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Name: VIPPER 2009-09-27 13:47

We each do a sentence of the story, and see how it progresses.

I'll start:



Once upon a time, there was a man called Zen Jewbutt.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-12 6:38

A Top quality israeli ass blaster that zen had bought at a yard sale in his neighbourhood long ago.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-12 13:08

Zen woke up in the morning to a torn anus lying accross his living room, and was immediately charged with womanslaughter and sent to jail.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-12 16:41

In jail, Zen was abused by

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-12 17:35

a big dumb nigger with greasy monkey hair.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-13 4:44

Then he got out and sent an email to get a Lockers invite.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-13 7:34

But as we all know, lockerz is a pyramid scam.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-13 8:22

HOLY TITS SAMEFAG

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-13 13:52

said Zen, and rushed all the way to texas, where he hoped to blend in with the citizens of the non-judgemental intellectual state of america

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-13 15:59

... but all of a sudden .nd comput. So he forced a meme, and LO! ...

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-14 2:18

HE BEGAN TO OVER EAT ALL DIGESTIBLE SUBSTANCES TO BLEND IN WITH THE IGNORANT TEXANS BUT DECIEDED

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-14 18:43

to jump off a cliff..ONTO A MOUNTAIN OF MARSHMALLOWS

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-14 19:38

❝Let's make Texas sized s'mores.❞ he proclaimed.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-14 20:53

he began shoving his mouth full of s'mores then his texas looking obese ass felt the common symptoms of being obese an texan. he put his hand to his moob and

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-15 2:27

yelled "HOT STRIPPING COEDS!!!"

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-17 15:54

then palin turned up and said SAY IT AIN'T SO

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-17 17:46

And Solid snake appeared to to shove his gigantic solid metal gear to both of their asses all the while claiming to be a good christian.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-17 23:39

But it turns out that his gear was poorly made and it got all rusty.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-18 6:13

Then the rock turned up, turned that rusty gear sideways and SHOVED IT STRAIGHT UP ALL YOUR CANDY ASSES!

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-18 14:49

But then Zen Jewbutt had an urge to eat Chinese food and walked down the street to the local Chinese restaurant, leaving Snake and that one cunt he didn't know the name of in peace

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-18 15:17

Zen Jewbutt was a good boy and when he arrived in the chinese restaurant he ate a bunch of cheeseburgers for the rest of his life. After his life, he flew to India to eat some more cheeseburgers, and he died in cheese overdose.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-18 20:52

Zen's karma being what it was after eating all those cheeseburgers, he was reincarnated as a cow.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-18 23:24

Approaching the cow was a sexy 18 year old Swedish girl named Amy Kitts, who

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-19 2:30

after eating the bloodied cow after hacking poor reincarnated Zen to pieces, returned to Sweden to star in her own television called

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-19 3:53

HOT SWEDISH MEATBALLS

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-19 9:47

after eating the HOT SWEDISH Meatballs Approaching the cow was sexy.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-19 10:56

So now Zen was a cow.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-19 15:44

A dead cow to be more precise.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-20 6:57

"WOE IS LIFE FOR A DEAD BOVINE, THERE BE NO SYMPATHY IN SPARE FOR THAT OF THE NOT LIVING BOVINE" he exclaimed in his thought.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-20 8:59

Suddenly the mothership descended from the heavens. Bootsy stepped out and fired his bop gun at the remains of poor old Zen and everything was funktastic.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-20 14:21

Then Jesus appear with his turkey-cannon and shot the mothership down which looked suspiciously like Tom cruises chin.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-21 7:47

Then jesus turned Zen back into a living jesuit, and Zen headed for california, to find him a womanz.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-21 7:51

once he actually found one, he got laid.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-21 7:52

but unfortunately, she was a man.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-21 7:52

so they had buttsecks, and he came all inside his intestines.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-23 18:58

Then Zen decided that the best course of action would be to knock her unconcious while he.s twinky is still in her pooper, after pumping it in and out of her for a good while, he pulls it out and sees that her ass tubes have gotten themselves stuck on his Pingas.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-25 1:01

So Zen dumped the ladyboy in a bin, grabbed a hotdog, and assassinated the president.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-25 5:15

Putting on his trademark pair of glasses, yelling, YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-26 13:42

and then he RAPED A COW WOLOLOLOLO

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-27 5:13

and then over 9000 JEWS came off the cow's ass

Name: VIPPER 2009-10-27 10:14

Realizing that his fuck-cow just gave birth to his over 9000 cow-jew sons, he decided to marry the cow and name it jackie-boy.

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