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/prog/ challenge: me, you, and The Sussman

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-23 6:15

We all know there are only three people on /prog/ — me, you, and The Sussman trolling us. Still, there are multiple established personae on /prog/. By the 66Three Person Lemma99, each one of them must be either me, you, or The Sussman. The challenge is to either divide the following list into three finite subsets that describe each of the posters on /prog/ or to prove that the task is impossible, disproving the lemma.

1. Me
2. You
3. The Sussman
4. The guy who sages a lot
5. The guy who refuses to sage for no good reason
6. The guy who refuses to sage with a good reason
7. The guy from /jp/
8. The guy from /b/
9. The guy from /pr/
10. The guy who can't program at all
11. Smug LISP weenie
12. Smug C weenie
13. Smug Haskell nomad
14. Enterprise Java suit
15. Sepples faggot
16. The proportional font guy
17. Sergeant Sagetank
18. Hotaru
19. MrVacBob-kun-sama
20. Erika
21. Christopher
22. Xarn
23. FrozenVoid
24. Jamestopher
25. UMH memesmith
26. HMA meme fan
27. HAXUS THE GREAT
28. The anusposter
29. The wayward freshman
30. The imageboard paladin
31. The guy who keeps saying ``cromulent''
32. The ``faggot quotes'' guy
32. The ``Stop using ``faggot quotes'''' guy
33. Haskell the dead dog
34. The -- guy
35. The necroposter
36. MILKRIBS4k
37. The opiates spammer
38. rand(all)
39. The Anticudder
40. Richard Stallman
41. MDickie
42. Leah Culver
43. Flaming prescriptivist faggot
44. Flaming descriptivist faggot
45. The EMACS advocate
46. The Textmate screencasts guy
47. The VIM advocate
48. The bloat guy
49. The elitist BSD anushole
50. The Touhou guy
51. The guy who refuses to install Flash

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-23 6:33

not knowing what a partition is

Name: Mr. Likes To Sage Threads 2010-10-23 6:40

Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads". I do believe this is a thread in need of Sage, so I would like to sage it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads".

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-23 7:04

Forget it, it's NP-complete.

Name: EVERYONE REPORT IN 2010-10-23 7:05

>>1
30. The imageboard paladin
Fuck off, ``faggot''.

Name: >>5 2010-10-23 7:07

And yes, that was sarcasm. I'm sorry if seeing/remembering that stupid board.jpg meme made you cry uncontrollably.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-23 7:24

>>2
Hey, I write quicksorts in HASKAL too!

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-23 7:39

>>1
You forgot the Smug Scheme Weenie, who is distinct from the Smug Lisp Weenie.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-23 8:15

1,4,7,11,12,32(however, not the ``Fuck off, ``faggot'''' guy, I suspect that's 30), 45, 50(almost never), 51(not exactly, I'm fine with having it installed and optionally enabled, but I'm against promoting it) seem to apply to me.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-23 8:22

>>9
that's ME, don't steal my life, ``Sussman''

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-23 8:31

>>8
I actually meant the smug CLIPS weenie. I assumed that being a Scheme weenie is natural for all three of us.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-23 8:35

>>11
If you don't define your procedures with


(define anus
  (lambda (x)
    (anus x)))

you can't call yourself Scheme weenie.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-23 8:55

I am the Imageboard Paladin who usually only lurk /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-23 9:00

>>13
No, it's me. Fuck off, ``impersonator''.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-23 9:06

- first group -
1. Me
3. The Sussman

- second group -
2. You
4. The guy who sages a lot
5. The guy who refuses to sage for no good reason
6. The guy who refuses to sage with a good reason
7. The guy from /jp/
8. The guy from /b/
9. The guy from /pr/
10. The guy who can't program at all
11. Smug LISP weenie
12. Smug C weenie
13. Smug Haskell nomad
14. Enterprise Java suit
15. Sepples faggot
16. The proportional font guy
17. Sergeant Sagetank
18. Hotaru
19. MrVacBob-kun-sama
20. Erika
21. Christopher
22. Xarn
23. FrozenVoid
24. Jamestopher
25. UMH memesmith
26. HMA meme fan
27. HAXUS THE GREAT
28. The anusposter
29. The wayward freshman
30. The imageboard paladin
31. The guy who keeps saying ``cromulent''
32. The ``faggot quotes'' guy
32. The ``Stop using ``faggot quotes'''' guy
33. Haskell the dead dog
34. The -- guy
35. The necroposter
36. MILKRIBS4k
37. The opiates spammer
38. rand(all)
39. The Anticudder
40. Richard Stallman
41. MDickie
42. Leah Culver
43. Flaming prescriptivist faggot
44. Flaming descriptivist faggot
45. The EMACS advocate
46. The Textmate screencasts guy
47. The VIM advocate
48. The bloat guy
49. The elitist BSD anushole
50. The Touhou guy
51. The guy who refuses to install Flash

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-23 9:38

52. The HMA.lua guy

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-23 10:08

33 is 28 and 37.

Name: VIPPER 2010-10-23 10:12

>>1
What about VIPPER???

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-23 10:42

>>18
Please immediately return the superfluous question marks! Some people suffer because of the question mark shortage!

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-23 11:57

>>19
Reference: http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1287684038/1-4

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-23 11:57

What about VIPPER[1]? Too JEWS for you?

[1] No, I'm not him.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-23 12:04

Riichi.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-23 12:20

>>12
Back to /Indiana University/ please.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-23 13:06

Your forgot fake UMH memesmith

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-23 13:06

>>1
Hey, you gave me a shout out! I'm the stop using faggot quotes guy.

RFEAQGUGIORTE SQ UFOETWEESR

Version 2.0, released under the Noncommercial Creative Commons License.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-23 13:07

>>25
On a side note, I probably fit best into the "me" or "you" portion, depending on the perspective used.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-23 13:46

I am not a number. I am a free man.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-23 13:59

I am not a number. I am a free variable.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-23 14:12

I did it as an Euler diagram, because these are not distinct sets: http://i.imgur.com/n9Wgo.png
You should be able to figure out which is which by the position of the numbers 1, 2, and 3.

You have a duplicate #32, by the way. The way I see it, the first #32 is in the intersection between me and you, whereas the second is all you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-23 14:52

>>29
There is some slightly contradictory data in your image if you consider previous posts, however it could be easily solved by moving some numbers into the 3-way intersection which is currently empty.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-24 2:05

I can't decide whether I should be dismayed or happy that my name is not on that list.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-24 4:56

>>31
Taro? strlek? Krade?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-24 5:20

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Name: Anonymous 2010-10-24 5:31

>>33
10/10 A+++++

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-24 6:02

>>33
MEVS ANVS HAXVS EST

Name: RMS 2010-10-24 11:06

I tried reading the thread, but I saw only inane comments.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-24 11:13

I'm the guy that says both Nigger and *African American

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-24 11:31

I have a great idea! What if we each identified our posts with some sort of nickname, so the others could tell who were posting?

Name: moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 2010-10-24 11:35

herp derp let's all ignore the point of an anonymous imageboard

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-24 12:29

I'm the guy who can't program at all (sans a little Java, just starting a Comp Sci class)

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-24 12:29

>>37
I DO THAT TOO
IM >>40

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-24 12:49

>>40
Implying someone on /prague/ can actually program

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-24 12:51

Im the guy who started these threads

"haskell is a medium sized dog"
"Fuck classes roles are the new best thing"
and asked about your thoughts on ParrotVM, thinking that i might get an honest opinion.(silly me)

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-24 12:57

i posted in "sexy programming"

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-24 13:21

ITT >>1 promotes his faggotry.

Name: ARTIST-MODE MEME FAN 2010-10-24 14:22

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Name: Anonymous 2010-10-24 22:23

>>46
a = b ∧ c = b ⊢ a = c
I think it would have been better to use est copia inferior de and sectio copiarum vacuus than est and non est.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-25 3:11

>>47
cannot construct the infinite type: poster = [poster]!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-25 3:36

I made Æ.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-25 8:43

TOMATO, TOMATŒ̇́S.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-25 8:48

TOMATO, TOMATŒS.
Fucking Unicode.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-25 10:07

Fucking Unicodes how do they work?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-25 13:29

İ̇̇̇̇̇̇ ḍ̣̣̣̣̣̣̣̣ü̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈ṇ̣̣̣̣̣̣̣̣̣̣̣̣ṅ̇̇̇̇̇̇̇̇ọ̣̣̣̣̣̣̣ ļ̧̧̧̧ó́́́́́l̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨
Why aren't the diacritics superposed? When I type them in I see
ü̈̈ as ü
and i̇̇̇ as ı.

Name: RICARDVS MATEVS STALLMAN 2010-10-25 22:53

RICARDVS MATEVS STALLMAN

Name: RICARDVS MATEVS 2010-10-26 3:50

STALMANVS

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 16:56

ĀNUM MEAM OBLIGO

VEXILLO CIVITATIVM XARNÆ FOEDERATARVM



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         @\\/W\/\/W\//@         8@8
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Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 19:53

>>54-56
Back to Brazil.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-27 15:06

VEXILLO CIVITATIVM XARNÆ FŒDERATARVM

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-27 16:32

ANVS

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-03 7:09

>>1
See, #10 through #15 will give us some clues. I'm none of these: I can program, and I'm a Python faggot. At most, I can be the smug LISP weenie, but I'm not the one posting CL chunks so I'm probably not the LISP faggot.

So there's the guy who can't program at all; at most he must be the C, Java or Sepples faggot, but hardly at the same time (an OMG OPTIMIZED guy will be C and Sepples, an ENTERPRISE guy will be Java and Sepples, but never C and Java without Sepples). That must be you, because I am not him and the Sussman can obviously program, so you can't program at all, and if you can't program at all.

The Sussman is probably the LISPer, but I can't picture him as a Haskell weenie. I'm not a Haskell weenie either, neither are you because you can't program at all and wouldn't have even the slightest clue what Haskell is about.

This makes me think the 66Three Person Lemma99 is false, although I can provide no formal proof as you could be guy who can't program, I know who I am, and The Sussman could be trolling as a LISP, C, Haskell, Java, Sepples and C faggot alternatively.

Oh, bampu.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-03 8:11

HAX MY ANVS

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-03 11:23

>>60,62,120
Way to bump a five year old thread.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-03 11:44

~bampu pantsu~~~

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-03 18:25

>>60
but never C and Java without Sepples
THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG, CHUMP!
C is tolerable enough to write most code in.
Java, although bad, manages to do what it says it should, at least better than Sepples.
Also Sepples will never be OMG OPTIMISED because it's almost as bad as Perl for feeling like you're programming through gardening gloves.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-05 15:34

pantsu

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-05 15:39

>>65
Way to bump a five year old thread.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 14:39

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Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 15:04

this thread sucks

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 15:54

>>69
fuck you this is an epic win thread

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 16:06

>>69
How about I slap you're shit aspie faggot?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-23 7:25

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|   `>\-`     _._       //`)
 \ /` \\  _.-`:::`-._  //
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        |.....:::.....|
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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-23 7:30

>>1
Are you implying that me and you are a different person?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-23 14:06

I am the guy who asked about smalltalk.

I just got from a library a copy of K&R. It is a fun book.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-23 14:24

>>39
Point of anonymageboards is anonymity is optional.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-23 14:43

>>1
All of those are one person, me and I!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-23 15:09

check my anonymous dubs

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-23 15:48

>>0-
is me

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-23 20:25

>>,-,
It's me, Mario!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 0:43

1. me
2. Lain
3. The Sussman

Name: HMA MEME FAN 2011-02-24 0:56

I'm quite sure I'm me, since I'm neither the OP nor The Sussman. It's nice to see you remembered me even though I haven't been posting for 1-2 years; who are you, OP?

Xarn is of course the Suss trolling us.

SUSSMAN!SUSSMAN!SUSSMAN!SUSSMAN!SUSSMAN!SUSSMAN!SUSSMAN!

Name: HAXUS THE GREAT 2011-02-24 11:17

HAXUS THE GREAT

Name: /prog/ 2011-02-24 12:38

I'm quite sure I'm me, the OP, and The Sussman.

I  a m  y o u

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 12:48

I am you, as you are me, as we are all together...

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 13:03

/prog/ - one guy with a severe case of schizophrenia.

What?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 13:54

>>39
SUSSMAN spotted!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 14:43

Stop this Sussmania, it is unscientific and ultimately destructive.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 15:14

STOP THE DUBS!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 16:08

I'm from /a/
Wha, is /a/ not even on your list??
Fine! See if I care!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 23:12

quite a few old memes in this thread. i thought you kids were only interested in Xarn and Austism.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 23:29

>>90
Please don't bump your shitty thread.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-25 0:34

1. Me
52. Perl Wizard

Name: !WokonZwxw2 2011-02-25 1:51

You forgot someone on that list.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-25 2:06

52. THE MOST FUCKING NGGER MATURE

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-25 2:26

52. RAG Acronym Guy.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-25 6:56

>>95
Nice autism trap, bro.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-25 7:09

>>96
trap raging autistic /prog/rider?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-25 7:39

Ｌｅｓｓ　ｏｆ　ｔｈｉｓ．

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-25 8:29

DUBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-25 8:35

<---- epic zerodubs checkem

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-25 9:22

dubs<subs
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