i hope you enjoy the feeling of sinking into the depths of boredom, because you will do tons of stupid shit and lost your precious time just to get your dick wet, just like your average horny teenager
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Anonymous2013-08-25 18:09
>>4
this. an orgasm is an orgasm.
why waste your time, money, and pride?
don't ask for vagina, don't be nerd, don't tell her about the /anus/
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Anonymous2013-08-25 18:17
Be chill.
Dress well.
Pay for everything.
Let her do most of the talking.
Ask questions and sound interested.
Don't use internet memes or mention 4chan.
Don't mention that you spend most of your time on the internet.
Say that you normally spend weekends volunteering at a hospital and going to local theater.
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Anonymous2013-08-25 18:22
>>7 again
Remember that females are mainly looking for two things:
1. Survivability. Instinctively that want a mate who can survive and protect. This is why you work out, eat well, and excel in social situations. All of these add up to being a good survivor.
2. Sustainability. They also want a mate who can provide food (or in modern terms, money). This is why you have a good paying job, nice car, nice clothes, etc.. All of these add up to being a good provider.
They couldn't care less about facial aesthetics, penis size, etc.. (the things that males look for in females).
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Anonymous2013-08-25 18:22
>>1
You could be using that time for something actually useful, like pursuing a graduate degree or making a publication in a renowned journal.
Is she a potential partner for your future research endeavors? If so, tell her about your areas of interest and see if there's something she's interested in.
Too bad women don't care about mathematics, computer science, or anything that's remotely useful.
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Anonymous2013-08-25 18:24
>>8
Not my fault I like girls with big juicy cocks, dude.
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Anonymous2013-08-25 18:28
Be nervous.
Dress in rags.
Ask that she pays.
Talk about yourself constantly.
Encourage her to ask about you even more.
Scream "Habeeb it!" to display cultural competency.
Admit your only pursuit is surfing the internet all day.
Say that you normally spend weekends breaking into hospitals and theaters.
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Anonymous2013-08-25 18:29
Why are goyim so gullible? We tell you to get laid or be considered a failure and you swallow that fact without even chewing it. We tell you to support Jewish-funded entertainment industries by spending money with your ``significant other'', and you don't even think twice.
No wonder you're still our slaves.
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Anonymous2013-08-25 18:30
>>1
Basically see if you like the same stuff. If not, don't try to force it.
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Anonymous2013-08-25 18:35
>>11 again
Remember that females are mainly looking for two things:
1. Martyrdom. Instinctively they want a mate who can kill themselves for the sake of everyone. This is why you work out, fast on Ramadan, and excel in Islamic practices. All of these add up to being a good suicide bomber.
2. Consumerism. They also want a mate who can eat a lot of food (or in modern terms, waste money). This is why you have a good paying job, nice car, nice clothes, etc.. All of these add up to being a good consumer.
They care a lot about facial aesthetics, penis size, etc.. (the things that males dislike about females).
Shit... Planned dates suck. There will be just the two of you and it will be creepy as fuck. She will only see a guy who wants to fuck her, but doesn't know how to get it. She will do nothing to help you, she'll just be bored and treat you like a nice guy, laugh politely at your embarrassingly dumb attempts at humor.
Your only way out is to find a party, propose to sneak there, get drunk, get her drunk and have sex in a room upstairs. Forget stories about grown up or polite sex. There's no such thing. No pity sex either. And there's no second date or second chance. And no fucking densha otoko, not in this part of the world!
I think those troll ratings are one of the best things to come out of the imageboards. Feels almost like karma from Reddit! I truly love everything that comes out from the imageboards. Actually, did I tell you that we all love Reddit here?
>>31
>implying based talibans are not the best PUA
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Anonymous2013-08-25 20:33
Take your SICP and read it together while cuddling. There is nothing more romantic, trust me, I've been on many dates.
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Anonymous2013-08-25 20:34
>>33
I'm impressed, man. I didn't even have a chance to read any meaningful content in your post. I instantly found an epic implying meme, which made me laugh out loud, so hard I woke up my neighbors! You should do this more often, it's the most sophisticated way of entertaining someone.
This is truly epic for the win, pal. Truly epic. Very nice, I liked it.
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Anonymous2013-08-25 20:40
I say, continue on my fine chaps. Good job, cheery ho, where's the futa waiting in the shadow to rape me^Wthe next passerby?