Turning to crime

I am unemployable, morbidly obese loser. Due to a couple sexual harassment lawsuits a few years back, I cannot find a job anywhere. All I have is about £200, a masters in computer science, and a desire to live a more expensive life. As such, I've been thinking about becoming a criminal to get money. I'm thinking of buying a gun, and maybe selling drugs. I'm not a good fighter, so I'll probably only sell to schoolchildren. What do you think? Would this be a good career path for a SICP master to take?

As a jew you can always go to your local ``italian''/``russian'' mafias/synagogue and they'll hook you up with something involving their CP ring. You might even get the rape and murder a goyish lolie! On tape! And make money doing it! And when your ring gets stung, you'll get off the hook scot-free by the string pulling of jews controlling the US and whatever nation you may be in!

Bet you feel glad to be a jew now, huh?