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why does semen smell the way it does?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 11:40

i have noticed semen has two scents.

the first scent is the ocean breeze scent that you smell when you first ejaculate. sometimes it smells like bleach too

the second is when its been sitting around for a while.. when it begins to smell like squid or rotting seafood.

i have no problem with the first kind, but the second one is truly annoying.
why does semen start to smell like that, and how can i prevent it or reduce the stench?

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-05 7:58 ID:x8DAPG0D

This is what qualifies as scientific discussion on 4chan.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-11 5:24 ID:ys77aIXh

Ugh.  You people...

Anyway, yes, it can be said that, generally, the better you take care of yourself through both diet and exercise, the better you'll be in pretty much every way, including the taste of your semen.  Now, that said, this is by no means an exact science, and just because your cum tastes a bit salty doesn't necessarily mean that you're in poor health (though I would think that if it tasted bitter or sour and smelled like rotting flesh, you'd have to be doing something wrong).

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-11 5:27 ID:aBTgJb64

Mine smells like flowers

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-11 19:43 ID:pqHDx2SN

>>40
then give someone a blowjob :P

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-11 20:16 ID:pqHDx2SN

ok, I just went and fapped and tasted it, and it was basically just faintly salty and a bit watery; I then tasted some snot from my nose for comparison and it was almost exactly the same.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-11 20:58 ID:hQtjaGiw

My snot has a much more vibrant taste than my cum.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-12 8:58 ID:l4Z69UB4

The /b/tards are fat, ugly, stinky, ignorant, unproductive, obsessed with Japan, atheist, wear glasses, and have long hair. Except some skinny /b/tards who are incapable of gaining muscle or weight and one poke will break their fragile weak bones. They are going to Hell.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-13 2:32 ID:MRI3VkRM

>>87
You forgot that they apparently >>86 EAT THEIR OWN CUM

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 5:59 ID:NP0BMVqV

Wonder if pornstars make requests of their co-workers to diet for better smelling cum.    So they don't get gang cloroxed several times a week.

Name: ee™ 2007-03-17 17:10 ID:3iqadbo1

>>23
I want a number too! :3

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-21 21:22 ID:UshKuyQR

The smell that semenm tends to emit is due to the presence of various amino compounds in the seminal fluid. Coincidentally, many of the same compounds are found in decaying organic matter e.g. corpses. Enjoy your rotting flesh jizz.

Name: anananmouussee 2007-03-30 0:54 ID:PT9bqf+Z

my gf smells like cheese

Name: my semen is god 2007-03-30 9:47 ID:ONWRvxlZ

My girlfriend says my semen is the best shes tasted and she enjoys having a mouthfull lol :D, i do sports for at least 4-5 hours a day around 5-6 days a week and i only drink water and squash and fruit juice, and mainly eat chicken if i eat meat, i would say that drinking a lot of water and fruit juice and eating less dark meats is the answer to your girlfriend enjoying your cum i suppose .

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-30 15:08 ID:Qte5bneG

>>93 OH LAWD IS DAT SUM CHIKKEN

Name: anonim 2007-03-31 1:12 ID:+nE5cMyU

i wish my girl sucked  :(

Name: anonim 2007-03-31 1:14 ID:+nE5cMyU

my first gf tasted like strawberries, i miss her...

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-31 9:12 ID:Heaven


Name: Anonymous 2007-03-31 11:21 ID:QO8OuQ2t

>>96

Her semen?

Name: Cj 2007-04-17 13:36 ID:tlXGg6Gj

ok well im not the healthiest person in the world and cumming on my girl friend is such a turn on but she wont let me do it any more because the smell is a turn off what can i do to have it smell and taste better?

Name: Cj 2007-04-17 13:38 ID:tlXGg6Gj

ok well im not the healthiest person in the world and cumming on my girl friend is such a turn on but she wont let me do it any more because the smell is a turn off what can i do to have it smell and taste better?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 16:02 ID:sRO+HwOs

It depends on what you eat.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 18:56 ID:Y6qOA5pd

Its the amine group (R-NH2) that makes that smell. It is also responsible for the smell of rotting flesh and urine.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 22:21 ID:oc3m0iLZ

>>28

hahahahhahahaha i always laugh at that everyday

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 22:49 ID:AKvT3G8/

You know that smell that's in the air right before it rains? That's what my semen smells like.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 12:45 ID:78ygiPQ9

DO A BARREL ROLL

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-25 8:12 ID:h2dEj8b6

Mine has a chlorine-like smell.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-27 22:05 ID:m6hd/n2Z

i love my boyfriends cum not b/c it taste good, cause it really doesn't, but b/c that BIG DICK is so fucking good. Its gotta be every bit of ten inches long, but gosh does he know how to work it like no other!!!! I just want it all over my whole body b/c its so damn good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-30 3:27 ID:lFYyBxUr

OP here
i find it amusing that this shit is still getting bumped to the top

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-30 7:51 ID:neEcgF7O

My cum tastes like shit, smells like shit and looks like shit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-31 19:20 ID:Heaven

>>109
I think having brown seminal fluid is a bad thing...  You might want to get that checked up.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-01 3:20 ID:2GusnLu/

>>109
let me see

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-01 11:33 ID:IumvnsgQ

Good Torrent Tracker List - http://ptorrentlist.dyndns.org

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-01 11:44 ID:XNQVl5e/

>>40
give me your house adress and i'll fix that

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-01 11:57 ID:XNQVl5e/

my cum smells like glue and something sweet but im not quite sure what it is >.>
how do i make it better?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-01 15:50 ID:qdOUf0ea

>>40
I can help with that.

Unless you're fat.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 5:54 ID:QrUZH2/M

hi maths forum

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 8:33 ID:15j+mMqS

Divide by zero. Oh shi-

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 18:48 ID:lfmKcvdj

A fascinating question

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 19:29 ID:Heaven

No.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-09 3:06

i must be gay?

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