Types of programmers

... in /praque/:

   1. Haskell cocksucker, who wants to look smart by showing off his mad h @x0r skillz
   2. Bearded, smelly LISP fanboy, who lives in the basement of his parents' house
   3. Java Freelancer, who actually earns money

>>9
AUTISM

>>14
HAHA YOU THINK YOU'RE SO THOUGH HUH

11. Software Engineer who lays out the shit on the white board for the code monkeys to implement.

12. The bitter Sysadmin who uses whatever spit and duct tape is lying around (a strange mix of Perl, Python and shell)to MacGuyver some shit up because the users and developers only care that the boxes are up and management can afford $700 chairs and new company cars but hasn't budgeted a server since 2005.

13.FrozenVoid