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why does semen smell the way it does?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 11:40

i have noticed semen has two scents.

the first scent is the ocean breeze scent that you smell when you first ejaculate. sometimes it smells like bleach too

the second is when its been sitting around for a while.. when it begins to smell like squid or rotting seafood.

i have no problem with the first kind, but the second one is truly annoying.
why does semen start to smell like that, and how can i prevent it or reduce the stench?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 11:48

Depends on what you eat.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 11:51

>>2
but it always smells like squid after its been on my dick for 3 days

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 12:08

My semen doesn't smell O_O

Perhaps my semen is broken somehow ?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 12:20

>>4
do you let it dry up and linger on your cock for 3 days?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 15:37

Take a fucking shower dipshit.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 17:29

>>6
what if that isnt an option.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 17:54 (sage)

>>7
Roll in mud like the pig you are.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 22:15

>>6
>>8
well, its obvious this guy doesnt have the same problem i do

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 22:39

>>1
It smells after a while because of bacteria and other things in the air.  Essentially, the same reason urine smells if you don't flush your toilet.
But anyway LOL.  Take a shower once in a while.

P.S.  Mine smells like bleach after a while.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 22:41

>>10
mine smells like bleach the instant it shoots out of my dickhole
for about 30 minutes anyway... and then it starts developing that rotten squid smell

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-13 15:10

mine smells like ground beef

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-13 18:22

i'm the only one with the flower scent then i guess ^_^;

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-13 18:25

i'm the only one with the flower scent then i guess ^_^;

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-13 22:26

>>12
>>13
>>14
LIES & same person

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-14 4:43

I clean up after myself yet my room still stinks. :(

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-14 5:19

Putrescine, Cadaverine, Spermine and Spermidine

Putrescine, Cadaverine, Spermine and Spermidine

Putrescine originates in putrefying and rotting flesh, and is quite literally, the smell of death. It is one of the breakdown products of some of the amino-acids found in animals, including humans. Although the molecule is a poisonous solid, as flesh decays the vapour pressure of the putrescine it contains becomes sufficiently large to allow its disgusting odour to be detected. It is usually accompanied by cadaverine (named after the cadavers that give rise to it), a poisonous syrupy liquid with an equally disgusting smell. Putrescine and cadaverine also contribute towards the smells of some living processes. Since they are both poisonous, the body normally excretes them in whatever way is quickest and most convenient. For example, the odour of bad breath and urine are 'enriched' by the presence of these molecules, as is the 'fishy' smell of the discharge from the female medical condition bacterial vaginosis. Putrescine and cadaverine also contribute to the distinctive smell of semen, which also contains the related molecules spermine and spermidine.

http://www.chm.bris.ac.uk/sillymolecules/sillymols.htm

thread over.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-14 12:07

I cum all over my room, and I haven't cleaned it in years.  It doesn't smell at all, but I try to keep the lights low if I have guests.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-17 9:14

you should get a black light in there..

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-19 17:45

after letting semen ferment on my dick for a week... i finally took a shower

when i rubbed soap on my dick, the covalent bonds created by soap hitting the rotten semen created the most DISGUSTING and THROAT GAGGING EYE WATERING SMELL EVER KNOWN TO MAN

and whats fucked up is that i have to wait another week to smell it again

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-20 7:25

>>5
Ewww.

Mine smells like eggs.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-20 13:49

Could some gay guy tell us about the taste?  Does everyone's sperms taste the same, you filthy cocksucker (sorry).

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-23 1:36

hay im girl not gay, sup :3
>>22
its always been salty to me but not in a bad way - I cant think of something it compares to except kind of snot (sticks in throat like it). Next time i can, i'll pay more attention (I swallow with it in the back of my throat usually) and if this thread still exists, will post analysis

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-23 1:41

>>23
pics aswell

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-23 1:44

>>24
I am not here to cause dramas... desu~

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-26 4:02

>>1
its better to drink it all before it turns into #2

>>23
let me get your number

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-28 15:55

It has the taste (if one was to taste it) of amonia most of the time, sometime it can be sweet but rarely but never swallow when a man has the flu it is poison.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-02 19:59

it smells like that because is for the great justice

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-04 20:18

>>28
fail gfto

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-08 3:09

Mine smells like dirty car keys.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-08 20:52

I'm a girl, and I've always thought cum smells exactly like wet towels- like when you go swimming and leave a wet towel at the bottom of your bag for a few days.

And yeah, it tastes pretty much the same as flem.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-08 21:46

>>31
Well said.
This girl knows her semen, no offence.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-08 23:47

>>31
How does it taste when you are horny?

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-10 22:57

>>33
LIKE HOT FLEM I'D SUPPOSE

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-11 5:47

The first scent is the alkaline substance that neutralizes the acid from urine in your urethra in order to protect the sperm.

The second scent is the decay of the sugars in the semen by bacteria.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-11 17:34

>>31


phlegm

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-12 19:18

amines, plain and simple.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-13 21:33

>>1
can you tape yourself ejaculating and put it on youtube

>>35
then explain why my dick starts to smell like a vagina after 24 hours

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-17 21:01

Alkaline? Is that why it smells vaguely of chlorine?

Name: meh meh 2006-08-07 9:02

i want to taste cum!!! (im a girl btw not gay) lol

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-08 19:25

no

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-09 14:50

I'm a girl to and it taste diff from person to person it might taste like flem with one person and then it might be like really salty with another. and no I'm not a whore I just have many boyfriends.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-09 16:19

HARLOT

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-10 4:31

Wait, many boyfriends=whore. i;ve heard that drinking pineapple juice makes your cum taste really sweet, is that true?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-10 8:16

So many girlfriends=manwhore?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-10 10:50

manywhores=happy negro

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-10 10:53 (sage)

>>45
No, for a man having many girlfriends is beneficial (he's not the one getting a baby, after all).

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-10 20:20

What the fuck is your problem?

Name: lol 2006-08-13 15:12

eat shit ur cmen will smell like shit.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-14 22:39

>>49
OMG IVEBEEN EATIN SHIT FOR 2 DAYS STRAIGHT NOW AND EATING THE SHIT THAT I THROW BACK UP AND EVERYTHING NOT EVEN TAKING A BREAK BUT IT ISNT WORKING

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-15 8:29

try eating more ocean breeze

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-15 13:31

>>49
>>50
>>51

fuckin lol

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-15 13:41

all this talk of girls eating seamen is making me hornified.

i haven't had a happyface at the end of my penor for a year now.

joey bishop

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-18 23:36

>>27
When you say "poison", do you mean it will kill someone stone-dead, or will it just taste so utterly foul that you wish it would kill you stone-dead?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-26 2:44

da da da da da da da da...
DOG CUM!!

(sing it like the old batman theme song)

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-26 20:20

>>55
fuck you

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-26 21:47

>>18
it could smell, but sometimes you get acustomed to your own odour

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-01 10:09

Eat less meat, eat blander foods, eat a few select organics.


And it tastes good!


Meat will make it have a nasty flavor, with zinc and the waste of digesting meat that you won't really find anywhere else.  Zinc enhances that naturally alkaline flavor, so it's a double deuce effect when you have a lot of fish/meat/some legumes.

Now, eat lots of vegetables, and maintain a somewhat basic (pH > 7, not food pyramid lol) diet, and your semen will taste much different. Although, this shift from many Amerikan's normal diet may lead to a slight-to-more acute form of acidosis, which normally comes from peoples who eat too many antiacid tablets.  Shouldn't really be a problem unless you eat antiacid tablets too!

It's kinda strange that some drug company hasn't put out a prostate enhancer, or a pill that will help remove/lower the amount of garbage that eventually comes out the penis.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-24 19:40

Hi. I suffered from throat-gagging bad semen smell, as well as general body odor that showering could never get rid of. My doctor recommended that I try a low-protein diet. It has helped immensely for my BO and semen smell. I hope this helps.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-21 2:14

My husbands cum is strong, has the chlorine smell and is bitter and nasty...  However my boyfriend's cum is virtually tasteless, almost sweet.  He eats pineapple and cottage cheese regularly, exercises a ton and takes great care of himself.  So yes, your diet and lifestyle will 100% effect the thickness, smell, and taste.  Your body does use many ways to detox itself.  If you eat bad and don't take care of yourself, all that bad stuff gets out of you through your fluids.  My husbands cum also is very salty and makes my vagina feel itchy for a few hours after.  While my boyfriends is thinner, and I can't get enough of it!

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-21 2:46

My semen doesn't smell at all. Is that good or bad?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-21 4:10

>>60
How bout your dad?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-21 8:58

my girlfriend just ate my semen about 2 hours ago but I didn't think to ask her how it tastes T_T

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-21 13:57

>>60
whores, on my /sci/?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-21 14:02

well it doesn't really have to because studies show with the food that you eat affects the taste of your semen and the smell as well. for example things like cinnamon can make your semen sweeter whereas things like meat and pork and vinegar, oils, fats(the typical american diet:P) makes it bitter and sour tasting. so it all really depends on what you eat

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-21 20:10

mine smells like bacon, pineapples, and elmer's glue all at once.

Name: Anarki 2007-01-22 19:31

I have no clue how mine smells, my girlfriend swallows before i can get a whiff of it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-22 19:42

my gf gets all sticky after i jizz on her then pplz wont shake my hand

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-23 13:20

Wow some good luck getting this number huh?  Well my husbands smells and tastes horrible and his diet is meats and coffee.  And unlike the other I dont have a b/f to so maybe Im not very useful.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-23 13:23

Thats nasty a b/f and a husband, can you imagine kissing your wife when she gets home right after she got done sucking your best friends dick and never even brushed her teeth.  Lets ask her husband what it tastes like.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-29 21:03

I have played with tranny's - who usually take large amonuts of estrogen to make their tits grow. This also makes their Semen clear, odourless and sweet tasting, but not as much as a regular bloke. Quite yummy usually :)

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-30 17:04

ONCE YOU'VE READ THIS THREAD, YOU CAN'T UNREAD IT

Name: Kurt 2007-01-31 17:14

Smells like brie cheese. Normal. Food consumption affects taste and smell on a minimal level. It's mostly a coincidence if the italien sausage eater tastes more bitter than the water-mellon fanatic.

What affects the smell and taste is your ability to circulate your energy -- thus, a healthy + energetic person has better chances of tasting/smelling better because of circulation. A tantra practitioner will be very smooth, but chances are he won't cum anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-31 17:23

>>72
I read your comment first. Thanks for the warning, I shall now refrain from reading the thread!

Name: anonymous 2007-02-23 0:08 ID:10kux8/q

ew yuh

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-23 8:15 ID:pA9ZZxW/

>>39
It does have that tangy electric smell, though a bit more dull than most things with it, and mixed in with a bit of "old sock."

I wonder what a bukkake smells like

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-23 10:04 ID:Iluh4WaU

well then you can taste my cum, give me your adress and i will send you a jar full of cum

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-27 14:51 ID:Wd/qeMdy

>>44
you say that many boyfriends=whore
yet
many girlfriends makes guy's cool
im not gay or a girl, just wondering
and yes i have a life

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-27 15:50 ID:QYrtrK8I

>>78
It's because having a baby costs a woman a lot of energy. And even more if she doesn't have a partner to help her raise the kid. So she needs to be careful about who she reproduces with.

Whereas for a man, the optimal reproductive strategy is just to fuck everything that moves.

Name: yuh 2007-02-28 6:34 ID:K2OisOlQ

>>75
yuh ^__^

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-05 7:58 ID:x8DAPG0D

This is what qualifies as scientific discussion on 4chan.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-11 5:24 ID:ys77aIXh

Ugh.  You people...

Anyway, yes, it can be said that, generally, the better you take care of yourself through both diet and exercise, the better you'll be in pretty much every way, including the taste of your semen.  Now, that said, this is by no means an exact science, and just because your cum tastes a bit salty doesn't necessarily mean that you're in poor health (though I would think that if it tasted bitter or sour and smelled like rotting flesh, you'd have to be doing something wrong).

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-11 5:27 ID:aBTgJb64

Mine smells like flowers

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-11 19:43 ID:pqHDx2SN

>>40
then give someone a blowjob :P

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-11 20:16 ID:pqHDx2SN

ok, I just went and fapped and tasted it, and it was basically just faintly salty and a bit watery; I then tasted some snot from my nose for comparison and it was almost exactly the same.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-11 20:58 ID:hQtjaGiw

My snot has a much more vibrant taste than my cum.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-12 8:58 ID:l4Z69UB4

The /b/tards are fat, ugly, stinky, ignorant, unproductive, obsessed with Japan, atheist, wear glasses, and have long hair. Except some skinny /b/tards who are incapable of gaining muscle or weight and one poke will break their fragile weak bones. They are going to Hell.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-13 2:32 ID:MRI3VkRM

>>87
You forgot that they apparently >>86 EAT THEIR OWN CUM

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 5:59 ID:NP0BMVqV

Wonder if pornstars make requests of their co-workers to diet for better smelling cum.    So they don't get gang cloroxed several times a week.

Name: ee™ 2007-03-17 17:10 ID:3iqadbo1

>>23
I want a number too! :3

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-21 21:22 ID:UshKuyQR

The smell that semenm tends to emit is due to the presence of various amino compounds in the seminal fluid. Coincidentally, many of the same compounds are found in decaying organic matter e.g. corpses. Enjoy your rotting flesh jizz.

Name: anananmouussee 2007-03-30 0:54 ID:PT9bqf+Z

my gf smells like cheese

Name: my semen is god 2007-03-30 9:47 ID:ONWRvxlZ

My girlfriend says my semen is the best shes tasted and she enjoys having a mouthfull lol :D, i do sports for at least 4-5 hours a day around 5-6 days a week and i only drink water and squash and fruit juice, and mainly eat chicken if i eat meat, i would say that drinking a lot of water and fruit juice and eating less dark meats is the answer to your girlfriend enjoying your cum i suppose .

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-30 15:08 ID:Qte5bneG

>>93 OH LAWD IS DAT SUM CHIKKEN

Name: anonim 2007-03-31 1:12 ID:+nE5cMyU

i wish my girl sucked  :(

Name: anonim 2007-03-31 1:14 ID:+nE5cMyU

my first gf tasted like strawberries, i miss her...

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-31 9:12 ID:Heaven


Name: Anonymous 2007-03-31 11:21 ID:QO8OuQ2t

>>96

Her semen?

Name: Cj 2007-04-17 13:36 ID:tlXGg6Gj

ok well im not the healthiest person in the world and cumming on my girl friend is such a turn on but she wont let me do it any more because the smell is a turn off what can i do to have it smell and taste better?

Name: Cj 2007-04-17 13:38 ID:tlXGg6Gj

ok well im not the healthiest person in the world and cumming on my girl friend is such a turn on but she wont let me do it any more because the smell is a turn off what can i do to have it smell and taste better?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 16:02 ID:sRO+HwOs

It depends on what you eat.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 18:56 ID:Y6qOA5pd

Its the amine group (R-NH2) that makes that smell. It is also responsible for the smell of rotting flesh and urine.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 22:21 ID:oc3m0iLZ

>>28

hahahahhahahaha i always laugh at that everyday

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 22:49 ID:AKvT3G8/

You know that smell that's in the air right before it rains? That's what my semen smells like.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 12:45 ID:78ygiPQ9

DO A BARREL ROLL

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-25 8:12 ID:h2dEj8b6

Mine has a chlorine-like smell.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-27 22:05 ID:m6hd/n2Z

i love my boyfriends cum not b/c it taste good, cause it really doesn't, but b/c that BIG DICK is so fucking good. Its gotta be every bit of ten inches long, but gosh does he know how to work it like no other!!!! I just want it all over my whole body b/c its so damn good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-30 3:27 ID:lFYyBxUr

OP here
i find it amusing that this shit is still getting bumped to the top

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-30 7:51 ID:neEcgF7O

My cum tastes like shit, smells like shit and looks like shit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-31 19:20 ID:Heaven

>>109
I think having brown seminal fluid is a bad thing...  You might want to get that checked up.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-01 3:20 ID:2GusnLu/

>>109
let me see

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-01 11:33 ID:IumvnsgQ

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Name: Anonymous 2007-06-01 11:44 ID:XNQVl5e/

>>40
give me your house adress and i'll fix that

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-01 11:57 ID:XNQVl5e/

my cum smells like glue and something sweet but im not quite sure what it is >.>
how do i make it better?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-01 15:50 ID:qdOUf0ea

>>40
I can help with that.

Unless you're fat.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 5:54 ID:QrUZH2/M

hi maths forum

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 8:33 ID:15j+mMqS

Divide by zero. Oh shi-

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 18:48 ID:lfmKcvdj

A fascinating question

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 19:29 ID:Heaven

No.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-09 3:06

i must be gay?

Name: fortune fag 2007-10-13 18:06

i like the smell of cum in the morning, smells like victory!

Name: Mamasita 2007-11-09 15:57

My Boyfriend has that chlorine smell to his cum but it aint that strong. It also tastes sweet almost everytime. He eats well and stays in shape. (dont know if that has anything to do with it) He said my cum tastes sweet too. Hmm...I wonder how Girls cum tastes? I'd like to find that out.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-09 19:32

girls cum tastes nasty like acid HE LIES!

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-10 19:32

>>40
i'll mail it to ya.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-10 20:54

Pussy juise and scotch whisky dont mix well

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-11 23:24

because you have aids

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-12 3:04

I APPROVE OF THIS THREAD DESU!

Name: easily 2007-11-25 15:01

wow?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-25 17:48

old thread is oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-25 18:31

>>1
you can stop the smell by not skeeting into a jar when you fap, and then sticking in the back corner of your closet so your parents don't find it, since you're 40 and still live with them, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-26 2:03

>>131
Jeepers, you are unnecessarily mean >:[

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-27 5:55

quark flavors can be detected by tastebuds.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-27 21:36

The electron tastes like gravy.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-28 18:48

Just read this whole thread.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 14:13

i hope you all die

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 14:48

>>136
I hope you lrn2sage.

Name: RedCream 2007-11-30 1:22

FACT:  When brought to the appropriate size in a particle accelerator -- since the mass increased due to the velocity -- neutrons were found to taste like Skittles™.

When the eggheads said quarks had "flavors", they fucking weren't kidding!

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-30 2:40

>>1 clean yourself up. That's how you avoid the second scent.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-20 14:11

This forum is fucking helarious haha

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-20 15:27

>>140
hahaha
get back to /b/

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-19 3:21

Mine definitely smells chloriney.. though Im gay and suck dick and have swallowed I can never bring myself to taste mine.. Im not sure why but it seems really dirty.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-19 9:31

>>17
TIL about semen poisons

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-19 22:07

The reason semen smells and tastes the way it does has a lot to do with diet and exercise.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-20 18:26

>>144
A perfectly misguided statement.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-21 8:46

>>145
No, he's right in a way. If one eats sweet pineapple as part of his diet, then logically his semen that he outputs will taste sweeter because of it. Exercise on the other hand, is debatable.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-21 19:22

>>146
Exercise changes the salinity of the body, therefore, it also has some 'debatable' effect on the semen which contains sugars and salts.

Plus, that's what my urologist told me.

:/
also, just because you got the entrance covered, doesn't necessarily mean ALL the exits are covered.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 20:12

>>147
true. not
>> 146
, but i believe i read that semen taste was based on the alkalinity and acidity of the body, and that being in proper balance (around 7pH-10pH) produced the most 'tasty' semen.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 20:38

Spermine and Spermidine contribute to the smell.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-23 3:44

>>148
if that is true, then limit the amounts of sugary foods and or increase your salt intake in your diet and you will have great tasting semen. :d

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-03 1:46

I have never tasted my own semen, but most of the girls I've slept with say my semen tastes fruity, smells sweet while also salty at the same time, and looks unusually whitish compared to their previous partners...

And my used condoms and semen don't seem to smell that strong after a week or two when I empty my bathroom trashcan (I don't purposely smell my trashcan, it's just that it doesn't smell like my dorm roommate's trashcan in his bathroom when I go to empty it... which smells like death... and is usually filled with used condoms...).

Plus, my urologist and family physician say that the smell, color, and texture of semen may be affected by diet, exercise, hydration, genetics, overall health, and your current nutritional intake, as well as bacteria and other micro-organisms...

Plus, a bunch of fellow med students and I had a very similar chat regarding semen with our professor during our unit on semen in class...

Strange...

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-03 1:47

I have never tasted my own semen, but most of the girls I've slept with say my semen tastes fruity, smells sweet while also salty at the same time, and looks unusually whitish compared to their previous partners...

And my used condoms and semen don't seem to smell that strong after a week or two when I empty my bathroom trashcan (I don't purposely smell my trashcan, it's just that it doesn't smell like my dorm roommate's trashcan in his bathroom when I go to empty it... which smells like death... and is usually filled with used condoms...).

Plus, my urologist and family physician say that the smell, color, and texture of semen may be affected by diet, exercise, hydration, genetics, overall health, and your current nutritional intake, as well as bacteria and other micro-organisms...

Plus, a bunch of fellow med students and I had a very similar chat regarding semen with our professor during our unit on semen in class...

Strange...

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-03 3:40

What you are smelling is what your brain is interpreting from the stimuli provided by the semen. In reality, you are smelling yourself not the semen.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 4:13

is there a way to remove the smell?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 8:48

mine smells absolutely horrid, and one know why?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 18:58

bad diet... eat more watermelon/other naturally sweet things

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 8:47

Anatomy fag here.

>>155, you may want to see a doctor.

Semen contains nutrients to nurish sperm.  ONe of these is a sugar, so it would sweeten just about anything.  There are other nutrients as well.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 16:15

Semen has to smell badly, otherwise people would end up eating it instead of putting it in the uterus.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 20:49

>>156
works for pee
not for semen

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 20:52

>>40
bullshit

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 14:40

>>160
2006-08-07 09:02

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-20 5:49

i cum in my underpants then throw them over the fence

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-20 21:46

>>162
2006-06-12 11:40

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-19 19:06

Mine smells like ham.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-19 22:41

wtf is wrong w my b

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-19 22:41

What the fuck is this shit?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-19 22:42

fuck the penis

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-24 2:59

i want to taste cum!!! (im a gay btw not girl) lol

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-11 17:46

168 wana taste mine

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-11 17:59

>>168

Taste your own you frickin homo .,. Grow a dick you fucking piece of lowsey shit, you make me feel like joining in with the girls from two girls one cup you tranny, grow a nob and eat it!
 
LUDCA BUBZ!
 
You homo!

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-12 23:23

You should smell semen on chemotherapy!


no muy gusta!

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-17 19:08

>>171
you on chemotherapy?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-18 0:01

>>172
no silly, the semen is

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-10 21:32

i love jizz

Name: Mature Related !K/L9IJgMJY 2010-11-15 16:15

To replicate the smell of my semen do the following:

mix flour and water.

smell it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-14 19:09

>>175

Omg! Same! Why does it smell like that??

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-15 1:21

>>40
whore

>>35
is that why it tastes best fresh?

Name: DasBoot 2011-01-13 1:22

Mine smells like catfood

Name: Jim Fear 2011-01-17 20:19

And this, my friends, is the perfect post for a science/math text board.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 1:06

wat? mine semen smells like sugar, no joke, straight up sugar
its like the smell of super sugary water
like...like if you had a bucket full of sugar and mixed it with a cup of water, then raised the temperature to 395kelvin and supersaturated the water with the sugar, then removed all excess sugar. YUP thats my sperm

Name: spermalicious 2011-02-26 15:16

ok....so ive read a bunch of posts and figure out that juices and a healthy diet is the ticket.Certainly i have sex but every once in a blue i wanna jerk off and thats mostly when i smell the problem- really humiliates me cause i dont want a blow job knowing the prize at the end is a nasty scented load lol guess im just a nice guy

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-03 11:45

HORNY GITS!

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-03 11:46

@183 FUCK YOU!

Name: anon 2011-05-24 17:57

my girlfriend loves the way my cum tastes pineapple juice and cinnamon are the two most efficient foods at diffusing sweet tastes into the different areas that hold cum my advice pineapple juice and cinnamony foods also avoid dairy does the same thing just in a bad way

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-09 19:25

Has anyone else realized that this thread is now four years and ten months old?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-10 1:10

>>186
best long thread ever

Name: The_Paraplegic_Camel 2011-06-12 19:52

O_O Bump, hopefully this thread has an outcome after 4 years and 10 months............

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-14 11:09

mine smells like if you go boating on the ocean and you jump in the water, like that oceany smell and sometimes it skyrockets in my eyeball and leaks in my fat bellybutton then i dont bathe for about 4 months

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-31 3:06

... My dick overall smells sweet

like sweet prunes

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-31 16:48

>>17,20
YOU HAVE BEEN INFORMED

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-04 11:47

i hate when it gets in the bellybutton

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-09 2:52

Lmao, it's summer......... Fuck showering. I just HATE the smell :C

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 14:17

Mine smells like beef jerky.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-30 19:51

this thread is gay

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-15 20:48

apparently mine tastes salty, and overall 'thick'.
I tried explaining that 'thick' is not a proper adjective when describing taste, but she insisted.

My smell, however, is very sweet. Almost comparable to strawberrys.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 0:59

Da fuck xD?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-25 12:55

I finally met a girl who gave me a blowjob O_O...well she tried to swallow but then ran to the bathroom and vomitted..said I tasted gross..she left about 5 minutes after..havent talked to her since :/

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-01 13:00

My friends hot mom says mine has a salty taste

Name: A 2011-10-01 13:00

My friends hot mom says mine has a salty taste

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-01 13:03

Mine  semem has got no smell at all

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-01 13:04



>>201 wht da fuck is wrong with ur dick

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-03 18:59

>>198
1. Talk to her, she's probably as freaked out as you, but clearly liked you enough to do that for you in the first place. Clear the air, choose the adult path and talk to her.
2. The taste apparently does vary depending on what you eat, and the consistency depending on your hydration level. Drinking pineapple juice is supposed to be a good thing.
3. Women are significantly turned off by disgust. So be clean, and really try not to trigger the disgust reaction or she may associate you, or blowing you, with disgust.

When you do talk to her, be nice, expect to do some making up - show her you care that she didn't enjoy it. See if she will let you eat her out next time (and learn what you're doing before you do).

FYI: Next time someone does give you a blowjob, give them a squeeze on the shoulder or tell them when you're near coming; that way they can choose what to do and have some warning.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-04 4:02

Suck on a corn chip and smell it to smell my semen.

Gosh, I feel bad for people with bad smell or taste.  It almost makes me feel better about my small, circumcised dick.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-04 4:04

Oh, and I eat however much meat I want, though it's not an excessive amount.  "Eat healthy, exercise" lol

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-02 17:27

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 21:07

Semen is filled from salt due to membrane activity in ur ding don

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-09 21:27

For four years this damm thread has been running when all you guys had to do was txt Monica Lewinsky!

Name: ray William johnson 2011-11-13 3:40

Mine smells like =3

Name: gay boy 2011-12-03 16:08

cock taste good

Name: crapple 2011-12-04 0:46

mine smeells fruity today :P

Name: Matt 2012-01-21 9:27

I have noticed that after drinking copius amounts of Miller, then ejaculating all over myself the semen is almost as fizzy as the beer itself, tingles when it splashes on me and has a fairly offensive stench of rotting cabbages, also the coulour can be light pink.
Anyway, who wants to talk about the stench of jizz when all a red blooded bloke like me wants to talk about is the stench of hot sticky fanny, that's what rocks me! any girls out there got any panties worn for three or more days? I will buy, contact me for prices. Won't consider fat, old, ugly chicks.
Many thanks.
Matt

Name: Khan 2012-02-07 2:13

My sperm smells like money. Swag.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:35

itt: engineers.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-08 2:37

>>85
^
=== MUST READ THIS ===
To all the people who dont know... SEMEN IS MADE out of 60% MUCUS.. the sticky stuff up your nose, then no wonder it may taste similar.. the Rest is Alkaline, Amino Acids and Fructose... also obviously other things like Prostaglayndins (stimulates the female hormones) Now think about it.. MUCUS smell anyways in sperm.. Alklaine = like chlorine or bleach, depends on how much is Alkaline, the Sperm is Alkaline because the Vagina is Acidic to defend itself from bacteria - this makes it neutrol, and the Fructose = sugar from Fruits..
So you cant change anything about the Mucus smell, but if you eat more fruits there is a higher percentage of fructose in it which will make semen taste sweeter...

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 19:08

My boyfriends dick and semen taste so good , I lick, suck and swallow it all day

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 19:10

My boyfriends dick and semen taste so good , I lick, suck and swallow it all day

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 14:33

I've tried sucking my bfs, after he does his thing, but I just don't like the taste, idk how to describe the taste either O.o
I just gag, and feel like I wanna throw-up, and feel bad cuz it''s the second time I've done it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-18 1:18

It depends on what you it too, buddy.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 4:17

>>129
Why even taste your jizz u cum gurggling faggot:D

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-26 20:34

Umm...not being weird or anything but i do it to this one guy and his kust taste like rubber and i dont find it nasty or anything.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-03 20:01

Teacher: "Sperm actually contains sugar"
Girl: "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?"
Teacher: "Because you you only taste sweetness with the front of your tongue."
*Girl runs out crying*

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-11 4:03

152, 215!

But not much is on reducing the smell..
My advice is to reduce any yeast, dairy, fizzy drinks!(yes i know how many 12-20 yr olds are reading this!) The trick is that if you make healthy/ier sperm, the lesser the smell. Also, lots of water!!!

I seem to remember that powdered yeast is sometimes used in products like chips, so reduce those, reduce your marmite, vegemite intake! Cut down on bread, pastries etc etc
Dairy, this includes chocolate, but not so much eggs, moderation people.
Fizzy drinks, lotsa additives in these, they then suck more water from the body leaving you less hydrated within turn, less reserves to produce the tiny swimmers.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-12 3:28

maybe you should go to /d or somewhere in that direction. they probably have experience that can relay to you

Name: Lawfish 2012-03-28 17:54

I remember I farted in this dogs face once cause he wouldn't stfu and he was chained to a light post and he gave this whine like as if he'd been shot, and I felt really, really happy cause then he just shutted the fuck up like I wanted him to.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 14:13

Dafuq Did I Wake Up To Here...

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-06 2:00

I've been told pineapple juice works well.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-07 3:22

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-10 21:51

The best. Thing about eating your.  Own semen. Is. Tasting the souls of thousands of. Unborn babbies

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-12 17:46

Get your fucking nose out of semen, that's how

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 2:11

?Live Nemes ? si

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-16 12:19

>>226
reddit

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-16 19:10

Clean your fucking panties more often.

Name: Chelsa 2012-06-19 23:37

Send pix to 9205222210 and ill send back, I'm a grl btw

Name: god 2012-06-21 0:00

eat it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-30 20:14

236 get!!
Long thread though...

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-06 0:58

I read in a health magazine once (don't know which one anymore) that semen smells like bleach because it is like bleach in that it is supposed to kill any bacterias that may be in a filthy whore's vagina. This allows more jizm to reach the egg unharmed and also helps keep the slut from other infections.

Probably wasn't a credible source but it seemed logical to me.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-06 4:32

@234 Tits or GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-14 12:48

Mine smells like when your lay on your mums lap and you smell that musky smell, i sucked on her pants once and it tastes just like my cum, don't worry it's perfectly normal, kinda smells like rusty old car keys. PSN: SCROOJ4U

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-18 1:50

move out of your parents' house, have sex with a woman, ejaculate in the condom, tie the condom and flush it down the toilet.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-26 19:13

241 get!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-27 4:59

Belgium Front GET

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-27 13:51

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Name: Anonymous 2012-09-14 17:21

Copying intelligent educational data is illegal but copying idiotic religious anti-data isn't? What kind of backwards society are we living in? Is this why everyone is so stupid in every point in history?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-15 17:26

>>40
>girl
>internet

pick one

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-23 20:23

>>245
Are you having fun replying to a 6 year old post? I hope so.

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Name: Anonymous 2013-06-21 13:12

Babbidee

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-03 2:25

Go and eat an raw egg york and you will see the difference.

Name: derp 2013-07-03 20:50

derp

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-03 20:50

wegwe

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