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Anyone on /prog/ have depression?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 1:32

How do you deal with it?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 1:35

Lel shitposts all over the place while thinking of himself as a valiant troll.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 1:36

>>2
LLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>EGIN LE SAGE!
>LE FAGGOT
>EGINGOINGWINZIMSIN GRO!!!!! XDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 1:38

Jesus christ. I just made this thread 4 minutes ago. Within a few minutes I refresh and 2 morons have posted in this thread with horrible posts. I know my post wasn't good to begin with but what the fuck.

The worst posts by far in /prog/ are >>3

Seriously if there ever was a reason to kill myself it would be this thread. Thanks a lot assholes. You just lost a friend.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 1:44

>>4
No, don't do it (unless you're Nikita or lel).  What's causing your depression?  When did it start?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 1:44

>>5
LLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>EGIN LE SAGE!
>LE FAGGOT
>EGINGOINGWINZIMSIN GRO!!!!! XDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 1:46

Just ignore >>6, his meds are going to kick in soon.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 1:47

>>7
LLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>EGIN LE SAGE!
>LE FAGGOT
>EGINGOINGWINZIMSIN GRO!!!!! XDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 1:49

A lot of them boys want a piece of me. ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 1:54

>>5
I've always been bummed about my life from lack of a social life (around 13 years old when I moved to a new town). They made fun of me because I was brown and this was around 9/11.

I think it started to sink in after I graduated college and working at a lab doing generic engineering work with a retarded manager. I would like to program, but I feel like a mental midget. I like programming in C, but it seems like in order to succeed in this programming language I would be forced to really learn libraries that would make me hate programming (windows api or one of the many bad network protocol libraries.)

There seems for no way to be happy.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 1:56

What do you mean you was brown?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 2:00

>>11

He's a Indian $5.00/hour [extreme]programming[\extreme] computer scientist. Obviously.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 2:01

>>12
What the fuck, Indians did 9/11?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 2:01

OP are you a Pakistani or any kind of sand nigger?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 2:03

>>13
Indians did the 2010 iceland volcano smokestack

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 2:03

>>11
My father is Egyptian and my mother Iranian, so I'm only half-Aryan.

Now that I think of it, there's one language that I really like: Ruby. But I have noticed that only idiots seem to like it which is why I'm so depressed.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 2:08

>>10
I've always been bummed about my life from lack of a social life (around 13 years old when I moved to a new town).
That sucks.  Are you longing for platonic friendships or for relationships?

They made fun of me because I was brown and this was around 9/11.
That's quite shitty.  But you have to remember, most people don't know any better.

I think it started to sink in after I graduated college and working at a lab doing generic engineering work with a retarded manager.
Disgusting (that last part).  A retarded manager can significantly lower the quality of your life.

I would like to program, but I feel like a mental midget.
Maybe you just haven't spoken to the right people or read the right books just yet.  A good start would be reading SICP.

I like programming in C, but it seems like in order to succeed in this programming language I would be forced to really learn libraries that would make me hate programming (windows api or one of the many bad network protocol libraries.)
There are things other than C out there, you know.  Also, windows?  Seriously?

There seems for no way to be happy.
I suggest going back into university, maybe taking some computer science or math classes and doing research instead.  At least you'll feel you're doing something useful and interesting, and the management is a lot less retarded (unless you're exceptionally unlucky).  You will also have a lot more social encounters.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 2:14

>>16
They made fun of you, but any non-brainwashed non-feminized civilization would have just lynched you.
A good half of Iran is of Aryan descent, that's fine but they're still muslims!

My advice is this: when you will decide to kill yourself, don't try to take innocent lives with you! Don't wrap explosives around your belly and walk in a crowd. Go alone!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 2:17

>>18
your so edgy, you can prepare vegetables by yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 2:18

>>18
Dammit lel, I think you should talk to your doctor about changing your medication.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 2:20

>>19
Is that a reddit joke? Also stop trying to take advantage of that depressive raghead, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 2:25

Faggots to the left of me, Mudslimes to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Seriously if there ever was a reason to kill myself it would be this thread. Thanks a lot assholes. You just lost a friend.
Seriously, that was the best part. Cry some more whining sand nigger.

Name: >>17 2013-02-10 2:29

As you can see, >>18,21 is part of the people who really don't know any better.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 2:31

>>22
Shalom Hymie!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 2:34

>>24
I've got 99 problems but being a Shalom ain't one.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 2:35

I was really depressed and I killed myself, that really helped!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 2:37

a friend
muhahaha
thx OP I came buckets.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 2:39

Polecat Keadvabs

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 2:53

>>28
LLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>EGIN LE SAGE!
>LE FAGGOT
>EGINGOINGWINZIMSIN GRO!!!!! XDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 2:54

I have to respond as well.

I've always been bummed about my life from lack of a social life (around 13 years old when I moved to a new town). They made fun of me because I was brown and this was around 9/11.

I remember the backlash against muslims people who appear to be muslim people who appear to be muslim to americunts when I was in school myself, post 9/11. I would have beaten up your ignorant classmates with you had I been there. I apologize on the behalf of my country.

I think it started to sink in after I graduated college and working at a lab doing generic engineering work with a retarded manager.

I agree with >>17. An abusive manager is the worst, regardless of your profession. Get out of there as soon as you can, if you are still there and if it is still a problem. Not every job is like that.

I would like to program, but I feel like a mental midget.

The only people that aren't mental midgets by their own standards have stopped trying to climb, and are no longer regularly confronted with their current lacking in abilities. But they are the most foolish, and the most stunted of all. Don't worry about feeling incapable. It only reaffirms that you are developing new skills.

I like programming in C, but it seems like in order to succeed in this programming language I would be forced to really learn libraries that would make me hate programming (windows api or one of the many bad network protocol libraries.)

While this is true to a degree, and learning how to learn libraries is about as interesting as cleaning vomit off of floors, you can find the motivation to do it once you see what you can make using the library. Also the windows API is a horrendous pile of shit.

There seems for no way to be happy.

I don't think I have advice for this one. >>17 is good. A nice environment is helpful. If you can't do that, then find a like minded community, which is one of the forces that pull me back to /prok/

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 2:58

>>30
Too late, traitor. The sandnigger already ended himself.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 3:27

>>31
You should stay on good terms with us. You'll need our help when you become a refugee.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 3:38

>>32
Who is ``us''?
I think you've got the wrong picture, mate.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 3:41

mate
lel

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 3:49

>>34
Wow, that was really mean! Thanks for ruining all my efforts to be that nice, friendly guy.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 5:55

I dream of the day when I can finally muster the courage to kill myself. It's the only thing that gets me through the day.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 13:00

>>5
Kike detected.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 13:15

>>36
Same here.
Let's do it together, Anon-kun!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 15:20

I have from time to time. It usually lasts quite long, the only cure I found to work in my case is time. It goes away after a long time, then I'm ok for a long time and then again I'm terribly depressed. The important thing is to NOT KILL YOURSELF.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 15:20

>>39
why not?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 15:21

>>40
Because then it won't go away. Ever.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 15:21

epin gwin grosky

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 15:22

>>41
yes it will, permanently.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 15:23

>>43
Yeah, but the good times won't come, because you'll be dead.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 15:24

>>44
there will be no good times anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 15:25

>>45
You can't know that, until you see for yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 15:25

>>44
i regret allmost all my life, and yet people told me it would be worth living.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 15:26

>>46
i can predict with high probability the rest of my life will suck just as bad. that's enough justification for me.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 15:28

>>47
Fuck people, I'll tell you how it is. It's like yin and yang, where yin is all the bad shit in your life and yang all the good stuff. It goes like sinus function, if you regret almost all of your life, then you should be happy, because it's going to be only better now. Ancient Greeks believed there's the same amount of sadness and happiness in life. Fuck being sad, it's just not worth it man.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 15:29

Just do it and quit whinging then. The planet is overpopulated anyway, if you honestly believe you're going to be useless if you don't off yourself then I thank you for doing so.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 15:30

>>49
you are fucking stupid if you think things "balance themselves out". fuck you superstitious piece of shit, eat shit and die.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 15:30

Self-medicate. I recommend meth.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 15:31

>>50
fuck you you dont tell me what to do. i will kill myself when i choose to. you should kill yourself too, you stupid cunt.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 15:32

>>53
So are you going to fucking kill yourself or not? Quit wasting my valuable /prog/ time.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 15:34

>>51
Why are you mad? I'm happy with my life now and that's how I see things. Believe it or not, I don't care.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 15:34

>>32
More like you will need our MERCY. There will be no refuge for you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 15:34

>>54
yes, but fist i will hunt you down and kill you. sleep well.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 15:36

>>57
It's only half past 8, dipshit. I'm more concerned about the fisting than the killing.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 15:36

>>57
So now you have a meaning in your life - to kill me. Great, I'm glad I helped.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 15:38

>>58
>>59
pieces of shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 15:39

>>60
Pieces of shit, pieces of shit! Squawk!
-- you, 2013, a shit

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 15:39

>>60
The more you hate, the stronger I become, my power level is already over 9000. Bring it on MAD MAN

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 15:40

>>61
fuck you asshole, i wish you a slow and painful death.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 15:41

>>62
nigga i aint even mad.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 15:41

>>63
I gladly accept it on the condition that you remove your cranium from its current home wedged firmly inside your rectum.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 15:42

>>40
because thats not the proper way to return from main

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 15:42

>>66
Don't even try to be a different person, you erroneous cunt.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 15:43

If all of you depressed fucks die, who's going to write ENTERPRISE QUALITY CODE?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 15:43

hello?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 15:45

>>69
To late, we have all finally shuffled off this mortal coil. It was you who pushed us over the edge. Prepare to spend the rest of your waking nights haunted in your dreams, and your sleepless days awake (also haunted).

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 15:47

>>70
im not even the person, i just came here to get 69

and i got the 69 bye

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 15:49

>>71
fuck you i'm dead rip

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 15:51

>>48

I once proved to myself the rest of my life wasn't worth living. I'm not sure if I was right or not, but it turns out an assumption I made did not hold in general.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 16:02

If you goal in life isn't to save humanity from the jews, then you're doing it wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 16:06

>>74
please define "wrong".

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 16:24

>>75
please define ``please''
please define ``define''

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 16:26

>>66
I don't know how it's in Linux, but at least in Windows every process exits by calling NtTerminateProcess(GetCurrentProcess()). I think if you patch NtTerminateProcess (or possibly some other API), your process can never exit unless you pull the plug and reboot.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 16:28

>>77
Oh and even if a process termination is initiated by another process, the same procedure still applies in the end. So the only way out is self-termination.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 16:31

>Oh and even if a process termination is initiated by another process, the same procedure still applies in the end. So the only way out is self-termination.

THIS IS WHY I'M DEPRESSED.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 16:43

>>79
YES

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 17:21

you guys

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 17:54

i deal with it watching this page. always cheer me up
comedy.com/2010/06/16/the-top-20-wtf-images-of-famous-male-characters-knocked-up/

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 18:02

Lel, do your deed. (>>82)

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 1:06

>>75
wrong is defined as anything jewish.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 2:31

EXERCISE MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU DO IT?

But seriously, regular exercise has made me feel much better. That and weed.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 2:40

>>84
illogical racist cretin.

Name: Anonymous : 2013-02-11 02:41
>>86
You're right, I'm going to go kill myself.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 2:54

>>86
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 3:19

>>87
Kill yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 4:02

>>88
i shit on your face

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 4:09

>>89
I apply a linear function

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 4:10

>>89
I slowly begin masturbating as I reach for your penis.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 4:13

>>91
i piss on the shit that covers your face

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 4:22

>>92
I moan with pleasure as I lick the shit around my mouth and spit it at you. Some of it ends up on your penis, and I smile and wink at you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 4:37

Cold winter winds
blow away autumn leaves now.
Misty world fades away before my blinded eyes - WHY?
Now when I stand at the end of the line,
I cling to life when I should decline.
I always thought I would welcome this day,
but now when it's here - could there be a heaven behind that gate? Love or hate?

Wait! By my side.
Count the seconds till I die.
Hold my hand.
Smile and tell me that you care,
'cause I'm scared now.
Now when I stand at the end of the line,
I cling to life when I should decline.
I always thought I would welcome this day,
but now I can see, it is yet a bird of prey!

God, hear my voice!
I turn to thee - you've got to tell me: what will become of me?

WHY SHALL I DIE? WHY SHALL I DIE?
OH GOD! Hear my voice!
Tell me there are no questions.
Please give me a few more hours of this frail life,
IT'S MINE!
As I am leaving, alone and afraid,
I'm thinking of all the mistakes I've made.
I wish of my heart I could change only one!
I want to say ,,sorry'' just one more time before I am GONE!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 5:01

>>94
thats gay bro

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 5:10

>>95

homophobe

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 5:34

>>95
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT METAL LISTENER

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 5:42

>>97 lol
>>94 heey bb ^^

Name: >>95 2013-02-11 5:50

I'm just wondering: have you guys ever craved cock so badly that you found yourself running around outside, howling at the moon for it? Literally ROARING at the top of your lungs, wanting nothing less than a dick's head churning against your glottal stop?

Tell me I'm not alone.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 6:25

secret agent dubs ^^
>>1 i could give you a link to Live webcam boobs! if that helps..? ;)

here popchat(dot)com

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 8:01

>>100
Take your pills, retard-kun.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 21:56

i really suck at programming

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 23:07

what is that going on?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 23:07

Pretty interesting, >>103

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 23:22

>>101 mm my pills are sonic ^^ like one?
http://soundcloud.com/sergiomanifesto/smashing-pumpkins-bullet-re-edit (btw it's good after the first ~1:30sec)

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 23:41

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 23:41

Pretty interesting, >>106

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 23:54

>>107 yeh i know eh =)
one for the road ? xD
http://soundcloud.com/ladyhawkeofficial/blue-eyes

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 23:58

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 0:02

Oh god the "^^" guy is in this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 0:03

Pretty interesting, >>110

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 0:05

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 0:09

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 0:31

>>86
illogical racist jewish cretin

115 Name: Anonymous : 2013-02-11 02:35
>>114
You're right, I'm going to go kill myself.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 3:10

>>114 but i was going to suggest some cadbury old gold (70% cocoa) ;)

Name: >>115 2013-02-12 3:11

Also, I'm just wondering: have you guys ever craved cock so badly that you found yourself running around outside, howling at the moon for it? Literally ROARING at the top of your lungs, wanting nothing less than a dick's head churning against your glottal stop?

Tell me I'm not alone.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-15 21:06

UPDATE:
I got fired from my job.
I have to move in with my parents.
It will be harder for me to see my only friend.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-16 14:55

OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT METAL LISPPER

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-16 15:15

keep yourself busy op. that is all. 'free time' is way overrated and only is for thinking about depressive things.

just keep yourself busy. you are what you do. not what anyone thinks of you (even yourself)

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-16 15:50

>>119
I've tried drowning my depression in code. It didn't help my depression. The only thing that worked for me is a routine of maintaining a healthy lifestyle over numerous months together with counseling.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-14 4:55

>>122
nice dubs bro

Name: Mod !mq.0SlY70E 2013-08-14 5:01

Thanks, telling everyone I know.

Name: Anonimoul 2013-08-14 6:40

>>120
this and try to find a job caring for animals, nothing like having an abandoned dog slobber all over just because you came back after 5 minutes.. also after a while at any animal shelter you'll realize how much better off you are that you can actually feel enough to be depressed.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-14 7:02

>>123
nothing like having an abandoned dog slobber all over just because you came back after 5 minutes..
U MENA HASKAL

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-14 7:26

nothing like having an abandoned GHC segfault all over just because you left it alone for 5 minutes..

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-15 6:11

superstitious
Insult said only by people who themselves are not capable of being rational and logical.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-15 11:11

>>126
Why don't you say something nice and useful drawing from the immense wisdom, and above all, legitimacy of your religious tradition, for once? It would be sort of topical.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-15 12:18

I regularly exercise
I have friends
I have a job
Time to die I guess.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-15 17:07

>>127
go back to /r/atheism

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