Types of programmers

... in /praque/:

   1. Haskell cocksucker, who wants to look smart by showing off his mad h @x0r skillz
   2. Bearded, smelly LISP fanboy, who lives in the basement of his parents' house
   3. Java Freelancer, who actually earns money

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9. Pythonista hipster, who also knows programming and also earns money, but thinks there should be one—and preferably only one—obvious language to use to solve every problem.