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help /prog/ i'm going on my first date

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 17:39

i'm 26 and finally got the balls to ask a girl out. we're doing a movie then coffee. what do?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 18:35

>>11 again
Remember that females are mainly looking for two things:

1. Martyrdom. Instinctively they want a mate who can kill themselves for the sake of everyone. This is why you work out, fast on Ramadan, and excel in Islamic practices. All of these add up to being a good suicide bomber.

2. Consumerism. They also want a mate who can eat a lot of food (or in modern terms, waste money). This is why you have a good paying job, nice car, nice clothes, etc.. All of these add up to being a good consumer.

They care a lot about facial aesthetics, penis size, etc.. (the things that males dislike about females).

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