How do I get a girl to like me?

So I have some how come to the conclusion that nobody likes me ( and I know everyone is just gonna say dumb stuff to this). None of the girls I know don't realy know who I am nor what I do. So I can't get a girl friend. Cultre doesn't help either. I Listen to psychobilly dammet! So I don't know many people who would care to be my girlfriend. I need help please!

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And then after you get shot down many times and it kills your confidence badly enough, you stop caring and one of two things happens:

A. You become an angry son of a bitch that either turns gay or beats his whore of a girlfriend until she agrees to marry you. And then you continue the beatings after.

Or B. You discover the secret to dating and women. ZOMG it's true. Once you stop caring so much about them, they'll find you more attractive. They hate losers who chase them. They want to *think* they're in control, but it's actually you just playing on that by being aloof.

Viola. The secret has been passed down. Use it well my son.