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Name: VIPPER 2009-09-27 13:47

We each do a sentence of the story, and see how it progresses.

I'll start:



Once upon a time, there was a man called Zen Jewbutt.

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-27 16:05

Zen Jewbutt was a renowned Jewish prospector.

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-27 17:17

As such, he was constantly inebriated, for as we all know, Jews are made drunken by the sight of money, which is why they'll never buy a fucking round.

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-27 18:38

Having leached off of all his closest friends, Zen stumbled out of the bar in the early hours of the morning, towards his Ferrari Enzo, which he had acquired through living off the state, picking up discarded coins, busking with his ukulele, and selling jewellery.

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-27 21:36

He opened the door of his beautiful and expensive car, and rammed the key into the starter, just as he does with his dick, and his many, many piles of money. The car revved up, and he began to back away from the bar.

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-27 22:00

and then he died.

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-27 22:07

But suddenly, several voodoo witch doctors stumbled upon the inexplicably wrecked car. They dragged Zen from the twisted mass of metal, and carried his disgusting, rotten corpse back to their temple. There, they performed several strange, unexplainable rituals over the body of the fallen Jewish warrior. His eyes opened again, and he rose from the dead as a zombie.

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-27 23:41

The zombie staggered away and then came across a group of hot stripping coeds.

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-28 0:07

Upon the sight of said coeds, Zombie Zen Jewbutt gained back his consciousness, as well as an enormous, pulsating erection.

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-28 1:27

He grabbed the nearest zombie coed and started fucking it in the eye socket, exclaiming "GET YOUR BUTT TO SAKURA-CON!"

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-28 3:11

Then all of a sudden Fred Gallagher the author of that shit webcomic MegaTokyo came out, dropped his pants and

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-28 4:50

is you me personal army?

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-28 4:51

do thy accept thee call for just ace?

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-28 10:10

No

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-28 13:45

Having ragged the coeds into submission, Zen boarded a plane to America, illegally stowing himself amongst a group of dogs in cargo, and began to feel rather pleased with himself.

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-28 15:33

However, the dog cages in cargo were made to Korean standards, which basically meant that they were deep-fat fryers for canines.

Given the predictable wear and tear on the cages structural integrity, the canines soon began to sense that there was a way out - not realising that it was at an altitude of over 9000 feet and that they only had one pleased-smelling Zen to share amongst themselves ...

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-28 16:03

Zen noticed the dogs were becoming restless, but thought nothing of it. All of a sudden, the door to one of the cages was violently busted down by its extremely aroused inhabitant. The other dogs followed suit, and after about 10 seconds, Zen was surrounded by a huge group of very horny dogs.

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-28 16:44

Zen was fucked. Literally.

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-28 20:40

At first Zen was horrified at the dog pack and their threatening dog penises. But suddenly he was overcome with lust. Zen couldn't get enough of the sweet dogcock around him and soon the whole situation degraded into a full-on gay bestiality orgy.

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-28 21:18

Then, Sarah Palin appeared. "Say it ain't so!" she drawled. The dogs responded by

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-28 22:00

tackling her to the floor. They then proceeded to tear off her clothes and rape every orifice in her body. While this was happening, Zen had ample time to escape to a second cargo hold behind a small door. Winded, but still extremely aroused by the dicking the dogs gave him, Zen wandered around looking for something else to jam up his ass.

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-28 22:25

While he was wondering this, a genie popped up from the floorboards and asked him "what do you dream of?"

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-29 2:02

"COEDS drifting across the blue sky"

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-29 12:37

All of a sudden a large cloud of hot stripping coeds started drifting across the azure sky. Zen could see up their skirts and desperately wished to give each one of them a savage facefucking. Alas, their altitude denied him his sordid pleasure. Turning angrily to the genie he exclaimed;

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-29 12:48

"I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK"

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-29 13:33

"Hmm" said the Genie, "I'd heard that about about you, but how MUCH do you like chocolate milk?" ...

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-29 14:18

As the plane landed, Zen jumped out, gabbed the nearest respectable female black African American and started sucking on her mammary glands.

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-29 16:15

It turned out that Zen was not Jewish at all. He was west philadelphia born and raised, on the playground is where he spent most of his days...

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-29 20:08

AWWWWWWWW HEEL NOOOOOOOO!

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-30 11:28

... he cried. The chocolate milk had run dry, and the cargo hold was slowly opening to the ever increasing howls of the dogs inside ...

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-30 14:39

Jewbutt ran for his life. He jumped over the fence and ran across the street, narrowly avoiding the stripping coeds in their cars, and hid inside a dustbin.

Name: VIPPER 2009-09-30 15:54

Unfortunately the stripping coeds were too hot inside their cars and sought cooler relief in the streets - where the libido-crazed dogs were howling for chocolate milk satisfaction!

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-01 16:26

Zen triple backflipped out of the dustbin, quadruple front monkey rolled towards an abandoned car, and set out for hollywood: towards fame and fortune.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-01 17:04

What Zen didn't realize was that he had no idea which direction Hollywood was in, or what state he was in for that matter, so he drove for miles and miles and somehow ended up in Cuba.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-02 1:15

In Cuba he was amazed to see the local stripping coeds were even hotter than the ones he saw previously.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-02 14:10

Zen approached one of the Cuban COEDS, STRIPPING and obviously HOT as she was and asked..

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-02 17:24

how do i shot web?

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-02 17:43

"No habla ingles, señor", she says.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-02 19:09

And then he was a zombie.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-02 21:27

And the Jew said... find the ring... the one ring to rule them all!

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