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"Smart"phones are depreciated

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-01 0:11

Sorry, I don't like to play mindless games or ruin my ears listening to shit quality music or "browsing" the internet in a shitty way to pass time in a mindless way. So I simply use a "dumbphone" ("smart"phone users should be called dumbusers) that I use only for only text and making/receiving calls.

Want a gps? use a handheld gps. Time? get a watch. Internet browsing/ssh? Get a small laptop.

"Smart"phones are a jack of all trades master of none device and used only by dumb white collar kids that have nothing important going on in their lives.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-01 0:15

Master of none?

Name: sage 2012-11-01 0:22

>>1
U MENA <b><span style="text-decoration:underline">DEPRECATED</span><i>?</i></b>

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-01 2:46

>>1
hipster who never leaves home or starbucks trying to tell everyone they only need a laptop to access internet

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-01 3:21

niggers

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-01 3:35

I concur wholeheartedly.

``Smart'' phones are terrible at being telephones, and why the fuck would you want to be encumbered with a computer when you're out and about?

They're not even good computers either, since they run locked-down Phone OS shit.

Although I would like to play with something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF_-jQc53jw

and WebOS and Firefox2go or whatever it's called now sound pretty neat.

>>4

Trend whore who needs to watch pædophile cartoons on the bus so he doesn't accidentally make eye contact with the cute girl sitting opposite.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-01 3:43

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-01 4:07

s/who-own-iphones-// t_t

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-01 4:30

for 99% of people, they are better than normal computers.
socially acceptable to pull out in public, no malware, no configuration, always with you, no typing, simpler interfaces, curated app store and so on.


people hate feeling stupid. that is why they love how I met your mother and dubstep. Nothing to figure out. Nothing that would be beyond a monkey's intelligence. I'm safe here.

Yes it is inferior in every way to a thinkpad with ganoo plus linux. but power is scary. freedom is scary.

Forgive them father. They know not what they do.

Name: VIPPER 2012-11-01 5:01

Buy an ARM smartphone and put ARM slackware on it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-01 5:12

>>10

I know there's a MIPS tablet out there.

Are there MIPS smart phones?

*****IF I HAD A MIPS64 FOSS TABLET/SMART PHONE I WOULD CUDDLE WITH IT EVERY DAY*****

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-01 5:17

Why do device manufacturers hate buttons? Why are the interfaces always so retarded?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-01 5:30

>>12

It amounts to cargo cult design:

Apple made some design choice to differentiate their product.
Apple made money with their unique product.
Therefore we must ape their product as closely as possible.

Case in point: how all laptop touchpads turned to shit around 2008 when they tried to mimic the superficial visual appearance of Apple's touchpads without actually understanding the design.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-01 10:39

I disagree, OP. I don't own a smartphone, but I can see the appeal of having one gadget that does a million things reasonably well, rather than a million gadgets that do one thing well. I don't want to carry a GPS, phone, watch, laptop, etc. around with me all day, when I could just carry a mobile phone that would suit my needs while I'm out of the house. Sure, it doesn't do anything as well as a dedicated device, but it does it well enough.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-01 10:45

>>14
Sholom Shamo!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-01 10:55

it's making the world a worst place.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-01 11:05

>>14
Enjoy your remote spying/tracking device.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-01 11:19

>>17
Soon enough you can't stop getting tracked anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-01 11:55

>>17
Are you saying that a handheld GPS isn't a remote tracking device, fagget?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-01 12:31

>>19
You don't understand GPS.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-01 12:47

Agreed.

>>19
GPS devices generally aren't connected to your name, address, and logs of your communication.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-01 12:52

no keyboard ⇒ useless toy

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-01 13:03

>>21
GPS devices don't send out signal.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-01 13:07

>>23
Then how do they communicate with GPS satellites?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-01 13:16

>>24
They don't.  The satellites send out information like current time (up there, that is) and position, and the GPS receiver uses that information (plus the perceived time differences between apparent current time for satellites) to calculate its position.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-01 13:32

>>4
why the fuck are you calling someone a hipster when you're the retard who probably uses le instagram to upload le funny pics to le reddit

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-01 15:39

>>26

Because on a certain imageboard ``hipster'' means ``someone who likes something I don't like, or who dislikes something I do like''.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-01 15:44

>>27
Typical imageboarder scum.

>>4
Go back there

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-01 16:29

>>1
>>>/g/
Smartphone General

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-01 16:37

>>6
Trend whore who needs to watch pædophile cartoons on the bus so he doesn't accidentally make eye contact with the cute girl sitting opposite.
I love how these shut-in welfare skanks have a mentality that the whole world is like them, that everyone in the world is riding the bus scoping out skanks to stick their pud into them. That is actually not an unreasonable assumption considering that 90% of the guys on 4chan have a social life consisting of trap porn and are trying to sneak through life to avoid getting their asses fucked by their 'girlfriend'. I see this pretense go on all the time, guys try and look like they have a social life with some whore when actually she is prowling the street getting fucked like a dog in heat by any alphadoggy that puts on a good enough show for her.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-01 19:34

Want a gps? use a handheld gps. Time? get a watch. Internet browsing/ssh? Get a small laptop.
That was UNIX QUALITY!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-01 20:52

Want a gps? use a handheld gps.
-1/10

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-01 21:11

>>31-32
le iphone XD

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-01 23:36

Can you hack the gibson with a "smart"phone?
NOPE

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-01 23:52

I don't have a smartphone. I have a 500 GB media player that runs Android and can connect to the internet via wifi. It comes in handy sometimes to look up stuff or read ebooks on the go. It's a lot easier to carry around than a laptop. If I had a smartphone then I'd use it the same way. You're not going to be doing anything productive while waiting in line, in any case. So I don't understand the characterization.

What is truly retarded is the trend of not wearing a watch but instead checking your phone.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-02 0:04

>>23,25
You don't know what backdoors are in the phone (hard|soft)ware or communication protocols, as they are all proprietary. There is constant communication between your phone and the phone company. They can already triangulate your phone's position to a radius that depends on the distance to the nearest cell towers. Your personal data--no doubt including GPS logs--is available to anyone with a bribe or any oppressive, privacy-hating government. The only way to escape this is by not owning a phone.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-02 0:08

>>36
I was talking about GPS receivers, not cell phones.  Of course cell phones are mass surveillance devices, but that's not what I was talking about.

or any oppressive, privacy-hating government.
lol UK

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-02 0:23

>>36,37
your use of bold is killing the vibe. Please stop.

>>37
your use of underline is killing the vibe. Please stop.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-02 0:24

>>38
VIBE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-02 0:29

TIL that half of /prog/ can't into le GPS.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-02 1:20

>>39
your use of bold in this scenario is appropriate and pleasing. Please continue.

>>39
your use of underline in this scenario is appropriate and pleasing. Please continue.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-02 1:49

>>40
Nice TIL Le Redditbro!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-02 5:18

>>44
Nice dubs bro!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-02 5:56

>>43
Thanks, bro

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-02 6:42

>>9
no malware, no configuration, no typing

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gave up on t7ak.roblox.com/ed2a1ff29fa4ba5c46f5dd14d1019b0e

>>1-8,10-1000
tablet with PS/2 port, micro B USB 2.0 port, RJ45, DisplayPort, SDXC port, resistive touch LCD, and jack I/O 3mm, in once side (top)

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-02 6:44

>>45
derp t7ak.roblox.com/ed2a1ff29fa4ba5c46f5dd14d1019b0e

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-02 14:42

How else would I shitpost on the go?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-02 14:58

>>36
rms's typical bury-your-head-in-the-sand response to security

OH NOES!!! there is no way to prevent intrusion on my computer, I better stop using my computer!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-02 19:13

>>48
owning a moblie phone
prevent tracking
ISHYGDDT

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-01 13:20



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