We all know there are only three people on /prog/ — me, you, and The Sussman trolling us. Still, there are multiple established personae on /prog/. By the 66Three Person Lemma99, each one of them must be either me, you, or The Sussman. The challenge is to either divide the following list into three finite subsets that describe each of the posters on /prog/ or to prove that the task is impossible, disproving the lemma.
1. Me
2. You
3. The Sussman
4. The guy who sages a lot
5. The guy who refuses to sage for no good reason
6. The guy who refuses to sage with a good reason
7. The guy from /jp/
8. The guy from /b/
9. The guy from /pr/
10. The guy who can't program at all
11. Smug LISP weenie
12. Smug C weenie
13. Smug Haskell nomad
14. Enterprise Java suit
15. Sepples faggot
16. The proportional font guy
17. Sergeant Sagetank
18. Hotaru
19. MrVacBob-kun-sama
20. Erika
21. Christopher
22. Xarn
23. FrozenVoid
24. Jamestopher
25. UMH memesmith
26. HMA meme fan
27. HAXUS THE GREAT
28. The anusposter
29. The wayward freshman
30. The imageboard paladin
31. The guy who keeps saying ``cromulent''
32. The ``faggot quotes'' guy
32. The ``Stop using ``faggot quotes'''' guy
33. Haskell the dead dog
34. The -- guy
35. The necroposter
36. MILKRIBS4k
37. The opiates spammer
38. rand(all)
39. The Anticudder
40. Richard Stallman
41. MDickie
42. Leah Culver
43. Flaming prescriptivist faggot
44. Flaming descriptivist faggot
45. The EMACS advocate
46. The Textmate screencasts guy
47. The VIM advocate
48. The bloat guy
49. The elitist BSD anushole
50. The Touhou guy
51. The guy who refuses to install Flash
>>111
You are too far ahead of yourself. Start somewhere sensible. Find MS-DOS BASIC or a BASIC interpreter and teach yourself that. Learn GOTOs and how you can section off code like that. They can be used like FUNCTIONS if you are clever!
>>113
BASIC is not retarded it is what was available when I TAUGHT MYSELF. NOW- you wana believe some Yuppie POS you go right ahead. You wana listen to the hacker? You already know what I told u.
Name:
Anonymous2011-04-23 20:49
and that's just how it is. I learned on it. YOU can, too! :) TRUST ME it is not as "jankity" as they make it out to be. You can do a lot with BASIC. Including fool old POTS lines.
Name:
Anonymous2011-04-23 20:50
"Just because you are not skilled with a programming language does not mean the language is crippled / missing parts."
Name:
Anonymous2011-04-23 20:51
>>115
if I get stuck on python I will try out basic. I am already pretty far in already however so I am gonna keep with it.
Name:
Anonymous2011-04-23 20:53
>>116
I am not saying that learning BASIC is retarded because I am not skilled with it. I have just read in many places including here that learning BASIC gives you a lot of bad programming habits that you carry with you.
Name:
Anonymous2011-04-23 20:53
>>117
If you fall back to where you SHOULD be at now, you MIGHT be able to figure out classes. That is one of the MAJOR reason you'd use python. If you don't know how to use that piece, you may as well figure out WHY You CAN NOT use that pice. See?
Name:
Anonymous2011-04-23 20:55
>>118
Only you decide what to carry with you. Do I code like BASIC when I'm coding in PHP? No. See how that works? :)
Name:
Anonymous2011-04-23 20:58
NOT that BASIC teaches you Classes- far from the such!!!! But it is a good starting point. You can achieve in that, and know you're not a total idiot, before trying harder things. It keeps you runnin', I guess, when you know there must be a way.
Name:
Anonymous2011-04-23 20:59
Seriously though fall back, learn Classes, and figure out inheritance. THEN continue with newer programming.
Name:
Anonymous2011-04-23 21:02
The only other path of action I would take is get a very good book on C++ and read it front to back , THEN , re-read the part on classes, then the part on inheritance.
Name:
Anonymous2011-04-23 21:03
and that's the slacker path. You want it to "CLICK" for you. So you know what the fuck is going on. So do the first way I told you if you want sk1LLz.
Actually that's all a lie- get a fancy piece of paper an you will get hired. Cambridge. MIT. etc. GET>Degree(RichBoySchool) , and you are set. YOu don't have to know shit. You wil still be hired to do ridiculous things that people who know their ass from a hole in the ground should be doing. ^_^
Name:
Anonymous2011-04-23 21:53
sk1LLz? Follow the long path.
/rant .
Name:
Anonymous2011-04-23 22:10
A Challenger Approaches [b]he's level 33 and you're only level 9![b] [i]did he take the long path around?[i]
...
:D
Name:
Anonymous2011-04-23 22:11
A Challenger Approaches he's level 33 and you're only level 9! did he take the long path around?
...
:D
Name:
Anonymous2011-04-23 22:27
(you bet your ass he did... There goes your "Saturday afternoon")
Name:
Anonymous2011-04-23 22:34
and it was not all by myself. I'd like to thank The Scene, and many hackers that have helped me along the way (u know wh0 u r). Nothing would be what it is if it wasn't for our late-night extasy/LSD/Cocaine/Weed - fuled chats. NEVER FORGET. Your Shit Would Not Work If We Had Not Been Powered By Drugs.
Name:
Anonymous2011-04-23 22:37
I wouldnt b nearly as nice either.
In fact- GOTO: Hell!
:D
LOL!!! "We dont giv a dam we dun giva FUCK."
Name:
Anonymous2011-04-23 22:52
Now a days yu can get good coke from only like one buddy. and all the rest shaft u with baking soda. It's gay.
I like good coke!
Just kus a couple of you bubblegummers can't handle your shit you gotta ruin it for the rest of us?
.... :/
Name:
Anonymous2011-04-23 22:53
Now they stomp all over it like its fucking River Dance!!!
KUS YOU DO LINES THE SIZE OF YOUR STREET.
And wonder why it hurts you?
Fuckup.
Name:
Anonymous2011-04-23 22:58
bags'll b so stompd on u could put it right in the cooker and make crack, LOL?????? Seriously- that is WAAAAAYYYYYYYYY too cut!
Name:
Anonymous2011-04-23 23:02
we did a primo outta it. Couldnt do it! "Follow the Nose!" , hahahahhaah
Name:
Anonymous2011-04-23 23:04
The primo worked fine! but thats only kus it was so damn cut prob.
Name:
Anonymous2011-04-23 23:09
numbs were fine. Taste? To be desired (prob 2 much ether).
Name:
Anonymous2011-04-23 23:14
Still- no complaints. Unless me an my nigga gotta got talk to this nigger. Then I'll be pissed kus it's gana take my time. & nigger will know. Rippin' off my boy? Think twice. I'll sick a robot on dat azz! :P
Name:
Anonymous2011-04-23 23:19
"Frankly- I got nothin' else to do! Go ask /prog/.
o.O ... 0.o .. ..
Name:
Anonymous2011-04-23 23:29
I told him he should get a primo load free kus his white friend said so. ;) It'll prob b fine.
Name:
Anonymous2011-04-23 23:45
Othrwise I'll drop his ass Tai Kwan Do style, and strip his glock myself, and see who wets his pants?
Name:
Anonymous2011-04-23 23:47
and SEP the clip by throwing to my bwoi!
:D
then proceed to hand it to him oldschool style.