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help /prog/ i'm going on my first date

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 17:39

i'm 26 and finally got the balls to ask a girl out. we're doing a movie then coffee. what do?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 18:28

Be nervous.
Dress in rags.
Ask that she pays.
Talk about yourself constantly.
Encourage her to ask about you even more.
Scream "Habeeb it!" to display cultural competency.
Admit your only pursuit is surfing the internet all day.
Say that you normally spend weekends breaking into hospitals and theaters.

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