Average /prog/ user

I'm trying to know how's the average user here, post your informations. I'll start:
17, Male, programming on Linux in C, C++, python, perl, php, assembly

Which one are you?
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Don't forget the sussman and the abelson post here.

>>82
*Anti-cudder

>>81
are there any jews in that picture?

Boy, this turned into a shit show really quick. I guess that's what happens when you have women programmers that just complain and bleed all over the place.

17; Male; Scheme, Haskell, x86 Assembly.

19; female; beginner C memory management

12, Male, SSA-based optimising ANSI C Compiler development in AMD64 assembly.

35, Male, enterprise toilet scrubber on Java, C#, C, PHP.

1337, intersex, manipulates objects using per mind and/or pseudopodia

Almost 17, Male programming on Mac OS X, Linux & (for work)Windoz in Java, (for work)C# & Learning: C, Perl and assembly.

>>91
Mac OS X
lol, fag

21, Male, Linux, C

If my calculations and the posts are correct (not purely trolling), it means that they are at least 20 people on /prog/

>>94
And at least 21 of them are shit

old, Male, Mint
I continually learn programming as I have an obsessive fascination with it. Im familiar with the syntax of a lot of languages but have never actually programmed anything because I think that programming itself is tedious and mind-numbingly boring. At some point I do want to go to school and learn enough about programming to use it professionally (it might stop being boring if I can get over the hump and use it well). Languages I could probably use if I had to are: C, C++, Java, Javascript, Python, Ruby, Lisp, ML/ocaml/F#, Erlang, Squeak Smalltalk, x86 and mips asm, Ada, Delphi, Forth, D, Scala

49, Male, Old school wizz-kid. Had both software and hardware education. Mainly Linux sometimes MS (which I try to avoid). C, C++, Assembler, Cobol, Fortran, PHP, Java, Javascript. Worked on Cybers, DecSystems20, PDPs, VAXs, 80x86, 68k, ARM, Transputers and 20 other forgotten architectures. Designed Operating systems, embedded- distributed-, parallel-, highperformance computing, firmware, bootloaders, drivers, libraries, debuggers, TCP/IP stacks. Linux from scratch. Operating systems from scratch. Linux core hacker. Databases, MySQL frontends and backends. XML/HTML/CSS, Joomla core hacking. Lots of software/hardware reverse engineering, porting, emulators, simulators, and things that usually do not stand well against daylight.
Currently I am giving advanced (microcontroller) workshops  for 12+ kids to experience that feel when discovering a new world of electronics (hardware) and computers (software).

>>97
You trolling us?

No, why should I?

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00004 LANGUAGES COBOL, FORTRAN.

Linux
nope

>>97
Currently I am giving advanced (microcontroller) workshops  for 12+ kids to experience that feel when discovering a new world of electronics (hardware) and computers (software).
Did any of them write a C compiler for your microcontrollers?

>>99
I thought /prog/ was full of 15 year old autists.

19, Male, Windows 8, C++/C#/C/Javascript

>>102
Don't be stupid. They are not MY microcontrollers. The compilers are made available.
>>103
More people come here than you might imagine.

This thread lacks losthos spammer.

>>106
Thank you for not spelling it correctly, that was he won't pick up on it.

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