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help /prog/ i'm going on my first date

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 17:39

i'm 26 and finally got the balls to ask a girl out. we're doing a movie then coffee. what do?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 17:41

Just see where it goes. It might not even get that far. A first date should be kind of short anyway, it's like an interview.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 17:49

it's like an interview
disgusting.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 18:07

i hope you enjoy the feeling of sinking into the depths of boredom, because you will do tons of stupid shit and lost your precious time just to get your dick wet, just like your average horny teenager

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 18:09

>>4
this. an orgasm is an orgasm.
why waste your time, money, and pride?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 18:11

>>1
what do?
go to a movie then coffee

don't ask for vagina, don't be nerd, don't tell her about the /anus/

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 18:17

Be chill.
Dress well.
Pay for everything.
Let her do most of the talking.
Ask questions and sound interested.
Don't use internet memes or mention 4chan.
Don't mention that you spend most of your time on the internet.
Say that you normally spend weekends volunteering at a hospital and going to local theater.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 18:22

>>7 again
Remember that females are mainly looking for two things:

1. Survivability. Instinctively that want a mate who can survive and protect. This is why you work out, eat well, and excel in social situations. All of these add up to being a good survivor.

2. Sustainability. They also want a mate who can provide food (or in modern terms, money). This is why you have a good paying job, nice car, nice clothes, etc.. All of these add up to being a good provider.

They couldn't care less about facial aesthetics, penis size, etc.. (the things that males look for in females).

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 18:22

>>1
You could be using that time for something actually useful, like pursuing a graduate degree or making a publication in a renowned journal.

Is she a potential partner for your future research endeavors? If so, tell her about your areas of interest and see if there's something she's interested in.

Too bad women don't care about mathematics, computer science, or anything that's remotely useful.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 18:24

>>8
Not my fault I like girls with big juicy cocks, dude.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 18:28

Be nervous.
Dress in rags.
Ask that she pays.
Talk about yourself constantly.
Encourage her to ask about you even more.
Scream "Habeeb it!" to display cultural competency.
Admit your only pursuit is surfing the internet all day.
Say that you normally spend weekends breaking into hospitals and theaters.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 18:29

Why are goyim so gullible? We tell you to get laid or be considered a failure and you swallow that fact without even chewing it. We tell you to support Jewish-funded entertainment industries by spending money with your ``significant other'', and you don't even think twice.

No wonder you're still our slaves.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 18:30

>>1
Basically see if you like the same stuff.  If not, don't try to force it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 18:35

>>11 again
Remember that females are mainly looking for two things:

1. Martyrdom. Instinctively they want a mate who can kill themselves for the sake of everyone. This is why you work out, fast on Ramadan, and excel in Islamic practices. All of these add up to being a good suicide bomber.

2. Consumerism. They also want a mate who can eat a lot of food (or in modern terms, waste money). This is why you have a good paying job, nice car, nice clothes, etc.. All of these add up to being a good consumer.

They care a lot about facial aesthetics, penis size, etc.. (the things that males dislike about females).

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 18:35

>>8
You sound like a total loser.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 18:39

>>15
No need to point out the obvious.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 18:46

They couldn't care less about facial aesthetics, penis size

Hmmm... have you actually heard them talk about men? They do care about those things. And butts. They care about butts.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 18:49

>>17
All are women niggers? If they care about butts, they must be niggers, and I'm sure as hell nobody wants to date niggers.

>>1
Don't go, or even better, go and call her a nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 18:49

>>14 ALLAHU ACKBAR! ALLAHU ACKBAR! BOYCOTT ISRAEL

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 18:51

>>19
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Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 19:09

Shit...
Planned dates suck. There will be just the two of you and it will be creepy as fuck. She will only see a guy who wants to fuck her, but doesn't know how to get it. She will do nothing to help you, she'll just be bored and treat you like a nice guy, laugh politely at your embarrassingly dumb attempts at humor.

Your only way out is to find a party, propose to sneak there, get drunk, get her drunk and have sex in a room upstairs. Forget stories about grown up or polite sex. There's no such thing. No pity sex either. And there's no second date or second chance. And no fucking densha otoko, not in this part of the world!

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 19:20

>>21
That's just a troll post designed to trigger all your insecurities. 9/10 in that regard.

Just go for it, OP, and try to keep your cool.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 19:20

no fucking densha otoko
Shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 19:22

>>22
Cool ``troll ratings'', /g/ro!

I think those troll ratings are one of the best things to come out of the imageboards. Feels almost like karma from Reddit! I truly love everything that comes out from the imageboards. Actually, did I tell you that we all love Reddit here?

Welcome to proggit and have a nice day ;)

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 19:23

I had a nice time on our date, onii-chan..

I love you!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 19:33

date a man or a feminist female programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 19:36

>>25
OP was only 2 hours ago...

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 19:37

>>27
He's that good with lolis.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 19:45

>>24
Troll ratings are older than world4ch, you silly try-hard. But keep it up, I'm sure you'll be an ``oldfag'' in no time.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 19:52

>>29
But I read on some other thread that ``trolled'' was imageboard lexicon!

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 20:13

Wow people have really fucked up social views.

I have more respect for the Taliban than those nutty PUA tards.


you both split the pay

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 20:17

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 20:26

>>31
>implying based talibans are not the best PUA

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 20:33

Take your SICP and read it together while cuddling. There is nothing more romantic, trust me, I've been on many dates.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 20:34

>>33
I'm impressed, man. I didn't even have a chance to read any meaningful content in your post. I instantly found an epic implying meme, which made me laugh out loud, so hard I woke up my neighbors! You should do this more often, it's the most sophisticated way of entertaining someone.

This is truly epic for the win, pal. Truly epic. Very nice, I liked it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 20:40

I say, continue on my fine chaps. Good job, cheery ho, where's the futa waiting in the shadow to rape me^Wthe next passerby?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 20:44

>>33
>>>/g/

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 20:57

>>35
cant tell if serious or a huge faggot

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 21:11

>>38
Your iq must be below 40.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 21:25

>>38
go back to /g/
>>39
go back to reddit

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 21:26

>>39
You are IQ must be non-JEWS.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 21:35

>>1
I have no idea

If I were in your situation I would probably call it off or kill myself or something. Anyway, be sure to report back and tell us every detail of how it went!

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 21:49

>>39 What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 21:51

>>43
I said that your iq must be below my dubs minus 4.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 21:59

The Relationship Development Process of Object-Oriented Dating

Relationship Engineering is the development of new interpersonal relations through an orderly problem-solving process incorporating analysis, design, implementation, testing, and maintenance.
There are many models of the relationship design process. Most follow the same steps but divide them into different numbers of basic stages. Our model divides the elements of the object-oriented relationship development process into six stages.


Stage 1: Requirements Specification
Stage 2: Analysis
Stage 3: Design
Stage 4: Implementation
Stage 5: Reuse Review
Stage 6: Maintenance and Upgrades

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 22:01

I find that touch is great for dating.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 22:03

>>46
You should try head some time.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 22:05

>>44
as in <10?
get it, because dubs - 4 = singles, every time? Pretty tricky, huh!

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 22:15

48 fucking posts and not a single person pointed out that OP is going on his first goddamn date at age 26?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 22:16

>>49
You're in /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 22:18

>>49
too young?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 22:33

>>51
I didn't go out until 34. It was a glorious time, too bad there's so little left of her now. Only about 2 pounds still in the freezer.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-26 0:00

>>52
go back to facebook.com

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-26 3:49

I don't on dating anytime, i'm age 30 and don't intend to become another system drone.
Love->Dating->Marriage->Obligations to family->loss of freedom->stress->divorce->depression

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-26 3:55

>>47
finger considered deprecated.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 8:48

DATE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 8:51

>>54
to me its just
->depression

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 9:04

>>56
e/g/in meme imitation /g/ro ;)

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 10:53

>>58
Thanks /g/oon... wanna date my anus?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 16:23

DATE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 16:26

You should've taken her to the disco!

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 16:31

you should've tried rapin/g/ her<i>!</i>

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 16:34

I have 3 girlfriends that visits me in a regular basis, and other that comes from time to time. I don't have a huuuge dick, but i know my moves. Also, i have a secret:  is smoking pot for lasting more (i don't smoke a whole joint, just 2 or 3 hits, and it's enough, also i used to last like 20 mins minimum without pot, and like 50 minutes stoned), and viagra when my energy is low. I don't always use them, but i have needed them a few times. Specially last week, when I had 4 different girls visiting me, from thursday to sunday.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 16:40

vir/g/ins /g/onna vir/g/

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 17:12

>>7 knows what's up.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 17:16

>>65
No he doesn't. Enjoy your permanent vir/g/inity and your e/g/in retardation, /g/ro.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 18:07

>>66
u ma/d/ vir/g/in kike

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 18:17

>>67
I'm not the virgin one here, /g/ro.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 18:45

>>68
I fucked a load of dem bitches with mah dick

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 18:54

>>69
LOL 69

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 19:26

>>69
Being kissed in the cheek doesn't count as fucking.

On the other hand, I banged your mom, /g/ro.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 20:45

>>71
/g/ sounds like the place for you, kiddo.

Name: not anonymous 2013-08-27 21:03

>>72
poser

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 21:10

>>73
report

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 21:11

>>72
But I was the one trying to fend off the /g/ro.

Now you came and called me a /g/ro. Guess what, you and me are both /g/ros now, while the legitimate /g/ro is e/g/in it up.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 21:17

>>74
report my anus

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 22:02

le anus /prog/ maymay joke le overplayed

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 22:14

If she wants to have a date with you >>1-san she probably likes /prog/riders: some girls are really interested in people like us, seriously.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 22:23

>>78
The "girls" that are interested in people like us usually have dicks.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 23:03

>>79
cuz ur a homo

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 0:58

>>49-53
The only worthwhile posts in this thread.

>>1-48,54-1000
This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-30 8:16

DATE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-30 8:36

>>81
May/g/e you should spend more time on image/g/oards then? They have more of what you like and less of that /g/ad thread that makes you feel /g/ad.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-30 11:34

>>83
You don't fit in yet.

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