We each do a sentence of the story, and see how it progresses.
I'll start:
Once upon a time, there was a man called Zen Jewbutt.
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VIPPER2009-10-12 6:38
A Top quality israeli ass blaster that zen had bought at a yard sale in his neighbourhood long ago.
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VIPPER2009-10-12 13:08
Zen woke up in the morning to a torn anus lying accross his living room, and was immediately charged with womanslaughter and sent to jail.
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VIPPER2009-10-12 16:41
In jail, Zen was abused by
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VIPPER2009-10-12 17:35
a big dumb nigger with greasy monkey hair.
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VIPPER2009-10-13 4:44
Then he got out and sent an email to get a Lockers invite.
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VIPPER2009-10-13 7:34
But as we all know, lockerz is a pyramid scam.
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VIPPER2009-10-13 8:22
HOLY TITS SAMEFAG
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VIPPER2009-10-13 13:52
said Zen, and rushed all the way to texas, where he hoped to blend in with the citizens of the non-judgemental intellectual state of america
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VIPPER2009-10-13 15:59
... but all of a sudden .nd comput. So he forced a meme, and LO! ...
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VIPPER2009-10-14 2:18
HE BEGAN TO OVER EAT ALL DIGESTIBLE SUBSTANCES TO BLEND IN WITH THE IGNORANT TEXANS BUT DECIEDED
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VIPPER2009-10-14 18:43
to jump off a cliff..ONTO A MOUNTAIN OF MARSHMALLOWS
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VIPPER2009-10-14 19:38
❝Let's make Texas sized s'mores.❞ he proclaimed.
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VIPPER2009-10-14 20:53
he began shoving his mouth full of s'mores then his texas looking obese ass felt the common symptoms of being obese an texan. he put his hand to his moob and
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VIPPER2009-10-15 2:27
yelled "HOT STRIPPING COEDS!!!"
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VIPPER2009-10-17 15:54
then palin turned up and said SAY IT AIN'T SO
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VIPPER2009-10-17 17:46
And Solid snake appeared to to shove his gigantic solid metal gear to both of their asses all the while claiming to be a good christian.
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VIPPER2009-10-17 23:39
But it turns out that his gear was poorly made and it got all rusty.
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VIPPER2009-10-18 6:13
Then the rock turned up, turned that rusty gear sideways and SHOVED IT STRAIGHT UP ALL YOUR CANDY ASSES!
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VIPPER2009-10-18 14:49
But then Zen Jewbutt had an urge to eat Chinese food and walked down the street to the local Chinese restaurant, leaving Snake and that one cunt he didn't know the name of in peace
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VIPPER2009-10-18 15:17
Zen Jewbutt was a good boy and when he arrived in the chinese restaurant he ate a bunch of cheeseburgers for the rest of his life. After his life, he flew to India to eat some more cheeseburgers, and he died in cheese overdose.
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VIPPER2009-10-18 20:52
Zen's karma being what it was after eating all those cheeseburgers, he was reincarnated as a cow.
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VIPPER2009-10-18 23:24
Approaching the cow was a sexy 18 year old Swedish girl named Amy Kitts, who
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VIPPER2009-10-19 2:30
after eating the bloodied cow after hacking poor reincarnated Zen to pieces, returned to Sweden to star in her own television called
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VIPPER2009-10-19 3:53
HOT SWEDISH MEATBALLS
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VIPPER2009-10-19 9:47
after eating the HOT SWEDISH Meatballs Approaching the cow was sexy.
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VIPPER2009-10-19 10:56
So now Zen was a cow.
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VIPPER2009-10-19 15:44
A dead cow to be more precise.
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VIPPER2009-10-20 6:57
"WOE IS LIFE FOR A DEAD BOVINE, THERE BE NO SYMPATHY IN SPARE FOR THAT OF THE NOT LIVING BOVINE" he exclaimed in his thought.
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VIPPER2009-10-20 8:59
Suddenly the mothership descended from the heavens. Bootsy stepped out and fired his bop gun at the remains of poor old Zen and everything was funktastic.
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VIPPER2009-10-20 14:21
Then Jesus appear with his turkey-cannon and shot the mothership down which looked suspiciously like Tom cruises chin.
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VIPPER2009-10-21 7:47
Then jesus turned Zen back into a living jesuit, and Zen headed for california, to find him a womanz.
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VIPPER2009-10-21 7:51
once he actually found one, he got laid.
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VIPPER2009-10-21 7:52
but unfortunately, she was a man.
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VIPPER2009-10-21 7:52
so they had buttsecks, and he came all inside his intestines.
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VIPPER2009-10-23 18:58
Then Zen decided that the best course of action would be to knock her unconcious while he.s twinky is still in her pooper, after pumping it in and out of her for a good while, he pulls it out and sees that her ass tubes have gotten themselves stuck on his Pingas.
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VIPPER2009-10-25 1:01
So Zen dumped the ladyboy in a bin, grabbed a hotdog, and assassinated the president.
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VIPPER2009-10-25 5:15
Putting on his trademark pair of glasses, yelling, YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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VIPPER2009-10-26 13:42
and then he RAPED A COW WOLOLOLOLO
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VIPPER2009-10-27 5:13
and then over 9000 JEWS came off the cow's ass
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VIPPER2009-10-27 10:14
Realizing that his fuck-cow just gave birth to his over 9000 cow-jew sons, he decided to marry the cow and name it jackie-boy.