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help /prog/ i'm going on my first date

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 17:39

i'm 26 and finally got the balls to ask a girl out. we're doing a movie then coffee. what do?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 21:26

>>39
You are IQ must be non-JEWS.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 21:35

>>1
I have no idea

If I were in your situation I would probably call it off or kill myself or something. Anyway, be sure to report back and tell us every detail of how it went!

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 21:49

>>39 What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 21:51

>>43
I said that your iq must be below my dubs minus 4.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 21:59

The Relationship Development Process of Object-Oriented Dating

Relationship Engineering is the development of new interpersonal relations through an orderly problem-solving process incorporating analysis, design, implementation, testing, and maintenance.
There are many models of the relationship design process. Most follow the same steps but divide them into different numbers of basic stages. Our model divides the elements of the object-oriented relationship development process into six stages.


Stage 1: Requirements Specification
Stage 2: Analysis
Stage 3: Design
Stage 4: Implementation
Stage 5: Reuse Review
Stage 6: Maintenance and Upgrades

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 22:01

I find that touch is great for dating.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 22:03

>>46
You should try head some time.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 22:05

>>44
as in <10?
get it, because dubs - 4 = singles, every time? Pretty tricky, huh!

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 22:15

48 fucking posts and not a single person pointed out that OP is going on his first goddamn date at age 26?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 22:16

>>49
You're in /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 22:18

>>49
too young?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 22:33

>>51
I didn't go out until 34. It was a glorious time, too bad there's so little left of her now. Only about 2 pounds still in the freezer.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-26 0:00

>>52
go back to facebook.com

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-26 3:49

I don't on dating anytime, i'm age 30 and don't intend to become another system drone.
Love->Dating->Marriage->Obligations to family->loss of freedom->stress->divorce->depression

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-26 3:55

>>47
finger considered deprecated.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 8:48

DATE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 8:51

>>54
to me its just
->depression

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 9:04

>>56
e/g/in meme imitation /g/ro ;)

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 10:53

>>58
Thanks /g/oon... wanna date my anus?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 16:23

DATE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 16:26

You should've taken her to the disco!

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 16:31

you should've tried rapin/g/ her<i>!</i>

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 16:34

I have 3 girlfriends that visits me in a regular basis, and other that comes from time to time. I don't have a huuuge dick, but i know my moves. Also, i have a secret:  is smoking pot for lasting more (i don't smoke a whole joint, just 2 or 3 hits, and it's enough, also i used to last like 20 mins minimum without pot, and like 50 minutes stoned), and viagra when my energy is low. I don't always use them, but i have needed them a few times. Specially last week, when I had 4 different girls visiting me, from thursday to sunday.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 16:40

vir/g/ins /g/onna vir/g/

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 17:12

>>7 knows what's up.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 17:16

>>65
No he doesn't. Enjoy your permanent vir/g/inity and your e/g/in retardation, /g/ro.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 18:07

>>66
u ma/d/ vir/g/in kike

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 18:17

>>67
I'm not the virgin one here, /g/ro.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 18:45

>>68
I fucked a load of dem bitches with mah dick

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 18:54

>>69
LOL 69

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 19:26

>>69
Being kissed in the cheek doesn't count as fucking.

On the other hand, I banged your mom, /g/ro.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 20:45

>>71
/g/ sounds like the place for you, kiddo.

Name: not anonymous 2013-08-27 21:03

>>72
poser

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 21:10

>>73
report

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 21:11

>>72
But I was the one trying to fend off the /g/ro.

Now you came and called me a /g/ro. Guess what, you and me are both /g/ros now, while the legitimate /g/ro is e/g/in it up.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 21:17

>>74
report my anus

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 22:02

le anus /prog/ maymay joke le overplayed

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 22:14

If she wants to have a date with you >>1-san she probably likes /prog/riders: some girls are really interested in people like us, seriously.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 22:23

>>78
The "girls" that are interested in people like us usually have dicks.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 23:03

>>79
cuz ur a homo

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