the first scent is the ocean breeze scent that you smell when you first ejaculate. sometimes it smells like bleach too
the second is when its been sitting around for a while.. when it begins to smell like squid or rotting seafood.
i have no problem with the first kind, but the second one is truly annoying.
why does semen start to smell like that, and how can i prevent it or reduce the stench?
>>198
1. Talk to her, she's probably as freaked out as you, but clearly liked you enough to do that for you in the first place. Clear the air, choose the adult path and talk to her.
2. The taste apparently does vary depending on what you eat, and the consistency depending on your hydration level. Drinking pineapple juice is supposed to be a good thing.
3. Women are significantly turned off by disgust. So be clean, and really try not to trigger the disgust reaction or she may associate you, or blowing you, with disgust.
When you do talk to her, be nice, expect to do some making up - show her you care that she didn't enjoy it. See if she will let you eat her out next time (and learn what you're doing before you do).
FYI: Next time someone does give you a blowjob, give them a squeeze on the shoulder or tell them when you're near coming; that way they can choose what to do and have some warning.
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Anonymous2011-10-04 4:02
Suck on a corn chip and smell it to smell my semen.
Gosh, I feel bad for people with bad smell or taste. It almost makes me feel better about my small, circumcised dick.
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Anonymous2011-10-04 4:04
Oh, and I eat however much meat I want, though it's not an excessive amount. "Eat healthy, exercise" lol
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Anonymous2011-11-02 17:27
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Anonymous2011-11-04 21:07
Semen is filled from salt due to membrane activity in ur ding don
I have noticed that after drinking copius amounts of Miller, then ejaculating all over myself the semen is almost as fizzy as the beer itself, tingles when it splashes on me and has a fairly offensive stench of rotting cabbages, also the coulour can be light pink.
Anyway, who wants to talk about the stench of jizz when all a red blooded bloke like me wants to talk about is the stench of hot sticky fanny, that's what rocks me! any girls out there got any panties worn for three or more days? I will buy, contact me for prices. Won't consider fat, old, ugly chicks.
Many thanks.
Matt
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Khan2012-02-07 2:13
My sperm smells like money. Swag.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 21:35
itt: engineers.
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Anonymous2012-02-08 2:37
>>85
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=== MUST READ THIS ===
To all the people who dont know... SEMEN IS MADE out of 60% MUCUS.. the sticky stuff up your nose, then no wonder it may taste similar.. the Rest is Alkaline, Amino Acids and Fructose... also obviously other things like Prostaglayndins (stimulates the female hormones) Now think about it.. MUCUS smell anyways in sperm.. Alklaine = like chlorine or bleach, depends on how much is Alkaline, the Sperm is Alkaline because the Vagina is Acidic to defend itself from bacteria - this makes it neutrol, and the Fructose = sugar from Fruits..
So you cant change anything about the Mucus smell, but if you eat more fruits there is a higher percentage of fructose in it which will make semen taste sweeter...
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Anonymous2012-02-15 19:08
My boyfriends dick and semen taste so good , I lick, suck and swallow it all day
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Anonymous2012-02-15 19:10
My boyfriends dick and semen taste so good , I lick, suck and swallow it all day
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Anonymous 2012-02-16 14:33
I've tried sucking my bfs, after he does his thing, but I just don't like the taste, idk how to describe the taste either O.o
I just gag, and feel like I wanna throw-up, and feel bad cuz it''s the second time I've done it.
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Anonymous2012-02-18 1:18
It depends on what you it too, buddy.
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Anonymous2012-02-24 4:17
>>129
Why even taste your jizz u cum gurggling faggot:D
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Anonymous2012-02-26 20:34
Umm...not being weird or anything but i do it to this one guy and his kust taste like rubber and i dont find it nasty or anything.
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Anonymous2012-03-03 20:01
Teacher: "Sperm actually contains sugar"
Girl: "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?"
Teacher: "Because you you only taste sweetness with the front of your tongue."
*Girl runs out crying*
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Anonymous2012-03-11 4:03
152, 215!
But not much is on reducing the smell..
My advice is to reduce any yeast, dairy, fizzy drinks!(yes i know how many 12-20 yr olds are reading this!) The trick is that if you make healthy/ier sperm, the lesser the smell. Also, lots of water!!!
I seem to remember that powdered yeast is sometimes used in products like chips, so reduce those, reduce your marmite, vegemite intake! Cut down on bread, pastries etc etc
Dairy, this includes chocolate, but not so much eggs, moderation people.
Fizzy drinks, lotsa additives in these, they then suck more water from the body leaving you less hydrated within turn, less reserves to produce the tiny swimmers.
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Anonymous2012-03-12 3:28
maybe you should go to /d or somewhere in that direction. they probably have experience that can relay to you
I remember I farted in this dogs face once cause he wouldn't stfu and he was chained to a light post and he gave this whine like as if he'd been shot, and I felt really, really happy cause then he just shutted the fuck up like I wanted him to.
Send pix to 9205222210 and ill send back, I'm a grl btw
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god2012-06-21 0:00
eat it.
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Anonymous2012-06-30 20:14
236 get!!
Long thread though...
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Anonymous2012-07-06 0:58
I read in a health magazine once (don't know which one anymore) that semen smells like bleach because it is like bleach in that it is supposed to kill any bacterias that may be in a filthy whore's vagina. This allows more jizm to reach the egg unharmed and also helps keep the slut from other infections.
Probably wasn't a credible source but it seemed logical to me.
Mine smells like when your lay on your mums lap and you smell that musky smell, i sucked on her pants once and it tastes just like my cum, don't worry it's perfectly normal, kinda smells like rusty old car keys. PSN: SCROOJ4U