"Smart"phones are depreciated

Sorry, I don't like to play mindless games or ruin my ears listening to shit quality music or "browsing" the internet in a shitty way to pass time in a mindless way. So I simply use a "dumbphone" ("smart"phone users should be called dumbusers) that I use only for only text and making/receiving calls.

Want a gps? use a handheld gps. Time? get a watch. Internet browsing/ssh? Get a small laptop.

"Smart"phones are a jack of all trades master of none device and used only by dumb white collar kids that have nothing important going on in their lives.

I disagree, OP. I don't own a smartphone, but I can see the appeal of having one gadget that does a million things reasonably well, rather than a million gadgets that do one thing well. I don't want to carry a GPS, phone, watch, laptop, etc. around with me all day, when I could just carry a mobile phone that would suit my needs while I'm out of the house. Sure, it doesn't do anything as well as a dedicated device, but it does it well enough.