guy chase after a girl?  Because he wants her.  Why does he want her?  Because he finds her attractive, an interesting person, and a compatible partner, right?

WRONG!  (At least as far as women are concerned.)

To a woman, a guy being attracted to them means one of two things.  He wants to get in her pants and little else, or he hopes having a girlfriend will bring him joy and happiness.  A woman does NOT want to supply you with happiness.  A woman wants a guy who's already happy.  That way, she doesn't have to do anything to make him happy.  She figures it's better to go after guys who are already happy with themselves instead of dealing with making the guy happy by the relationship.

Hence, she'll try going out with every asshole prick jock before you, since they at least seem happy.  (And when your IQ is the same as your shoe size, it doesn't take much to make you happy.)  It's better for her to try every last jock this way in hopes of finding somebody who's actually not a total jerk and sleeze, than go with somebody who's unhappy where she's sure to have to work on him.

It's as simple as that.

For tl;dr, this means:
Women want men who are in relationships.  If some other woman wants him (and hasn't dumped him yet), it means he's a quality mate.  Guys who aren't in relationships are obviously doing something wrong, so they don't want that.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-17 6:12

>>42

Yeah, only if your stupid enough to listen to a girl when she talks.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-17 13:05

>>44
Is that so? If you are looking for a girl to just be your fuck buddy, then yeah... it won't work. But if you are looking for a girl in the long term? Then yes, there is a possibility it can work. I've had plenty of female friends in long term relationships with boys whom they were friends with first for awhile and then have become intimate with. But this only works if the chemistry is there and the guy is someone that can prove himself to be a worthy person of the girl. I've had only few male friends I would consider dating, and only one or two I would consider to be with in a long term relationship. The other guys are the ones who need to grow up and mature because they have too much pent up sexual frustration.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-17 15:45

>>46 they have too much pent up sexual frustration

That's because you don't give them enough sex. Duh. Fix that and you'll be in business.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-17 16:30

>>47
Dr Misogynist approves

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-18 1:26

>>48
Don't know about you, but I quite like women ;)

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-18 12:23

>>34

I once met a guy who went to jail for a while for doing that.

If you enjoy prison buttsecks, show a random woman your penis!

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-18 13:21 (sage)

>>50
What a failure. If she doesn't start sucking it immediatly you're supposed to hit her in the head and rape her while she's unconcious

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-19 13:47 (sage)

>>1
I'm going to attempt to explain something very important to you, not touched upon (spare for a few points) in this thread and throughout the rest of the world as I have seen it.

You have come to this conclusion that no one likes you, now, our society says that you should chase after someone so you can make kids, but honestly, number one, does your ass really want to have to deal with a damn kid and more importantly, number two, how could you ever live with yourself being responsible for putting the curse of mortalitized existenced on another unwilling being just as your parents had done to you, and even bigger curse than it was when it even happened to you and, thanks to the spin of the earth (which is directly related to), the descending spiral that is the human existance over time. I'm not just talking about the single life, I'm talking about humanity as a whole grinds itself down, it is referred to as the lowest common denomination, it appears in all facets of the things we know of in our existence and especially existance itself.

The important part is that this is the conclusion you have come to, do you think that it is coincidental? So what, no one likes you, trust me you're much better off the less attention and the less people that pay attention to you in this time of your existential trial which you are facing.
I'm going to quote >>53 here
"Anonymous, you mean the trial that is the percieved goal of human existance which is to support the social structure, latch onto another fucking retard and spit out babies?"

NO
NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE

In order for you to even REALIZE what the goal of human existance actually is, you're going to need PLENTY of considerational hours and recomprehensional exercise, surely you can do this while chasing tail/wasting your time with a boring ass individual who knows NOT SHIT?

NO

NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE


What you have to realize, isolation is the first step towards the realization of the true goal and the path to achieving this goal, without it, not only are you absolutely nothing in the face of real badasses
(>>54 says "real badasses? you mean chuck norris/mega man/gackt?"
(Nope, all those niggers bow their 27 inch penises to at least one of the many badasses who truly run the universe, the easiest one to state straight off the bat is TIME)
but you are actually on the opposite path to that of overcoming them, and rather SUCCUMBING to toki, and all his buddies who just play kick your, your friends', and everyone you've ever known's asses without even much effort.

But there's even more! Let's set up the situation here, you have finally realized a part of yourself, that is, the part that clearly states:
"No one person shall ever like me, it is forbidden, it is forbidden by me for my safety and the protection of the process for true future existential well being, I shall cherish the art of isolation, I will turn to only my self whenever I need help, for not only will no one help me, but I am beyond help from those who are merely retarded mortals themselves, just as they view me to be, there is no reason to give them any of my mind's precious considerational time and power, it is only detriment to that which is the TRUE GOAL"

But here comes the problem, the seconds you do this and truly live it, because of the action (which is in sort a lack of chasing people) people will chase after you! Probably girls a lot, you could consider it natural, for in the reality of things it is the universe truly testing your badassery on the test that works, your resilience. The universe, or for all intensive purposes, the world will start to literally hurl women at you, they want you to succumb to their demand for you consideration, even if it takes throwing themselves at you, it is the universe that makes them do this and their will to make you fail at the art of isolationary mastery will be STRONG. If you fail and let yourself be with any of them, you will after time find yourself at >>1 again, for during that time spent with them, they will have destroyed all the good progress you had made previously in your mind (for remember it is these very things which forced the universe to draw them to you) and left you once the job is complete for someone else trying to ascend past the current reigning masters of the universe before they are offed by them.

Remember this if nothing else, being with other people will only detriment your chances of superseeding yourself and all the petty pointless things the grinding slow spiral of decay and death that is our planet worships, you are currently sitting in a GREAT position with the knowledge that no one will ever like you, you absolutely must work forward from that point, society states that the thing "no one likes you" is "the end" but in the actual reality, it is only a beginning of sorts.

I hope it helps and I wish you luck on your genuinely new and genuinely interesting (unlike chasing people) task that you have before you, also remember that even though no one likes oyu, you can still have fun, in quite fact, much more fun than you could ever have otherwise.
>>55 "lol qft, teh seckssss oomg"
Oh yeah, sure sex is sooo TOTALLY fun, and I have always enjoyed myself in the act and have ever thought it was worth the time and effort involved and has never made me hate myself for doing it, or made me feel weak because I could not resist the pull of two oversized dingleberries hanging under a flesh rod that can't ever decide what size it wants to be.

Yeah, time/toki, death, light, space, and all the other guys sure do respect those whose minds obey those two little worthless christmas ornament ass jinglebells, ahahahahahaaahahaha.

You sure will enjoy your mortality when you get older and find your mind gets worse, and intead of truly preparing it when you had the chance you spent all your time chasing bitches/learning how to chase bitches.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-22 19:30

>>28


That doesn't work, once the boat sails it's gone forever!

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-22 22:31

I really don't care about dating women that much. This does make me more attractive to women; I've been asked out a few times. But I don't really care...I'm a pedo lol.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-23 1:12

Make sure that your better looking, richer, and more charismatic friend doesn't like her. Hope that it stays that way.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-23 1:59

My method is long and tiring, but gets the job done.
If you are fully intent on getting a girl to like you, the trick is presence. Follow her around, secretly.
If she goes to the gym every monday and wednesday, you get a damn membership and go every damn monday and wednesday.
If she works at a subway, then dammit, call yourself Jared and go every single day.
If she takes a stroll down the park each tuesday, then start early and walk slow.
What separates you from the creepy stalkers is the fact that you make it as if you "ran into" each other. "Oh, you like jogging, so do I, but i can only do it on tuesdays due to the fact that i go to the gym, well, i guess ill be seeing you later then." Day after day, you casually meet up with her, slowly start larger and larger conversations. Ask for her advice in some menial problem you have (or made up) and simply make yourself a large factor in her everyday life.
Warning: does not work if caught stalking and Immensely hot women are immune. If she gets a boyfriend during your endeavor, you fail it. If she asks you for advice with said boyfriend during your endeavor, you have officially become too friendly and fail.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-31 7:32

You're on 4chan faggot, do you remember?! Why don't you just accept the fact that you'll never get any human company in your life except your parents?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-31 13:20

>>57
Thanks for the wake up call.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-31 14:10

np

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-31 14:23

>>16
Should be:

1. Find girl
2. Fuck girl
3. ????
4. Profit.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-31 22:01

>>40
That is a damn lie. All girls either have boyfriends or are interested in someone else :|

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-31 23:05

>>52 hits it on the head.
Thank you for existing.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-31 23:45

>>1
Girls like buttsecks. Give her buttsecks and she will love you so much you could pimp her out.

Name: Moo 2006-04-01 0:59

1.Find the girl.
2.Pick her up with 1 arm above your head by the neck.
3.In a loud booming voice declare, "Breeding will commence in 5 minutes, prepare yourself."
4.Mate for life.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-01 1:11

>>38
They aren't running away from them.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-01 6:40

1.Find her
2.Sleeping pills
3.Tie her up
4.Keep her on chains in your basement
5.???
6.Profit

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-20 2:43 ID:qgdl95qA

mega bump

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-20 10:24 ID:zJiBWKf0

Name: Sgt.Kabu㹩�kiman秸訥 2012-05-26 8:07

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-26 16:35

>>69
Nigger.

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