How do I get a girl to like me?

So I have some how come to the conclusion that nobody likes me ( and I know everyone is just gonna say dumb stuff to this). None of the girls I know don't realy know who I am nor what I do. So I can't get a girl friend. Cultre doesn't help either. I Listen to psychobilly dammet! So I don't know many people who would care to be my girlfriend. I need help please!

You need to lower your standards. There's a wide variety of handicaps and farm animals at your disposure, willing and capable as an ideal mate.

>>2
oh I see, well I don't live in australia were all you can fuck is on your farm.

Australia: Now with paved roads.

"How do I get a girl to like me?" is a little bit vague. Do you have a girl in mind?

You say noone likes you; maybe you should question why and go from there. You say the girls don't know you or what you do; try telling them? Use your common sense, man!

Maybe you're just a wussy man and you have no confidence. Girls like to conform to the role of women in society so they're naturally submissive and weak. They don't make the first move and they like to be treated like a lady. That means you gotta beat'em so they don't act up. Remember the good ol' days? Kids those days were never violent, never usin guns or disrespectful or lazy for that matter. And women were always tryin to please their men. You know why? Because the man always kept them in line with a good beaten.

>>6
I am no wussy, and are you one of those kkk members. that hate black people?

>>6
Some of it works some wont...

>>1
You have to be confident and try to listen and understand wat the fuck she is saying and try to be more intresting,get a hobby do somehthing to get your mind going Gl

buy a bottle of whiskey, get a decent hair cut, take a shower and some exercise

come into contact with a single girl your age, think of a way to express your interest in her, be at the right place and the right time after drinking some strong coffee and swigging 10 whiskeys, then crunch a breath mint to hide the alcohol smell, then do it

if u fail try again

>>1
Well.... do you really actually want a girlfriend, and have to put up with all that crap?  I don't know, but I think a lot of guys would be just as happy if they had sex, without having to deal with all that relationship shit.  So I suggest going to adultfriendfinder.com  It is the most expensive of the adult sex sites, but success is pretty much guaranteed.  Use it, get sex, build your confidence, and be happy.

What you need is a girl that will just have sex with you, preferably for free; although, a hooker is fine too.
Having a girlfriend is fund draining and awfully time consuming; fucking only relationships are cheap: all you need to buy are some condoms. And, try not get emotionally attached.

Y'all agree?

>>11

All depends on what 1 wants. He really doesn't seem to be sure himself...

girls will flock to money like bee's to honey. just flaunt that you have some dough and they will show some interest. keep in mind this attracts a certain type of female called the leechy bitch. These females make up about 75% of the female population. They will be interested and they will fuck you. however DO NOT DATE THEM. all they want is money. so just fuck em and leave em like the cum dumps they are.

>>9
Truth told. Once you get past the anxiety barrier it's easy sailing and you can enjoy the pleasures of a woman's company.

Step 1. Find girl
STep 2. Make her your friend
Step 3. Ignore her when she talks about other guys
Step 4. Bring up the subject of "I dig you XP" casually
Step 5. If she laughs, you are open to hit on her RELENTLESSLY
Step 6. Touch her in a place or way that makes her feel uncomfortable.
Step 7. Ask her out. If rejected, play it off as a joke with a good "DAMMIT ALL, SO CLOSE!"
Step 8. Make sure to use the term "skank bitches" whenevr you are referencing womankind.
Step 9. Reapeat step 6. ALOT.
Step 10. ...skip a few
Step 12. Have your way with her.
Step 13. Dump her for her incredibly slutty younger sister.
REPAT

Step 1. Find girl
?????
PROFIT!

>>15
hey i did this but im not in love yet???

>>i'll go with 16

Ok, look, here's the key to finding an s.o.: stop looking. Once you accept the fact that you are a loser who will probably die alone, and become comfortable with that fact, someone will come. Seriously. Every time I have been lonely and searching and then accepted that fact and stop looking, someone found ME.

stop watching anime and posting on 4chan. the girls will be all over you...

>>20 is a dirty lier.

Whores is the way to go. Love is a myth anyway

>>21
gb2 banning ppl who post klein flasks on /b/

When you masturbate spread the semen on your body - particularly the gland areas such as the neck, wrists, and armpits. The pheremones you naturally produce will garner you a WIN.

>>23
Seconded.

>>19
That's pretty much right.  Just accept that you fail at life.  At least then, you'll be secure in your patheticness.  There are women out there who will settle for somebody like you!  All hope is not lost.  Just think now about what you want. 

Girls are always only two of the following three: attractive, stable, available.  Know what  you're aiming for ahead of time.  Anyways, once you're secure about your self, girls will find you acceptable, no matter how pathetic you are.  Thing is, any given girl willing to settle can find somebody just like you, but not dealing with the insecurity crap.  So she'll take them over you any day of the week.  Become the guy who's not going to let this small issue of being pathetic and not finding a girlfriend drag him down.  Then women will want you.  Or at least, be willing to settle for you. 

Don't bother trying to win their fancy, either; just be your self.  If you try to appear better than you really are, they'll figure it out a few months down the line and dump your pathetic ass.  You'll then have wasted time, and will be a few pounds heavier and a few hairs balder. 

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What I suggest is this:
Find a girl you're interested in, and go for it.
If you get shot down, oh well, at least you gave it a shot.
Better to have at least tried for it then not trying at all...

>>27
And then after you get shot down many times and it kills your confidence badly enough, you stop caring and one of two things happens:

A. You become an angry son of a bitch that either turns gay or beats his whore of a girlfriend until she agrees to marry you. And then you continue the beatings after.

Or B. You discover the secret to dating and women. ZOMG it's true. Once you stop caring so much about them, they'll find you more attractive. They hate losers who chase them. They want to *think* they're in control, but it's actually you just playing on that by being aloof.

Viola. The secret has been passed down. Use it well my son.

>>1

SUICIDE IS THE ONLY ANSWER

>>26
love nowadays seems more like ... ice cream.
Its nice to be a sucker but once the ice melts you leave.
It was different when I was young. Then you'd stick together no matter how shitty things looked.

fails for made up story and the idiots who feed trolls like this.

stop whining. viola, you're there.

Asking 4channers for love advices is like asking eskimoes about bikini fashion.

Show her your penis. If that doesn't work nothing will

How do I get a girl to like me?

Shower.

>>35
I already did that once.

Prepare to take a work abroad that would force you to cut all your binds with your homeland and don't tell anyone. Months before packing up to start a new life, you'll get a girlfriend so nice that will make you choose between the chance of a lifetime to get an economically stable situation in an interesting country or stay in your insipid, empty and despairing current life.

Trust me, it doesn't fail. But remember to choose the work, cause days after you choose the girl she will leave you/be discovered with another guy/go psycho in a totally unexpected way, and you'll be back to your sucky routine.

AND I'M NOT BITTER OR ANYTHING

WHY do girls olny like guys who don't chase after them.

they seem independent. i suppose thats attractive to some.

First, be friend's with a girl. XP Get to know them, talk to them, and all that jazz. Plenty of girls are shy and have low self esteem, too. They think that guys only want to date girls that are import car models or are a size 0. Guys aren't the only ones who have it tough getting the opposite gender to even notice them. D;