Average /prog/ user

I'm trying to know how's the average user here, post your informations. I'll start:
17, Male, programming on Linux in C, C++, python, perl, php, assembly

I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO DO
YOU are teryiNG to find my idenTITTY.

But you will not.
You cannot kill me. I am existent. This is my world. FUCK you ASSHOLES. I WILL NOT SUCCUMB TO FEM DOM BALL BUSTER. I WILL RIP MY OWN NOSE OFF IF YOU BEND TIME PAN-DIMENSIONALLY. ANII WILL BE H4XX0R3D. IDENTITIES WILL BE REVEALED. PASSWORDS WILL BE GIVEN OUT.

FOREVER A VENTILATION UNIT.