I am unemployable, morbidly obese loser. Due to a couple sexual harassment lawsuits a few years back, I cannot find a job anywhere. All I have is about £200, a masters in computer science, and a desire to live a more expensive life. As such, I've been thinking about becoming a criminal to get money. I'm thinking of buying a gun, and maybe selling drugs. I'm not a good fighter, so I'll probably only sell to schoolchildren. What do you think? Would this be a good career path for a SICP master to take?
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Anonymous2013-07-07 21:44
I don't know what amount of what you wrote is serious but the first part seems really sad and I hope things improve for you.
[S]uppression and [I]nterrogation for [C]riminal [P]rosecutors
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Anonymous2013-07-07 21:57
>>3
He is typical. I'm too a SICP master, but I have no CS degree. The only way I can support myself is by committing crimes, like eating cats and stray dogs, because nobody wants to employ a Lisper. They all want only PHP.
As a jew you can always go to your local ``italian''/``russian'' mafias/synagogue and they'll hook you up with something involving their CP ring. You might even get the rape and murder a goyish lolie! On tape! And make money doing it! And when your ring gets stung, you'll get off the hook scot-free by the string pulling of jews controlling the US and whatever nation you may be in!
Bet you feel glad to be a jew now, huh?
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Anonymous2013-07-07 22:06
>>3
Maybe he meant that he's a Seeking and Inspecting Child Pornography master.
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Anonymous2013-07-07 22:08
>>6
If >>1 were a Jew, he would have never been sued, and would never have a problem finding a job. We take care of our own. Also, Jews don't even entertain the thought of doing violence ourselves, we make goys like >>1, or the sub-Saharians do it for us.
>>6
Can I get a job like that if I'm not a Jew? I'm not a sick pedo freak though, so maybe just something simple, like selling guns to African warlords for diamonds, or perhaps lending money? I don't want to put in a lot of effort, and I don't want to see the damage I cause with my own eyes.
>>1
If serious, why do you not work remotely? Even make your company with a computer you have around. There lots of companies that do work remotely.
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Anonymous2013-07-08 20:05
Anyone want to start a cybergang? We could be just like Anonymous, but not as faggy. We need some website designers, a writer to write profound stuff, and someone to lurk on IRC all the time and tell people that we are doing stuff. Maybe do some protection rackets (or schemes, if that's your thing). "Hey, nice tumblr you've got there. Sure would be a shame if someone saved those images and posted them instead of reblogging."
>>18
Which Rorschach? The psychology guy, or Watchmen guy?
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Anonymous2013-07-08 21:48
>>19
You're going to inherit a large some of money within three months. Unfortunately, you'll die of cyanide overdose within the year, when your relatives try to steal your wealth. Beware of eggs.
Also, you'll encounter rain next Thursday, so be sure to carry an umbrella.
>>23
Your fate is to post antisemitic spam to a disinterested audience for all eternity. And to be raped by a large Jew, apparently. Enjoy!
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Anonymous2013-07-08 23:12
>>1
did you know you could get paid for sucking dicks? think of all the money you've lost all these years you were doing it for free!
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Anonymous2013-07-09 8:58
Our White brethren need to take better care of each other. Other races stick up for their collective interests. The Jew was brainwashed us into being neurotic individualists.
>>12
How to get started? Spoon feed me, I'm a retard with no initiative.
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Anonymous2013-07-11 12:19
I read that as Turing to crime.
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Anonymous2013-07-11 12:29
Anal Turning was a criminal, because anal sex was illegal back then.
>>1
Your fear of breaking the law is just a mirage, your true fear is doing anything at all.
Why don't you realise this since you call yourself a master? Realise that you were afraid and know that you can do anything if you stop being afraid like an animal! Now, since you are not afraid, it is time to mock your fear. Here's what you do, travel to a random third tier city in China and locate a bunch of kite fliers (look into the sky and wait until you see a kite, try to estimate where the pilot might be and go there), could be a streat or it could be a park whatever. Use your hands and body language to let these guys know that you wanna buy a big kite, lots of them, like 40 of them (one big ass 3m kite costs 100 chinese bucks) and 1000 kevlar line to go (add another 100 bucks per kite), so still manageable for a poor master. Now you got a fuck load of big ass kites and 40000 meters of kevlar line. Haul this shit to the nearest airport and fly as south as possible, your goal is to find someone who flies to research stations in the antarctica, where you'll sell your kites to amused researches. You could pull that off by social engineering (lots of opportunities if you have a ton of high altitude weather research kites...) or you could just be frank and try to cut a deal with someone who'd love to fly your kites. Heck, what do I know, point is, just get out and rule, stop being afraid and show it.