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Average /prog/ user

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 8:32

I'm trying to know how's the average user here, post your informations. I'll start:
17, Male, programming on Linux in C, C++, python, perl, php, assembly

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 8:36

19, Male, GNU/Linux, C and Scheme.

Name: VIPPER 2012-06-16 8:37

Do i count as average?
Anyway, 22, M, linux, C and lisp mostly. Did other langs too but that was a while ago.

Also we had this shit like a million times, perhaps someone should make a graph if this works out.

Name: FFP 2012-06-16 8:38

23, female.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 8:42

20, Male, GNAA/Loonix, C/Python/Perl

Name: Other FFP 2012-06-16 8:47

44, Female, Windows 7, HTML & CSS

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 8:47

>>6
lol does that even count as programming?

Name: FFP 2012-06-16 8:48

>>6
idiot! are you making fun of me?

Name: FFP 2012-06-16 8:50

>>7
no, it doesn't count. it's just some idiot male who wants to make fun of us female programmers. fucking assholes.

Name: FFP 2012-06-16 8:51

oh, btw, i know C.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 8:52

>>9
HTML/CSS is better than nothing you harpy

Name: FFP 2012-06-16 8:53

and i also know haskell, lisp and java but i dont use them very often

Name: FFP 2012-06-16 8:53

>>11
well, i know C which is better than HTML/CSS you idiot.

Name: Real FFP 2012-06-16 8:54

>>12
stop impersonating me asshole.

Name: FFP 2012-06-16 8:55

>>12
stop trying to make fun of me, i dont know any of those languages.

Name: True FFP 2012-06-16 8:55

>>14,15
you idiots think this is funny?

Name: Real FFP 2012-06-16 8:55

Goddamnit fucking stop it!

Name: Real FFP 2012-06-16 8:56

I am the real original FFP, i am 23 years old, and i know C.

Name: Real FFP !27nhYYAnVE 2012-06-16 8:57

>>16,17
wow...i'm getting a tripcode so you assholes will stop impersonating me.

Name: FFP 2012-06-16 8:57

>>19
idiot! you are not and will never be me.

Name: FFP 2012-06-16 8:57

actually i can't program, i'm just angry cuz my boyfriend dumped. now I'm crying, are you happy now??

Name: FFP 2012-06-16 8:58

WATCH YOUR PRIVILEGE, CLONED PROGRAMMERS

Name: FFP 2012-06-16 8:58

>>21
i can program in C.

Name: Real FFP !27nhYYAnVE 2012-06-16 9:01

>>21
now you're not even trying anymore, its obvious to everyone you're just trying to make fun of me.

Name: FFP 2012-06-16 9:02

>>24
very funny, idiot. you are a fake. you wish you were me.

Name: FFP 2012-06-16 9:03

just so everyone knows, the "tripfag" is a fake.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 9:04

I think we can safely conclude that the average /prog/ user is a clones feminist female programmer.

Name: FFP 2012-06-16 9:07

everyone but me in this thread can go to hell. fucking fake sexist pigs. assholes. die in a fire.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 9:08

will the real slim shady please stand up?

Name: FFP 2012-06-16 9:11

are there any other females lurking here?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 9:11

Let's see if we can get her to have an aneurysm.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 9:12

>>30
Here we have a fine example of the feminist mating call.

Name: FFP 2012-06-16 9:15

>>31
why do you want me to have an aneurysm?
what evil have i done to you?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 9:17

WATCH YOUR PRIVILEGE, MALE PROGRAMMERS.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 9:18

I invented the feminism meme.

Name: FFP 2012-06-16 9:20

>>35
no you did not!

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 9:22

>>36
Yes I did, every thread about feminism on /prog/ was made by me before the femgineers one. I would never have dared think the Jew spammer himself would appreciate my efforts.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 9:23

>>33
Being an illogical idiot, having no critical sense and spreading idiocy in a world already filled with it to the brim.

Name: FFP 2012-06-16 9:24

>>37
i'm not the jew spammer, idiot!

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 9:26

>>39
Sure you aren't, honey.

Name: FFP 2012-06-16 9:33

>>40
fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 9:56

im not the jew shitposter goddamnit!

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 11:37

>>44
average dubs

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 11:39

check out my feminisms

Name: VIPPER 2012-06-16 11:39

ITT: samefage parade

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 11:45

>>4-46
Shitposting.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 11:46

Male, 17, GNU/Linux, C exclusively.

Thinking of learning Python and LISP.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 12:06

so many underage faggots

where's mrvacbob-sama when you need him

Name: mrvacbob-sama 2012-06-16 13:29

>>48
here i am lol

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 14:22

17 yos?

No wonder why /prog/ is FUCKING SHIT.

Name: ‮ RETSOPTIHS ‭EXPERT 2012-06-16 16:18

Male, 12, Windows Vista, lolnone.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 17:40

20/F/Sweden

Lisp all day erryday

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 18:01

Male, 22, Norway, Linux, Python, Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 18:06

I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO DO
YOU are teryiNG to find my idenTITTY.

But you will not.
You cannot kill me. I am existent. This is my world. FUCK you ASSHOLES. I WILL NOT SUCCUMB TO FEM DOM BALL BUSTER. I WILL RIP MY OWN NOSE OFF IF YOU BEND TIME PAN-DIMENSIONALLY. ANII WILL BE H4XX0R3D. IDENTITIES WILL BE REVEALED. PASSWORDS WILL BE GIVEN OUT.

FOREVER A VENTILATION UNIT.

Name: sage 2012-06-16 18:17

28, Male, Norway, Java on Linux, bash/python for sysadmin stuff, LISP for funs, Fjölnir for GRUNNUR

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 18:18

>>54
suck my dick, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 18:21

>>56
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU SAY TO THAT YOU FGGAOT????

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-06-16 18:50

31, spectrum basic.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 19:58

Little disappointed there aren't any more older gentleman on /prog/. Maybe they are the ones who don't post in shitty survey threads though.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 20:53

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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 21:12

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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 21:39

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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-17 15:13

The average /prog/rider:
http://images.wikia.com/heyarnold/images/e/eb/Curly.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-17 15:33

31 year old wizard, I've been programming for 16 years in a wide variety of languages. I've come close to mastering C++ and I've contributed to Clang and libc++. But recently, I awoke wondering why I'm wasting so much of my life on a language that requires so much attention. I've since come full circle and now think OOP is garbage and program in a subset of C++ very close to C. It's rather liberating. I imagine it's rather like being freed from the yolk of communism.

In addition to regular C/C++, I am also working currently with OpenCL and some home-grown Lisp-like DSLs that generate C/C++ code.

Finally, I hate you. Yes, you in particular. You know who you are.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-17 15:38

20,M, OS X,
Objective-C, C++, C, java, scheme, asm (x86)

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-17 16:52

>>64
lol C++ is shit and so is Lisp, faggot

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-18 0:38

21, Linux. C, C++, Free Pascal, PHP, Scala.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-18 1:08

>>66
Butthurt crybaby Cfag detected. You want a baby bottle, bitch?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-18 1:16

22, Male, Linux(Ubuntu), C and C++, but I'm making steady progress in Python and Java.

Bit of a late bloomer.  Little over a year ago I was growing vegetables for this organic farmer, after having dropped out of college.  Now I'm studying Computer Science at another university.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-18 2:30

21
M
Debian
I don't do any ``real'' programming, just shellscripting, since I'm primarily studying network administration, not programming
I have dabbled a little in Ruby and Perl in the past though

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-18 2:52

15 male, programming in C# and Scheme.
learning older languages--C++, Haskell--so that I'm not a nub

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-18 3:39

17, Male.
Win & Linux
C++, Python, PHP, JS, VB.NET, Java

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-18 3:42

>>64
I like this wizard!

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-18 5:17

20/M/Debian
Lisp and x86 assembly, after going through 10 other languages.

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!FBeUS42x4uM+kgp 2012-06-18 5:23

42/F/BSD,DOS,Linux,OS X,VMS,VxWorks,Windows,...

Asm, C, C++, C#, Java, JavaScript, PHP, SQL, VB(6/.NET)

Too many others I've worked with briefly and never again. Many of those languages were not by choice.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-18 6:16

18, male, Linux (Fedora 18), mostly C and C# but I know about ten languages.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-18 6:21

17, Male, mostly Unixes and C programming, also some ASM. Currently reading SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-18 6:22

>>75
You're an old lady!!! *climbs up a tree*

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-18 6:36

20, Autist, AutismOS, mostly AutismLang with libautism. I'm also autist.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-18 6:37

>>75
Upvote for not being a 15 year old male, like the rest of us.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-18 7:32

Which one are you?
http://heavymetalab.appspot.com/static/background2.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-18 8:33

Don't forget the sussman and the abelson post here.

Name: VIPPER 2012-06-18 8:50

>>82
*Anti-cudder

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-18 9:14

>>81
are there any jews in that picture?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-18 10:50

Boy, this turned into a shit show really quick. I guess that's what happens when you have women programmers that just complain and bleed all over the place.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-18 10:52

17; Male; Scheme, Haskell, x86 Assembly.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-18 11:40

19; female; beginner C memory management

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-18 11:43

12, Male, SSA-based optimising ANSI C Compiler development in AMD64 assembly.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-18 13:27

35, Male, enterprise toilet scrubber on Java, C#, C, PHP.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-18 13:45

1337, intersex, manipulates objects using per mind and/or pseudopodia

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-18 14:46

Almost 17, Male programming on Mac OS X, Linux & (for work)Windoz in Java, (for work)C# & Learning: C, Perl and assembly.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-18 15:30

>>91
Mac OS X
lol, fag

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-18 15:33

21, Male, Linux, C

Name: 1+1=5 2012-06-18 15:48

If my calculations and the posts are correct (not purely trolling), it means that they are at least 20 people on /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-18 15:48

>>94
And at least 21 of them are shit

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-18 16:07

old, Male, Mint
I continually learn programming as I have an obsessive fascination with it. Im familiar with the syntax of a lot of languages but have never actually programmed anything because I think that programming itself is tedious and mind-numbingly boring. At some point I do want to go to school and learn enough about programming to use it professionally (it might stop being boring if I can get over the hump and use it well). Languages I could probably use if I had to are: C, C++, Java, Javascript, Python, Ruby, Lisp, ML/ocaml/F#, Erlang, Squeak Smalltalk, x86 and mips asm, Ada, Delphi, Forth, D, Scala

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-18 16:13

49, Male, Old school wizz-kid. Had both software and hardware education. Mainly Linux sometimes MS (which I try to avoid). C, C++, Assembler, Cobol, Fortran, PHP, Java, Javascript. Worked on Cybers, DecSystems20, PDPs, VAXs, 80x86, 68k, ARM, Transputers and 20 other forgotten architectures. Designed Operating systems, embedded- distributed-, parallel-, highperformance computing, firmware, bootloaders, drivers, libraries, debuggers, TCP/IP stacks. Linux from scratch. Operating systems from scratch. Linux core hacker. Databases, MySQL frontends and backends. XML/HTML/CSS, Joomla core hacking. Lots of software/hardware reverse engineering, porting, emulators, simulators, and things that usually do not stand well against daylight.
Currently I am giving advanced (microcontroller) workshops  for 12+ kids to experience that feel when discovering a new world of electronics (hardware) and computers (software).

Name: VIPPER 2012-06-18 17:36

>>97
You trolling us?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-18 17:42

No, why should I?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-18 17:46

00001 AGE 62.
00002 GENDER MALE.
00003 PLATFORM S/360.
00004 LANGUAGES COBOL, FORTRAN.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-18 17:49

Linux
nope

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-18 17:58

>>97
Currently I am giving advanced (microcontroller) workshops  for 12+ kids to experience that feel when discovering a new world of electronics (hardware) and computers (software).
Did any of them write a C compiler for your microcontrollers?

Name: VIPPER 2012-06-18 18:08

>>99
I thought /prog/ was full of 15 year old autists.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-18 18:25

19, Male, Windows 8, C++/C#/C/Javascript

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-18 18:26

>>102
Don't be stupid. They are not MY microcontrollers. The compilers are made available.
>>103
More people come here than you might imagine.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-18 18:49

This thread lacks losthos spammer.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-18 20:14

>>106
Thank you for not spelling it correctly, that was he won't pick up on it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-18 20:41

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