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why does semen smell the way it does?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 11:40

i have noticed semen has two scents.

the first scent is the ocean breeze scent that you smell when you first ejaculate. sometimes it smells like bleach too

the second is when its been sitting around for a while.. when it begins to smell like squid or rotting seafood.

i have no problem with the first kind, but the second one is truly annoying.
why does semen start to smell like that, and how can i prevent it or reduce the stench?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-08 19:25

no

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-09 14:50

I'm a girl to and it taste diff from person to person it might taste like flem with one person and then it might be like really salty with another. and no I'm not a whore I just have many boyfriends.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-09 16:19

HARLOT

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-10 4:31

Wait, many boyfriends=whore. i;ve heard that drinking pineapple juice makes your cum taste really sweet, is that true?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-10 8:16

So many girlfriends=manwhore?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-10 10:50

manywhores=happy negro

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-10 10:53 (sage)

>>45
No, for a man having many girlfriends is beneficial (he's not the one getting a baby, after all).

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-10 20:20

What the fuck is your problem?

Name: lol 2006-08-13 15:12

eat shit ur cmen will smell like shit.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-14 22:39

>>49
OMG IVEBEEN EATIN SHIT FOR 2 DAYS STRAIGHT NOW AND EATING THE SHIT THAT I THROW BACK UP AND EVERYTHING NOT EVEN TAKING A BREAK BUT IT ISNT WORKING

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-15 8:29

try eating more ocean breeze

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-15 13:31

>>49
>>50
>>51

fuckin lol

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-15 13:41

all this talk of girls eating seamen is making me hornified.

i haven't had a happyface at the end of my penor for a year now.

joey bishop

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-18 23:36

>>27
When you say "poison", do you mean it will kill someone stone-dead, or will it just taste so utterly foul that you wish it would kill you stone-dead?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-26 2:44

da da da da da da da da...
DOG CUM!!

(sing it like the old batman theme song)

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-26 20:20

>>55
fuck you

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-26 21:47

>>18
it could smell, but sometimes you get acustomed to your own odour

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-01 10:09

Eat less meat, eat blander foods, eat a few select organics.


And it tastes good!


Meat will make it have a nasty flavor, with zinc and the waste of digesting meat that you won't really find anywhere else.  Zinc enhances that naturally alkaline flavor, so it's a double deuce effect when you have a lot of fish/meat/some legumes.

Now, eat lots of vegetables, and maintain a somewhat basic (pH > 7, not food pyramid lol) diet, and your semen will taste much different. Although, this shift from many Amerikan's normal diet may lead to a slight-to-more acute form of acidosis, which normally comes from peoples who eat too many antiacid tablets.  Shouldn't really be a problem unless you eat antiacid tablets too!

It's kinda strange that some drug company hasn't put out a prostate enhancer, or a pill that will help remove/lower the amount of garbage that eventually comes out the penis.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-24 19:40

Hi. I suffered from throat-gagging bad semen smell, as well as general body odor that showering could never get rid of. My doctor recommended that I try a low-protein diet. It has helped immensely for my BO and semen smell. I hope this helps.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-21 2:14

My husbands cum is strong, has the chlorine smell and is bitter and nasty...  However my boyfriend's cum is virtually tasteless, almost sweet.  He eats pineapple and cottage cheese regularly, exercises a ton and takes great care of himself.  So yes, your diet and lifestyle will 100% effect the thickness, smell, and taste.  Your body does use many ways to detox itself.  If you eat bad and don't take care of yourself, all that bad stuff gets out of you through your fluids.  My husbands cum also is very salty and makes my vagina feel itchy for a few hours after.  While my boyfriends is thinner, and I can't get enough of it!

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-21 2:46

My semen doesn't smell at all. Is that good or bad?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-21 4:10

>>60
How bout your dad?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-21 8:58

my girlfriend just ate my semen about 2 hours ago but I didn't think to ask her how it tastes T_T

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-21 13:57

>>60
whores, on my /sci/?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-21 14:02

well it doesn't really have to because studies show with the food that you eat affects the taste of your semen and the smell as well. for example things like cinnamon can make your semen sweeter whereas things like meat and pork and vinegar, oils, fats(the typical american diet:P) makes it bitter and sour tasting. so it all really depends on what you eat

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-21 20:10

mine smells like bacon, pineapples, and elmer's glue all at once.

Name: Anarki 2007-01-22 19:31

I have no clue how mine smells, my girlfriend swallows before i can get a whiff of it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-22 19:42

my gf gets all sticky after i jizz on her then pplz wont shake my hand

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-23 13:20

Wow some good luck getting this number huh?  Well my husbands smells and tastes horrible and his diet is meats and coffee.  And unlike the other I dont have a b/f to so maybe Im not very useful.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-23 13:23

Thats nasty a b/f and a husband, can you imagine kissing your wife when she gets home right after she got done sucking your best friends dick and never even brushed her teeth.  Lets ask her husband what it tastes like.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-29 21:03

I have played with tranny's - who usually take large amonuts of estrogen to make their tits grow. This also makes their Semen clear, odourless and sweet tasting, but not as much as a regular bloke. Quite yummy usually :)

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-30 17:04

ONCE YOU'VE READ THIS THREAD, YOU CAN'T UNREAD IT

Name: Kurt 2007-01-31 17:14

Smells like brie cheese. Normal. Food consumption affects taste and smell on a minimal level. It's mostly a coincidence if the italien sausage eater tastes more bitter than the water-mellon fanatic.

What affects the smell and taste is your ability to circulate your energy -- thus, a healthy + energetic person has better chances of tasting/smelling better because of circulation. A tantra practitioner will be very smooth, but chances are he won't cum anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-31 17:23

>>72
I read your comment first. Thanks for the warning, I shall now refrain from reading the thread!

Name: anonymous 2007-02-23 0:08 ID:10kux8/q

ew yuh

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-23 8:15 ID:pA9ZZxW/

>>39
It does have that tangy electric smell, though a bit more dull than most things with it, and mixed in with a bit of "old sock."

I wonder what a bukkake smells like

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-23 10:04 ID:Iluh4WaU

well then you can taste my cum, give me your adress and i will send you a jar full of cum

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-27 14:51 ID:Wd/qeMdy

>>44
you say that many boyfriends=whore
yet
many girlfriends makes guy's cool
im not gay or a girl, just wondering
and yes i have a life

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-27 15:50 ID:QYrtrK8I

>>78
It's because having a baby costs a woman a lot of energy. And even more if she doesn't have a partner to help her raise the kid. So she needs to be careful about who she reproduces with.

Whereas for a man, the optimal reproductive strategy is just to fuck everything that moves.

Name: yuh 2007-02-28 6:34 ID:K2OisOlQ

>>75
yuh ^__^

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