Types of programmers

... in /praque/:

   1. Haskell cocksucker, who wants to look smart by showing off his mad h @x0r skillz
   2. Bearded, smelly LISP fanboy, who lives in the basement of his parents' house
   3. Java Freelancer, who actually earns money

>>2
I'm the The D Programming Language memesmith and I'm proud of being recognized as /prog/ VIPPER!

Also,
11. The Scheme autistic (http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1292453486/7)
12. Perl 6 enthusiast.