Average /prog/ user

I'm trying to know how's the average user here, post your informations. I'll start:
17, Male, programming on Linux in C, C++, python, perl, php, assembly

31 year old wizard, I've been programming for 16 years in a wide variety of languages. I've come close to mastering C++ and I've contributed to Clang and libc++. But recently, I awoke wondering why I'm wasting so much of my life on a language that requires so much attention. I've since come full circle and now think OOP is garbage and program in a subset of C++ very close to C. It's rather liberating. I imagine it's rather like being freed from the yolk of communism.

In addition to regular C/C++, I am also working currently with OpenCL and some home-grown Lisp-like DSLs that generate C/C++ code.

Finally, I hate you. Yes, you in particular. You know who you are.