We each do a sentence of the story, and see how it progresses.
I'll start:
Once upon a time, there was a man called Zen Jewbutt.
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VIPPER2009-10-02 21:27
Zen didn't understand spic-talk so he assumed she said "please eat me". The motive of what occurred next are a matter of debate, ignorant of the local fauna biology (or perhaps it was his lack of knowledge of zombie customs) Zen opened his mouth wide, sharp teeth gleaming in the streetlight. To the horror of every onlooker he brought mouth closed and his teeth together earning himself a mouthful of
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VIPPER2009-10-03 3:03
watermelon an' fried chicken, with extra ears o' corn!
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VIPPER2009-10-03 3:42
Then Obama came down, on a white glowing cloud with a radiant halo, and with a deep resonant voice, said
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VIPPER2009-10-03 4:42
Yo my nigger, did you steal my bike?
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Jewbutt shook his head, but then noticed Obama's huge bulge in his trousers and asked
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"How the fuck did a nigger wind up president?"
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Obama replied:
I pulled up to the white house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
I looked at my kingdom I was finally there,
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
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Jewbutt interrupted:
YO YO IMMA LET YO FINISH, BUT WILL SMITH HAD ONE OF THE BEST THEME SONGS OF ALL TIME
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Then, Jewbutt was denounced as a "jackass" by Yulia Tyomoshenko, Prime Minister of Ukraine. Jewbutt became instantly vexed, until am angry vein popped out on his wrinkly forehead. Then he
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VIPPER2009-10-04 13:57
exploded into a fit of fiery rage, and ordered two planes to fly into two towers somewhere in the world. Then Jewbutt, fed up of Cuba, headed towards Las Vegas, where he had heard there was much jew-porn to be won.
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VIPPER2009-10-04 15:31
the cuban coeds reached for one of the many rings on his jew hands, pulled the said ring off and exclaimed:
Then Jewbutt left, and eventually arrived in Las Vegas. He had taken a taxi, but killed the driver, so he didn't have to pay.
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VIPPER2009-10-04 21:39
THEN A HOT stripping naked coed appeared and unexpectedly
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VIPPER2009-10-05 11:15
began to put on all her clothes. Not only all of her clothes, but all the clothes in the entire world. In fact she put on so many clothes that not one inch of her hot coed body could be seen. Unfortunately the repercussions of this was that not only was she coocked to death by her own body heat, but
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VIPPER2009-10-05 14:36
after she was 'cocked' to death by her own body heat, she combusted, burning all the clothes in the world, and now everyone was naked.
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except for one girl - 18 year old Marcy Hannaford. The unique thing about this girl was that
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VIPPER2009-10-05 23:53
every time someone mentioned her clothes she lost her abilities to walk. so to get them back...
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she set out for Mt Goatse to find a magical ring that would restore her powers of bipedalism. Along the way
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VIPPER2009-10-06 17:34
she was raped by a bear. Some say that he is fond of individuals that are vertically challenged, and that he knows two facts about the law, BOTH of which are wrong. All we know is that he's called pedro.
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Her classic mistake was of course to tell pedro that she was younger than she actually was, in the hopes this would stop him from raping her. Unfortunately, this had the opposite effect
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Fortunately, J. Edgar Hoover of the FBI had covertly installed a Robocock 3000™ deep within Pedro's dong way back in 1948. The information obtained from this contraption lead the Mossad to assassinate the dong of Pedro with a lethal shot of love muscle relaxant. Mourning the loss of his precious cargo, Pedro
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VIPPER2009-10-07 14:52
And then he nigger nigger nigger
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VIPPER2009-10-07 15:45
... but fortunately he saw HOT COED HOT COED HOT COED and they balanced each other out. So the effect was like, well, dividing by zero, and in an instant ...
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pedro died.
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Then they were joined by another hot stripping coeds, named Amy Celeste Kitts, who
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VIPPER2009-10-08 10:06
was dreaming of cocks drifting across the blue sky.
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and fiery the angels fell, deep thunder rolled around their shores, burning with the fires of Orc ...
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VIPPER2009-10-08 16:39
...hards full of apple trees and fluffy white clouds. Then, as Amy was picking her apples, a squirrel scuttled up to her and
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VIPPER2009-10-08 22:14
"I just want to say on behalf of my country, I know it was done humorously, but we've spent so much time trying to not make black people look like buffoons, that when we see something like that we take it really to heart. And I know it was in good fun and the last thing I want to do is take this show to kind of a down level. Because you know how much I love this show and this country. But I feel like I'm at home here and if I knew that was going to be part of the show I probably, I definitely wouldn't have done it. Thank you for the opportunity, I've got to give it up because I told him at the break and he said 'Man, you need to speak as an American, not as a white American or a black American but as an American I need to say that."
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VIPPER2009-10-09 10:10
Amy looked at the squirrel in surprise and said, 'a talking squirrel?!'.
Then she ripped of the squirrels head in surprise and sent it in a packaged envelope to Zen Jewbutt, in Las Vegas.
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VIPPER2009-10-09 19:25
JEWS
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VIPPER2009-10-09 23:10
Man, if they turned up looking like that in the United States!!
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And then she gave him the goatfinger.
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AND THEN THEY ALL DIED
THE END
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VIPPER2009-10-11 10:01
But then Hagrid awoke, realising that all of this was just a bad dream.
Hagrid made a noise halfway between a groan and yawn, before lumbering his way over to the toilet.
Stroking his flaccid, wrinked raisin penis, Hagrid thought about Harry's tender, ripe buttocks glistening in the sun. How he wanted to play with those buttocks - slapping, teasing and perhaps even licking each one like a vanilla ice cream.
Just then, Gandalf appeared with his erect todger in his steely wizard's grip, a glinting dribble of semen hanging from the very tip. His majestic, weather face was flushed and displaying a lustful, gaze; his jaw slackened and saliva dripping from his lips.
Picard awoke realising that this was all just a dream, and then decided to go to the Holodeck for breakfast. Entering the Holodeck, Picard requested that the scenario would be...
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VIPPER2009-10-11 13:20
a dream, and Zen Jewbutt awoke in his Las Vegas apartment.
In need for some cash, he took his $1 that he had found and went to the nearest casino. Like a true jew, he racked up an impressive $25,000 before being kicked out and banned.
With it, he invested into the local banking business.
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Then a young girl named Marcy Hannaford
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invested into said business, losing all her monies.
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so she broke into Zen's house that night and tore her anus apart with