Types of programmers

... in /praque/:

   1. Haskell cocksucker, who wants to look smart by showing off his mad h @x0r skillz
   2. Bearded, smelly LISP fanboy, who lives in the basement of his parents' house
   3. Java Freelancer, who actually earns money

4. C++ guy, who actually knows programming and also earns money
5. D Retard, who thinks he's being a pretty cool guy by bashing other languages he actually knows shit about
6. Ruby douche
7. old C programmer, who still thinks that Atari was the OMG BEST THING EVAR
8. GNU fanboy, who, like all GNU fanboys, knows exactly nothing about programming but likes to pretend he does
9. Python fag, who also knows programming and also earns money, but thinks that Python is the solution to all problems
10. VB Scriptkiddy