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STORYTIME

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-27 13:47

We each do a sentence of the story, and see how it progresses.

I'll start:



Once upon a time, there was a man called Zen Jewbutt.

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-27 16:05

Zen Jewbutt was a renowned Jewish prospector.

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-27 17:17

As such, he was constantly inebriated, for as we all know, Jews are made drunken by the sight of money, which is why they'll never buy a fucking round.

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-27 18:38

Having leached off of all his closest friends, Zen stumbled out of the bar in the early hours of the morning, towards his Ferrari Enzo, which he had acquired through living off the state, picking up discarded coins, busking with his ukulele, and selling jewellery.

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-27 21:36

He opened the door of his beautiful and expensive car, and rammed the key into the starter, just as he does with his dick, and his many, many piles of money. The car revved up, and he began to back away from the bar.

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-27 22:00

and then he died.

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-27 22:07

But suddenly, several voodoo witch doctors stumbled upon the inexplicably wrecked car. They dragged Zen from the twisted mass of metal, and carried his disgusting, rotten corpse back to their temple. There, they performed several strange, unexplainable rituals over the body of the fallen Jewish warrior. His eyes opened again, and he rose from the dead as a zombie.

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-27 23:41

The zombie staggered away and then came across a group of hot stripping coeds.

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-28 0:07

Upon the sight of said coeds, Zombie Zen Jewbutt gained back his consciousness, as well as an enormous, pulsating erection.

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-28 1:27

He grabbed the nearest zombie coed and started fucking it in the eye socket, exclaiming "GET YOUR BUTT TO SAKURA-CON!"

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-28 3:11

Then all of a sudden Fred Gallagher the author of that shit webcomic MegaTokyo came out, dropped his pants and

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-28 4:50

is you me personal army?

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-28 4:51

do thy accept thee call for just ace?

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-28 10:10

No

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-28 13:45

Having ragged the coeds into submission, Zen boarded a plane to America, illegally stowing himself amongst a group of dogs in cargo, and began to feel rather pleased with himself.

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-28 15:33

However, the dog cages in cargo were made to Korean standards, which basically meant that they were deep-fat fryers for canines.

Given the predictable wear and tear on the cages structural integrity, the canines soon began to sense that there was a way out - not realising that it was at an altitude of over 9000 feet and that they only had one pleased-smelling Zen to share amongst themselves ...

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-28 16:03

Zen noticed the dogs were becoming restless, but thought nothing of it. All of a sudden, the door to one of the cages was violently busted down by its extremely aroused inhabitant. The other dogs followed suit, and after about 10 seconds, Zen was surrounded by a huge group of very horny dogs.

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-28 16:44

Zen was fucked. Literally.

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-28 20:40

At first Zen was horrified at the dog pack and their threatening dog penises. But suddenly he was overcome with lust. Zen couldn't get enough of the sweet dogcock around him and soon the whole situation degraded into a full-on gay bestiality orgy.

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-28 21:18

Then, Sarah Palin appeared. "Say it ain't so!" she drawled. The dogs responded by

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-28 22:00

tackling her to the floor. They then proceeded to tear off her clothes and rape every orifice in her body. While this was happening, Zen had ample time to escape to a second cargo hold behind a small door. Winded, but still extremely aroused by the dicking the dogs gave him, Zen wandered around looking for something else to jam up his ass.

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-28 22:25

While he was wondering this, a genie popped up from the floorboards and asked him "what do you dream of?"

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-29 2:02

"COEDS drifting across the blue sky"

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-29 12:37

All of a sudden a large cloud of hot stripping coeds started drifting across the azure sky. Zen could see up their skirts and desperately wished to give each one of them a savage facefucking. Alas, their altitude denied him his sordid pleasure. Turning angrily to the genie he exclaimed;

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-29 12:48

"I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK"

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-29 13:33

"Hmm" said the Genie, "I'd heard that about about you, but how MUCH do you like chocolate milk?" ...

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-29 14:18

As the plane landed, Zen jumped out, gabbed the nearest respectable female black African American and started sucking on her mammary glands.

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-29 16:15

It turned out that Zen was not Jewish at all. He was west philadelphia born and raised, on the playground is where he spent most of his days...

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-29 20:08

AWWWWWWWW HEEL NOOOOOOOO!

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-30 11:28

... he cried. The chocolate milk had run dry, and the cargo hold was slowly opening to the ever increasing howls of the dogs inside ...

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-30 14:39

Jewbutt ran for his life. He jumped over the fence and ran across the street, narrowly avoiding the stripping coeds in their cars, and hid inside a dustbin.

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-30 15:54

Unfortunately the stripping coeds were too hot inside their cars and sought cooler relief in the streets - where the libido-crazed dogs were howling for chocolate milk satisfaction!

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-01 16:26

Zen triple backflipped out of the dustbin, quadruple front monkey rolled towards an abandoned car, and set out for hollywood: towards fame and fortune.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-01 17:04

What Zen didn't realize was that he had no idea which direction Hollywood was in, or what state he was in for that matter, so he drove for miles and miles and somehow ended up in Cuba.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-02 1:15

In Cuba he was amazed to see the local stripping coeds were even hotter than the ones he saw previously.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-02 14:10

Zen approached one of the Cuban COEDS, STRIPPING and obviously HOT as she was and asked..

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-02 17:24

how do i shot web?

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-02 17:43

"No habla ingles, señor", she says.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-02 19:09

And then he was a zombie.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-02 21:27

And the Jew said... find the ring... the one ring to rule them all!

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-02 21:27

Zen didn't understand spic-talk so he assumed she said "please eat me". The motive of what occurred next are a matter of debate,  ignorant of the local fauna biology (or perhaps it was his lack of knowledge of zombie customs) Zen opened his mouth wide, sharp teeth gleaming in the streetlight. To the horror of every onlooker he brought mouth closed and his teeth together earning himself a mouthful of

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-03 3:03

watermelon an' fried chicken, with extra ears o' corn!

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-03 3:42

Then Obama came down, on a white glowing cloud with a radiant halo, and with a deep resonant voice, said

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-03 4:42

Yo my nigger, did you steal my bike?

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-03 8:00

Jewbutt shook his head, but then noticed Obama's huge bulge in his trousers and asked

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-03 11:09

"How the fuck did a nigger wind up president?"

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-03 20:00

Obama replied:

I pulled up to the white house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
I looked at my kingdom I was finally there,
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-04 5:15

Jewbutt interrupted:

YO YO IMMA LET YO FINISH, BUT WILL SMITH HAD ONE OF THE BEST THEME SONGS OF ALL TIME

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-04 9:28

Then, Jewbutt was denounced as a "jackass" by Yulia Tyomoshenko, Prime Minister of Ukraine. Jewbutt became instantly vexed, until am angry vein popped out on his wrinkly forehead. Then he

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-04 13:57

exploded into a fit of fiery rage, and ordered two planes to fly into two towers somewhere in the world. Then Jewbutt, fed up of Cuba, headed towards Las Vegas, where he had heard there was much jew-porn to be won.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-04 15:31

the cuban coeds reached for one of the many rings on his jew hands, pulled the said ring off and exclaimed:

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-04 15:41

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Name: VIPPER 2009-10-04 18:51

Then Jewbutt left, and eventually arrived in Las Vegas. He had taken a taxi, but killed the driver, so he didn't have to pay.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-04 21:39

THEN A HOT stripping naked coed appeared and unexpectedly

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-05 11:15

began to put on all her clothes. Not only all of her clothes, but all the clothes in the entire world. In fact she put on so many clothes that not one inch of her hot coed body could be seen. Unfortunately the repercussions of this was that not only was she coocked to death by her own body heat, but

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-05 14:36

after she was 'cocked' to death by her own body heat, she combusted, burning all the clothes in the world, and now everyone was naked.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-05 21:34

except for one girl - 18 year old Marcy Hannaford. The unique thing about this girl was that

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-05 23:53

every time someone mentioned her clothes she lost her abilities to walk. so to get them back...

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-06 13:20

she set out for Mt Goatse to find a magical ring that would restore her powers of bipedalism. Along the way

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-06 17:34

she was raped by a bear. Some say that he is fond of individuals that are vertically challenged, and that he knows two facts about the law, BOTH of which are wrong. All we know is that he's called pedro.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-07 13:38

Her classic mistake was of course to tell pedro that she was younger than she actually was, in the hopes this would stop him from raping her. Unfortunately, this had the opposite effect

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-07 14:23

Fortunately, J. Edgar Hoover of the FBI had covertly installed a Robocock 3000™ deep within Pedro's dong way back in 1948. The information obtained from this contraption lead the Mossad to assassinate the dong of Pedro with a lethal shot of love muscle relaxant. Mourning the loss of his precious cargo, Pedro

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-07 14:52

And then he nigger nigger nigger

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-07 15:45

... but fortunately he saw HOT COED HOT COED HOT COED and they balanced each other out. So the effect was like, well, dividing by zero, and in an instant ...

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-07 17:37

pedro died.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-08 2:47

Then they were joined by another hot stripping coeds, named Amy Celeste Kitts, who

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-08 10:06

was dreaming of cocks drifting across the blue sky.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-08 15:15

and fiery the angels fell, deep thunder rolled around their shores, burning with the fires of Orc ...

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-08 16:39

...hards full of apple trees and fluffy white clouds. Then, as Amy was picking her apples, a squirrel scuttled up to her and

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-08 22:14

"I just want to say on behalf of my country, I know it was done humorously, but we've spent so much time trying to not make black people look like buffoons, that when we see something like that we take it really to heart. And I know it was in good fun and the last thing I want to do is take this show to kind of a down level. Because you know how much I love this show and this country. But I feel like I'm at home here and if I knew that was going to be part of the show I probably, I definitely wouldn't have done it. Thank you for the opportunity, I've got to give it up because I told him at the break and he said 'Man, you need to speak as an American, not as a white American or a black American but as an American I need to say that."

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-09 10:10

Amy looked at the squirrel in surprise and said, 'a talking squirrel?!'.

Then she ripped of the squirrels head in surprise and sent it in a packaged envelope to Zen Jewbutt, in Las Vegas.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-09 19:25

JEWS

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-09 23:10

Man, if they turned up looking like that in the United States!!

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-11 2:03

And then she gave him the goatfinger.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-11 9:54

AND THEN THEY ALL DIED

THE END

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-11 10:01

But then Hagrid awoke, realising that all of this was just a bad dream.

Hagrid made a noise halfway between a groan and yawn, before lumbering his way over to the toilet.

Stroking his flaccid, wrinked raisin penis, Hagrid thought about Harry's tender, ripe buttocks glistening in the sun. How he wanted to play with those buttocks - slapping, teasing and perhaps even licking each one like a vanilla ice cream.

Just then, Gandalf appeared with his erect todger in his steely wizard's grip, a glinting dribble of semen hanging from the very tip. His majestic, weather face was flushed and displaying a lustful, gaze; his jaw slackened and saliva dripping from his lips.

Picard awoke realising that this was all just a dream, and then decided to go to the Holodeck for breakfast. Entering the Holodeck, Picard requested that the scenario would be...

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-11 13:20

a dream, and Zen Jewbutt awoke in his Las Vegas apartment.

In need for some cash, he took his $1 that he had found and went to the nearest casino. Like a true jew, he racked up an impressive $25,000 before being kicked out and banned.
With it, he invested into the local banking business.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-11 22:10

Then a young girl named Marcy Hannaford

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-12 0:04

invested into said business, losing all her monies.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-12 0:11

so she broke into Zen's house that night and tore her anus apart with

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-12 6:38

A Top quality israeli ass blaster that zen had bought at a yard sale in his neighbourhood long ago.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-12 13:08

Zen woke up in the morning to a torn anus lying accross his living room, and was immediately charged with womanslaughter and sent to jail.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-12 16:41

In jail, Zen was abused by

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-12 17:35

a big dumb nigger with greasy monkey hair.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-13 4:44

Then he got out and sent an email to get a Lockers invite.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-13 7:34

But as we all know, lockerz is a pyramid scam.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-13 8:22

HOLY TITS SAMEFAG

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-13 13:52

said Zen, and rushed all the way to texas, where he hoped to blend in with the citizens of the non-judgemental intellectual state of america

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-13 15:59

... but all of a sudden .nd comput. So he forced a meme, and LO! ...

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-14 2:18

HE BEGAN TO OVER EAT ALL DIGESTIBLE SUBSTANCES TO BLEND IN WITH THE IGNORANT TEXANS BUT DECIEDED

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-14 18:43

to jump off a cliff..ONTO A MOUNTAIN OF MARSHMALLOWS

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-14 19:38

❝Let's make Texas sized s'mores.❞ he proclaimed.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-14 20:53

he began shoving his mouth full of s'mores then his texas looking obese ass felt the common symptoms of being obese an texan. he put his hand to his moob and

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-15 2:27

yelled "HOT STRIPPING COEDS!!!"

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-17 15:54

then palin turned up and said SAY IT AIN'T SO

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-17 17:46

And Solid snake appeared to to shove his gigantic solid metal gear to both of their asses all the while claiming to be a good christian.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-17 23:39

But it turns out that his gear was poorly made and it got all rusty.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-18 6:13

Then the rock turned up, turned that rusty gear sideways and SHOVED IT STRAIGHT UP ALL YOUR CANDY ASSES!

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-18 14:49

But then Zen Jewbutt had an urge to eat Chinese food and walked down the street to the local Chinese restaurant, leaving Snake and that one cunt he didn't know the name of in peace

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-18 15:17

Zen Jewbutt was a good boy and when he arrived in the chinese restaurant he ate a bunch of cheeseburgers for the rest of his life. After his life, he flew to India to eat some more cheeseburgers, and he died in cheese overdose.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-18 20:52

Zen's karma being what it was after eating all those cheeseburgers, he was reincarnated as a cow.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-18 23:24

Approaching the cow was a sexy 18 year old Swedish girl named Amy Kitts, who

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-19 2:30

after eating the bloodied cow after hacking poor reincarnated Zen to pieces, returned to Sweden to star in her own television called

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-19 3:53

HOT SWEDISH MEATBALLS

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-19 9:47

after eating the HOT SWEDISH Meatballs Approaching the cow was sexy.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-19 10:56

So now Zen was a cow.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-19 15:44

A dead cow to be more precise.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-20 6:57

"WOE IS LIFE FOR A DEAD BOVINE, THERE BE NO SYMPATHY IN SPARE FOR THAT OF THE NOT LIVING BOVINE" he exclaimed in his thought.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-20 8:59

Suddenly the mothership descended from the heavens. Bootsy stepped out and fired his bop gun at the remains of poor old Zen and everything was funktastic.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-20 14:21

Then Jesus appear with his turkey-cannon and shot the mothership down which looked suspiciously like Tom cruises chin.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-21 7:47

Then jesus turned Zen back into a living jesuit, and Zen headed for california, to find him a womanz.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-21 7:51

once he actually found one, he got laid.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-21 7:52

but unfortunately, she was a man.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-21 7:52

so they had buttsecks, and he came all inside his intestines.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-23 18:58

Then Zen decided that the best course of action would be to knock her unconcious while he.s twinky is still in her pooper, after pumping it in and out of her for a good while, he pulls it out and sees that her ass tubes have gotten themselves stuck on his Pingas.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-25 1:01

So Zen dumped the ladyboy in a bin, grabbed a hotdog, and assassinated the president.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-25 5:15

Putting on his trademark pair of glasses, yelling, YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-26 13:42

and then he RAPED A COW WOLOLOLOLO

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-27 5:13

and then over 9000 JEWS came off the cow's ass

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-27 10:14

Realizing that his fuck-cow just gave birth to his over 9000 cow-jew sons, he decided to marry the cow and name it jackie-boy.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-31 18:19

the end

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-31 19:37

, wrote Zen Jewbutt in his book and went for a dinner

Name: VIPPER 2009-11-03 1:30

with Amy Kitts, a sexy 18 year old Swedish girl

Name: VIPPER 2009-11-03 7:39

WHEN SUDDENLY

Name: VIPPER 2009-11-03 11:18

a cocks dashed across the sky

Name: VIPPER 2009-11-05 22:35

Which was blue

Name: VIPPER 2009-11-06 9:04

and drifting (the cocks, not the sky)

Name: VIPPER 2009-11-06 9:45

(except the cocks were drifting too)

Name: VIPPER 2009-11-07 20:54

and one of the cocks all of sudden smashed right inside

Name: VIPPER 2009-11-08 7:07

a group of HOT STRIPPING COEDS

Name: VIPPER 2009-11-08 19:43

most of which were drinking hot chocolate

Name: VIPPER 2009-11-08 20:59

if that's what the kids are calling it these days, if you know what I mean and I think you do

Name: VIPPER 2009-11-10 20:54

Then, out of nowhere, someone ran at him with a brick in a sock.

Name: VIPPER 2009-11-10 23:51

BUT THEN... DICKS!

Name: VIPPER 2009-11-11 0:24

stopped drifting and fell upon the ground

Name: VIPPER 2009-11-12 18:10

and gave out free lemonade

Name: VIPPER 2009-11-13 7:50

HOWEVER, IT WAS NOT LEMONADE REALLY

Name: VIPPER 2009-11-15 18:31

Amy got up, smacked her head on the chandelier, shat herself in surprise, and stuck a fork in her neck. Zen jumped up and stabbed her in the chest with his knife in surprise, and amy died.

Zen grabbed his things, ran to his parked enzo and drove off, with the cops in high speed pursuit.
Zen had become a fugitive.

Name: VIPPER 2009-11-15 23:21

DICKS

Name: VIPPER 2009-11-16 1:27

What?

Name: VIPPER 2009-11-16 7:19

DICKS!, shouted again one of the policemen who were chasing Zen. His car buddy was amazed. “Did he want me to suck his dick RIGHT NOW? How on Earth can he be aroused all time?”

Name: VIPPER 2009-11-16 9:14

Then Zen said "Who the fuck am I talk to?" before hammering another rusty nail into his now useless and mangled member

Name: VIPPER 2009-11-18 22:34

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Name: VIPPER 2009-11-19 6:52

Zen was not interested in apartments in China.

Name: VIPPER 2009-11-19 10:22

... but his curiosity got the better of him, so he flew to China, caught a train to Hangzou province, a cab to Jianggan district and a rickshaw to Jinghui gardens.

Finding building 11 was easy enough, and as he rang the bell for room 305, the door was answered by ...

Name: VIPPER 2009-11-19 17:07

... a ravenous jew, bent on anal raping him to his very doom.

Fortunately the jew seems to be choking on a bagel shard, which ...

Name: VIPPER 2009-11-20 9:04

>>148

tasted great

Name: VIPPER 2009-11-20 9:43

Nonetheless, Zen learned that North Koreans taste even better, so he went to Pyongyang to met Our Dear Leader Kim Jong Il.

Name: VIPPER 2009-11-20 10:34

WHEN SUDDENLY

Name: VIPPER 2009-11-20 12:40

THE CAPS LOCK WENT ON AND LOADS OF GRAMMAR NAZIS SPRANG FROM THEIR CONCEALED HIDING PLACES ...

Name: VIPPER 2009-11-20 16:57

And they got promptly hit in their heads. With bricks, in socks.

Name: VIPPER 2009-11-20 22:44

Dear leader offered his own bowl of kimchi, in exchange for

Name: VIPPER 2009-11-20 23:38

OMG! I LOVE the Twilight Series so much! This dildo is great because one minute I shut my eyes and pretend I am screwing Edward with his cold, sparkling, marble cock; then the next, I warm it up and pretend Jacob is doing me from behind [you know, DOGGY STYLE! LOLZ!!!] I have multiples because sometimes I like to pretend they are both ravishing my body at the same time. Also, I like to tie them to my cats and pretend they are were-vamp-kitties! I just wish a balls were included with the shaft, so that Edward and Jacob could take turns tea-bagging me...another good idea is to hold your hand in ice water for a bit, and then you can act like Edward is giving you a donkey punch as well!

Name: VIPPER 2009-11-20 23:47

the end

Name: VIPPER 2009-11-21 0:21

つづく

Name: VIPPER 2009-11-21 4:55

And then there was a dick garden, growing dicks. the dick

Name: VIPPER 2009-11-21 17:22

From a Jew's face
The wicked Devil speaks to us,
The Devil who, in every country,
Is known as an evil plague.

Would we from the Jew be free,
Again be cheeful and happy,
Then must youth fight with us
To get rid of the Jewish Devil.

Name: VIPPER 2009-11-23 9:07

ejaculated delicious lemonade for all of the children to drink and enjoy

Name: VIPPER 2009-11-23 9:59

He got burnnedupz in the oven.

Name: VIPPER 2010-04-17 0:55

JEWS

Name: VIPPER 2010-04-21 16:48

The smoke was dirty and drifted all over fair, if war-torn, Poland.

Name: VIPPER 2010-04-21 18:43

I made poop

Name: VIPPER 2010-04-22 14:40

>>162
Way to bump a 5 month old thread.

Cunt.

Name: VIPPER 2010-04-22 20:14

>>165
You're visibly upset.

Name: VIPPER 2010-04-23 2:38

The End

Name: VIPPER 2010-04-23 16:39


or maybe not?

Name: VIPPER 2010-04-23 16:45

Then JEWS

Name: VIPPER 2010-04-23 17:45

Illuminati. Look out for the tr-eye-angle, the all seeing eye.

Name: VIPPER 2011-12-09 4:24

Name: VIPPER 2011-12-28 4:26

Accessory nail of the fifth toe

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-02 17:52

Fucking hell my thread is still here?

What the hell is WRONG with you people?

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-03 11:07

Touhou

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-03 16:28

"oh my, what did that crack do to my thought processes!" did zen say to himself after having weird thoughts about JEWS, poops and The End. So he put down his crack pipe with a delighted face. so he decide to get up, put on a thong and streched himself. later on he took a beer in his hand and went to his wrecked enzo.

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