We all know there are only three people on /prog/ — me, you, and The Sussman trolling us. Still, there are multiple established personae on /prog/. By the 66Three Person Lemma99, each one of them must be either me, you, or The Sussman. The challenge is to either divide the following list into three finite subsets that describe each of the posters on /prog/ or to prove that the task is impossible, disproving the lemma.
1. Me
2. You
3. The Sussman
4. The guy who sages a lot
5. The guy who refuses to sage for no good reason
6. The guy who refuses to sage with a good reason
7. The guy from /jp/
8. The guy from /b/
9. The guy from /pr/
10. The guy who can't program at all
11. Smug LISP weenie
12. Smug C weenie
13. Smug Haskell nomad
14. Enterprise Java suit
15. Sepples faggot
16. The proportional font guy
17. Sergeant Sagetank
18. Hotaru
19. MrVacBob-kun-sama
20. Erika
21. Christopher
22. Xarn
23. FrozenVoid
24. Jamestopher
25. UMH memesmith
26. HMA meme fan
27. HAXUS THE GREAT
28. The anusposter
29. The wayward freshman
30. The imageboard paladin
31. The guy who keeps saying ``cromulent''
32. The ``faggot quotes'' guy
32. The ``Stop using ``faggot quotes'''' guy
33. Haskell the dead dog
34. The -- guy
35. The necroposter
36. MILKRIBS4k
37. The opiates spammer
38. rand(all)
39. The Anticudder
40. Richard Stallman
41. MDickie
42. Leah Culver
43. Flaming prescriptivist faggot
44. Flaming descriptivist faggot
45. The EMACS advocate
46. The Textmate screencasts guy
47. The VIM advocate
48. The bloat guy
49. The elitist BSD anushole
50. The Touhou guy
51. The guy who refuses to install Flash
Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads". I do believe this is a thread in need of Sage, so I would like to sage it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads".
1,4,7,11,12,32(however, not the ``Fuck off, ``faggot'''' guy, I suspect that's 30), 45, 50(almost never), 51(not exactly, I'm fine with having it installed and optionally enabled, but I'm against promoting it) seem to apply to me.
- second group -
2. You
4. The guy who sages a lot
5. The guy who refuses to sage for no good reason
6. The guy who refuses to sage with a good reason
7. The guy from /jp/
8. The guy from /b/
9. The guy from /pr/
10. The guy who can't program at all
11. Smug LISP weenie
12. Smug C weenie
13. Smug Haskell nomad
14. Enterprise Java suit
15. Sepples faggot
16. The proportional font guy
17. Sergeant Sagetank
18. Hotaru
19. MrVacBob-kun-sama
20. Erika
21. Christopher
22. Xarn
23. FrozenVoid
24. Jamestopher
25. UMH memesmith
26. HMA meme fan
27. HAXUS THE GREAT
28. The anusposter
29. The wayward freshman
30. The imageboard paladin
31. The guy who keeps saying ``cromulent''
32. The ``faggot quotes'' guy
32. The ``Stop using ``faggot quotes'''' guy
33. Haskell the dead dog
34. The -- guy
35. The necroposter
36. MILKRIBS4k
37. The opiates spammer
38. rand(all)
39. The Anticudder
40. Richard Stallman
41. MDickie
42. Leah Culver
43. Flaming prescriptivist faggot
44. Flaming descriptivist faggot
45. The EMACS advocate
46. The Textmate screencasts guy
47. The VIM advocate
48. The bloat guy
49. The elitist BSD anushole
50. The Touhou guy
51. The guy who refuses to install Flash
I did it as an Euler diagram, because these are not distinct sets: http://i.imgur.com/n9Wgo.png
You should be able to figure out which is which by the position of the numbers 1, 2, and 3.
You have a duplicate #32, by the way. The way I see it, the first #32 is in the intersection between me and you, whereas the second is all you.
>>29
There is some slightly contradictory data in your image if you consider previous posts, however it could be easily solved by moving some numbers into the 3-way intersection which is currently empty.
>>40
Implying someone on /prague/ can actually program
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Anonymous2010-10-24 12:51
Im the guy who started these threads
"haskell is a medium sized dog"
"Fuck classes roles are the new best thing"
and asked about your thoughts on ParrotVM, thinking that i might get an honest opinion.(silly me)
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\ \--- EST -/ \- EST ---/ /
\- N \- \---- / \ ----/ -/ N -/
\ O \ \--| /prog/ |--/ / O /
\ N \ \ / / N /
\ \- -\ /- / /
\ E \ ------- -/ E /
\- S \ | E | / S -/
\ T \ | S | / T /
\ \- | T | -/ /
\ \ | | / /
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\- -/ \- -/
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Anonymous2010-10-24 22:23
>>46
a = b ∧ c = b ⊢ a = c
I think it would have been better to use est copia inferior de and sectio copiarum vacuus than est and non est.
İ̇̇̇̇̇̇ ḍ̣̣̣̣̣̣̣̣ü̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈ṇ̣̣̣̣̣̣̣̣̣̣̣̣ṅ̇̇̇̇̇̇̇̇ọ̣̣̣̣̣̣̣ ļ̧̧̧̧ó́́́́́l̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨
Why aren't the diacritics superposed? When I type them in I see
ü̈̈ as ü
and i̇̇̇ as ı.
>>1
See, #10 through #15 will give us some clues. I'm none of these: I can program, and I'm a Python faggot. At most, I can be the smug LISP weenie, but I'm not the one posting CL chunks so I'm probably not the LISP faggot.
So there's the guy who can't program at all; at most he must be the C, Java or Sepples faggot, but hardly at the same time (an OMG OPTIMIZED guy will be C and Sepples, an ENTERPRISE guy will be Java and Sepples, but never C and Java without Sepples). That must be you, because I am not him and the Sussman can obviously program, so you can't program at all, and if you can't program at all.
The Sussman is probably the LISPer, but I can't picture him as a Haskell weenie. I'm not a Haskell weenie either, neither are you because you can't program at all and wouldn't have even the slightest clue what Haskell is about.
This makes me think the 66Three Person Lemma99 is false, although I can provide no formal proof as you could be guy who can't program, I know who I am, and The Sussman could be trolling as a LISP, C, Haskell, Java, Sepples and C faggot alternatively.
>>60 but never C and Java without Sepples
THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG, CHUMP!
C is tolerable enough to write most code in.
Java, although bad, manages to do what it says it should, at least better than Sepples.
Also Sepples will never be OMG OPTIMISED because it's almost as bad as Perl for feeling like you're programming through gardening gloves.
I'm quite sure I'm me, since I'm neither the OP nor The Sussman. It's nice to see you remembered me even though I haven't been posting for 1-2 years; who are you, OP?
I just learned today that there was a part of 4chan that was not an image board. It really is like a secret club. I even use the terminal theme. I don't even know how to program save how to print a string in python.
No, I am me! I am a this guy! :)
AKA Arduino guy
AKA guy-who-wouldnt-shut-up-about-SICP-MSPaint
AKA "get back to /g/, you!"
AKA Your Mother.
~love,
Your mother
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Anonymous2011-04-23 20:36
>>105
Keep it that way (secret).
Programming? Would you like to learn? Have you ever used BASIC?
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newfag2011-04-23 20:36
>>105
I am not even trolling. I hardly understand what is going on in this thread but it is pretty funny.
>>111
You are too far ahead of yourself. Start somewhere sensible. Find MS-DOS BASIC or a BASIC interpreter and teach yourself that. Learn GOTOs and how you can section off code like that. They can be used like FUNCTIONS if you are clever!
>>113
BASIC is not retarded it is what was available when I TAUGHT MYSELF. NOW- you wana believe some Yuppie POS you go right ahead. You wana listen to the hacker? You already know what I told u.
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Anonymous2011-04-23 20:49
and that's just how it is. I learned on it. YOU can, too! :) TRUST ME it is not as "jankity" as they make it out to be. You can do a lot with BASIC. Including fool old POTS lines.
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Anonymous2011-04-23 20:50
"Just because you are not skilled with a programming language does not mean the language is crippled / missing parts."
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Anonymous2011-04-23 20:51
>>115
if I get stuck on python I will try out basic. I am already pretty far in already however so I am gonna keep with it.
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Anonymous2011-04-23 20:53
>>116
I am not saying that learning BASIC is retarded because I am not skilled with it. I have just read in many places including here that learning BASIC gives you a lot of bad programming habits that you carry with you.
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Anonymous2011-04-23 20:53
>>117
If you fall back to where you SHOULD be at now, you MIGHT be able to figure out classes. That is one of the MAJOR reason you'd use python. If you don't know how to use that piece, you may as well figure out WHY You CAN NOT use that pice. See?
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Anonymous2011-04-23 20:55
>>118
Only you decide what to carry with you. Do I code like BASIC when I'm coding in PHP? No. See how that works? :)
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Anonymous2011-04-23 20:58
NOT that BASIC teaches you Classes- far from the such!!!! But it is a good starting point. You can achieve in that, and know you're not a total idiot, before trying harder things. It keeps you runnin', I guess, when you know there must be a way.
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Anonymous2011-04-23 20:59
Seriously though fall back, learn Classes, and figure out inheritance. THEN continue with newer programming.
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Anonymous2011-04-23 21:02
The only other path of action I would take is get a very good book on C++ and read it front to back , THEN , re-read the part on classes, then the part on inheritance.
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Anonymous2011-04-23 21:03
and that's the slacker path. You want it to "CLICK" for you. So you know what the fuck is going on. So do the first way I told you if you want sk1LLz.
Actually that's all a lie- get a fancy piece of paper an you will get hired. Cambridge. MIT. etc. GET>Degree(RichBoySchool) , and you are set. YOu don't have to know shit. You wil still be hired to do ridiculous things that people who know their ass from a hole in the ground should be doing. ^_^
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Anonymous2011-04-23 21:53
sk1LLz? Follow the long path.
/rant .
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Anonymous2011-04-23 22:10
A Challenger Approaches [b]he's level 33 and you're only level 9![b] [i]did he take the long path around?[i]
...
:D
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Anonymous2011-04-23 22:11
A Challenger Approaches he's level 33 and you're only level 9! did he take the long path around?
...
:D
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Anonymous2011-04-23 22:27
(you bet your ass he did... There goes your "Saturday afternoon")
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Anonymous2011-04-23 22:34
and it was not all by myself. I'd like to thank The Scene, and many hackers that have helped me along the way (u know wh0 u r). Nothing would be what it is if it wasn't for our late-night extasy/LSD/Cocaine/Weed - fuled chats. NEVER FORGET. Your Shit Would Not Work If We Had Not Been Powered By Drugs.
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Anonymous2011-04-23 22:37
I wouldnt b nearly as nice either.
In fact- GOTO: Hell!
:D
LOL!!! "We dont giv a dam we dun giva FUCK."
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Anonymous2011-04-23 22:52
Now a days yu can get good coke from only like one buddy. and all the rest shaft u with baking soda. It's gay.
I like good coke!
Just kus a couple of you bubblegummers can't handle your shit you gotta ruin it for the rest of us?
.... :/
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Anonymous2011-04-23 22:53
Now they stomp all over it like its fucking River Dance!!!
KUS YOU DO LINES THE SIZE OF YOUR STREET.
And wonder why it hurts you?
Fuckup.
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Anonymous2011-04-23 22:58
bags'll b so stompd on u could put it right in the cooker and make crack, LOL?????? Seriously- that is WAAAAAYYYYYYYYY too cut!
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Anonymous2011-04-23 23:02
we did a primo outta it. Couldnt do it! "Follow the Nose!" , hahahahhaah
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Anonymous2011-04-23 23:04
The primo worked fine! but thats only kus it was so damn cut prob.
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Anonymous2011-04-23 23:09
numbs were fine. Taste? To be desired (prob 2 much ether).
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Anonymous2011-04-23 23:14
Still- no complaints. Unless me an my nigga gotta got talk to this nigger. Then I'll be pissed kus it's gana take my time. & nigger will know. Rippin' off my boy? Think twice. I'll sick a robot on dat azz! :P
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Anonymous2011-04-23 23:19
"Frankly- I got nothin' else to do! Go ask /prog/.
o.O ... 0.o .. ..
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Anonymous2011-04-23 23:29
I told him he should get a primo load free kus his white friend said so. ;) It'll prob b fine.
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Anonymous2011-04-23 23:45
Othrwise I'll drop his ass Tai Kwan Do style, and strip his glock myself, and see who wets his pants?
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Anonymous2011-04-23 23:47
and SEP the clip by throwing to my bwoi!
:D
then proceed to hand it to him oldschool style.
>>56
Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
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Anonymous2011-07-08 11:53
1. The guy who can't program at all
i just optimist u list
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Anonymous2011-12-15 23:53
RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE
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Anonymous2011-12-15 23:58
fuck off
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Anonymous2011-12-16 0:01
who's off?
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Anonymous2011-12-16 3:15
$ make fuck
make: *** No rule to make target `fuck'.BERSERKER!