Types of programmers

... in /praque/:

   1. Haskell cocksucker, who wants to look smart by showing off his mad h @x0r skillz
   2. Bearded, smelly LISP fanboy, who lives in the basement of his parents' house
   3. Java Freelancer, who actually earns money

4. C++ guy, who actually knows programming and also earns money
5. D Retard, who thinks he's being a pretty cool guy by bashing other languages he actually knows shit about
6. Ruby douche
7. old C programmer, who still thinks that Atari was the OMG BEST THING EVAR
8. GNU fanboy, who, like all GNU fanboys, knows exactly nothing about programming but likes to pretend he does
9. Python fag, who also knows programming and also earns money, but thinks that Python is the solution to all problems
10. VB Scriptkiddy

Between python and c, you've solved all the world's problems.

>>3
Well hello there, Grandpa Faggot

HAXUS THE GREAT

>>2
I'm the The D Programming Language memesmith and I'm proud of being recognized as /prog/ VIPPER!

Also,
11. The Scheme autistic (http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1292453486/7)
12. Perl 6 enthusiast.

Grandpa Faggot enjoys Fortran over Python, >>4

Assembly & Fortran master race reporting in.
You're all fucking pathetic.

>>6
11. The Scheme autistic (http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1292453486/7)
Fuck you you cock-sucking fag. Eat shit and die.

13. PHP "faggot".

>>2
9. Pythonista hipster, who also knows programming and also earns money, but thinks there should be one—and preferably only one—obvious language to use to solve every problem.

>>11
Pythonista hipster
Why won't you fuck off and die already? You have no idea how much I fucking hate you.

>>12
You are visibly pythonista hipsterd.

>>9
AUTISM

>>14
HAHA YOU THINK YOU'RE SO THOUGH HUH

11. Software Engineer who lays out the shit on the white board for the code monkeys to implement.

12. The bitter Sysadmin who uses whatever spit and duct tape is lying around (a strange mix of Perl, Python and shell)to MacGuyver some shit up because the users and developers only care that the boxes are up and management can afford $700 chairs and new company cars but hasn't budgeted a server since 2005.

13.FrozenVoid

So far we've got:
>>1 Haskell cocksucker, who wants to look smart by showing off his mad h @x0r skillz
>>2 Bearded, smelly LISP fanboy, who lives in the basement of his parents' house
>>3 Java Freelancer, who actually earns money
>>4 C++ guy, who actually knows programming and also earns money
>>5 D Retard, who thinks he's being a pretty cool guy by bashing other languages he actually knows shit about
>>6 Ruby douche
>>7 old C programmer, who still thinks that Atari was the OMG BEST THING EVAR
>>8 GNU fanboy, who, like all GNU fanboys, knows exactly nothing about programming but likes to pretend he does
>>9 Python fag, who also knows programming and also earns money, but thinks that Python is the solution to all problems
>>10 VB Scriptkiddy
>>11 The Scheme autistic (http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1292453486/7)
>>11 Software Engineer who lays out the shit on the white board for the code monkeys to implement.
>>12 Perl 6 enthusiast.
>>12 The bitter Sysadmin who uses whatever spit and duct tape is lying around (a strange mix of Perl, Python and shell)to MacGuyver some shit up because the users and developers only care that the boxes are up and management can afford $700 chairs and new company cars but hasn't budgeted a server since 2005.
>>13 PHP "faggot".
>>13 FrozenVoid

I wonder what >>19 will be.

>>19
What about >>14-18?

>>2
D Retard is a pretty cool guy, eh bashes other languages and doesn't afraid of anything.

Has anyone ever encountered the
Yuppie FOB Indian Outsource farming dude? They generally use buzzwords like synergy and love to talk about frameworks like hibernate/spring and "RAILS" but actually know very about any of these.  They survive in a workplace by saying they can do everything and anything, then getting their cousins out in delhi to do it for like 3% of their monthly salary.

>>19
OOP fanboy who thinks OOP is the only way to program.
ASM jew who laughs at the site of modern day languages

Xarn

>>2
Python
knows programming

What.

>C++
>Java
Oh boy.

19. The Sussman

20. The Sussman

21. The Sussman

22. The Sussman

who is [bold]The Sussamn[/bold]?

24. The Sussman

25. The Sussman

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