Average /prog/ user

I'm trying to know how's the average user here, post your informations. I'll start:
17, Male, programming on Linux in C, C++, python, perl, php, assembly

49, Male, Old school wizz-kid. Had both software and hardware education. Mainly Linux sometimes MS (which I try to avoid). C, C++, Assembler, Cobol, Fortran, PHP, Java, Javascript. Worked on Cybers, DecSystems20, PDPs, VAXs, 80x86, 68k, ARM, Transputers and 20 other forgotten architectures. Designed Operating systems, embedded- distributed-, parallel-, highperformance computing, firmware, bootloaders, drivers, libraries, debuggers, TCP/IP stacks. Linux from scratch. Operating systems from scratch. Linux core hacker. Databases, MySQL frontends and backends. XML/HTML/CSS, Joomla core hacking. Lots of software/hardware reverse engineering, porting, emulators, simulators, and things that usually do not stand well against daylight.
Currently I am giving advanced (microcontroller) workshops  for 12+ kids to experience that feel when discovering a new world of electronics (hardware) and computers (software).