How do I get a girl to like me?

So I have some how come to the conclusion that nobody likes me ( and I know everyone is just gonna say dumb stuff to this). None of the girls I know don't realy know who I am nor what I do. So I can't get a girl friend. Cultre doesn't help either. I Listen to psychobilly dammet! So I don't know many people who would care to be my girlfriend. I need help please!

buy a bottle of whiskey, get a decent hair cut, take a shower and some exercise

come into contact with a single girl your age, think of a way to express your interest in her, be at the right place and the right time after drinking some strong coffee and swigging 10 whiskeys, then crunch a breath mint to hide the alcohol smell, then do it

if u fail try again