the first scent is the ocean breeze scent that you smell when you first ejaculate. sometimes it smells like bleach too
the second is when its been sitting around for a while.. when it begins to smell like squid or rotting seafood.
i have no problem with the first kind, but the second one is truly annoying.
why does semen start to smell like that, and how can i prevent it or reduce the stench?
Taste your own you frickin homo .,. Grow a dick you fucking piece of lowsey shit, you make me feel like joining in with the girls from two girls one cup you tranny, grow a nob and eat it!
And this, my friends, is the perfect post for a science/math text board.
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Anonymous2011-01-18 1:06
wat? mine semen smells like sugar, no joke, straight up sugar
its like the smell of super sugary water
like...like if you had a bucket full of sugar and mixed it with a cup of water, then raised the temperature to 395kelvin and supersaturated the water with the sugar, then removed all excess sugar. YUP thats my sperm
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spermalicious2011-02-26 15:16
ok....so ive read a bunch of posts and figure out that juices and a healthy diet is the ticket.Certainly i have sex but every once in a blue i wanna jerk off and thats mostly when i smell the problem- really humiliates me cause i dont want a blow job knowing the prize at the end is a nasty scented load lol guess im just a nice guy
my girlfriend loves the way my cum tastes pineapple juice and cinnamon are the two most efficient foods at diffusing sweet tastes into the different areas that hold cum my advice pineapple juice and cinnamony foods also avoid dairy does the same thing just in a bad way
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Anonymous2011-06-09 19:25
Has anyone else realized that this thread is now four years and ten months old?
O_O Bump, hopefully this thread has an outcome after 4 years and 10 months............
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Anonymous2011-06-14 11:09
mine smells like if you go boating on the ocean and you jump in the water, like that oceany smell and sometimes it skyrockets in my eyeball and leaks in my fat bellybutton then i dont bathe for about 4 months
Lmao, it's summer......... Fuck showering. I just HATE the smell :C
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Anonymous2011-08-25 14:17
Mine smells like beef jerky.
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Anonymous2011-08-30 19:51
this thread is gay
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Anonymous2011-09-15 20:48
apparently mine tastes salty, and overall 'thick'.
I tried explaining that 'thick' is not a proper adjective when describing taste, but she insisted.
My smell, however, is very sweet. Almost comparable to strawberrys.
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Anonymous2011-09-23 0:59
Da fuck xD?
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Anonymous2011-09-25 12:55
I finally met a girl who gave me a blowjob O_O...well she tried to swallow but then ran to the bathroom and vomitted..said I tasted gross..she left about 5 minutes after..havent talked to her since :/