We each do a sentence of the story, and see how it progresses.
I'll start:
Once upon a time, there was a man called Zen Jewbutt.
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the end
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, wrote Zen Jewbutt in his book and went for a dinner
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with Amy Kitts, a sexy 18 year old Swedish girl
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WHEN SUDDENLY
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a cocks dashed across the sky
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Which was blue
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and drifting (the cocks, not the sky)
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(except the cocks were drifting too)
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and one of the cocks all of sudden smashed right inside
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a group of HOT STRIPPING COEDS
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most of which were drinking hot chocolate
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if that's what the kids are calling it these days, if you know what I mean and I think you do
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Then, out of nowhere, someone ran at him with a brick in a sock.
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BUT THEN... DICKS!
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stopped drifting and fell upon the ground
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and gave out free lemonade
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HOWEVER, IT WAS NOT LEMONADE REALLY
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Amy got up, smacked her head on the chandelier, shat herself in surprise, and stuck a fork in her neck. Zen jumped up and stabbed her in the chest with his knife in surprise, and amy died.
Zen grabbed his things, ran to his parked enzo and drove off, with the cops in high speed pursuit.
Zen had become a fugitive.
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VIPPER2009-11-15 23:21
DICKS
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What?
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VIPPER2009-11-16 7:19
DICKS!, shouted again one of the policemen who were chasing Zen. His car buddy was amazed. “Did he want me to suck his dick RIGHT NOW? How on Earth can he be aroused all time?”
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VIPPER2009-11-16 9:14
Then Zen said "Who the fuck am I talk to?" before hammering another rusty nail into his now useless and mangled member
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... but his curiosity got the better of him, so he flew to China, caught a train to Hangzou province, a cab to Jianggan district and a rickshaw to Jinghui gardens.
Finding building 11 was easy enough, and as he rang the bell for room 305, the door was answered by ...
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VIPPER2009-11-19 17:07
... a ravenous jew, bent on anal raping him to his very doom.
Fortunately the jew seems to be choking on a bagel shard, which ...
Nonetheless, Zen learned that North Koreans taste even better, so he went to Pyongyang to met Our Dear Leader Kim Jong Il.
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WHEN SUDDENLY
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THE CAPS LOCK WENT ON AND LOADS OF GRAMMAR NAZIS SPRANG FROM THEIR CONCEALED HIDING PLACES ...
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And they got promptly hit in their heads. With bricks, in socks.
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Dear leader offered his own bowl of kimchi, in exchange for
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OMG! I LOVE the Twilight Series so much! This dildo is great because one minute I shut my eyes and pretend I am screwing Edward with his cold, sparkling, marble cock; then the next, I warm it up and pretend Jacob is doing me from behind [you know, DOGGY STYLE! LOLZ!!!] I have multiples because sometimes I like to pretend they are both ravishing my body at the same time. Also, I like to tie them to my cats and pretend they are were-vamp-kitties! I just wish a balls were included with the shaft, so that Edward and Jacob could take turns tea-bagging me...another good idea is to hold your hand in ice water for a bit, and then you can act like Edward is giving you a donkey punch as well!
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the end
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つづく
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And then there was a dick garden, growing dicks. the dick
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VIPPER2009-11-21 17:22
From a Jew's face
The wicked Devil speaks to us,
The Devil who, in every country,
Is known as an evil plague.
Would we from the Jew be free,
Again be cheeful and happy,
Then must youth fight with us
To get rid of the Jewish Devil.
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ejaculated delicious lemonade for all of the children to drink and enjoy