Programming OR Sex?

Actually, you could just pick both. Start washing more often than once a ^_month, wear deodorant, get rid of excess facial hair, start frequenting the local swimming pool, do your laundry more often, stop buying shitty food and clean your damn room. These combined shouldn't take more than 2-3h/day, if done correctly.

Now that you've completed initialization, go talk to women. Don't fear rejection, for not all receptacles match your codan. ``Dating tips'' should be available all over the Internet, though correct social conduct should be a reflex. If you believe your connections are being refused due to improper social conduct, please unintelligible a supervisor. Eventually you'll succeed in finding an appropriate partner, and you shall thus enjoy both programming and sex (and if your partner is really understanding, you might even be able to do both at the same time!).

But I like to wash twice a month!
Seems dating just isn't for me.

>>1
wear deodorant
I thought you just told us to wash?

How exactly would those combined take 2-3h/day? You don't do your laundry, buy food and clean your room everyday. Putting on deodorant takes a few seconds, shaving takes a few minutes. Should I go to the swimming pool for 2-3 hours each day?

>>4
Shower/bath: every day
Deodorant: every day
Getting rid of excess facial hair: once a week, unless you decide to actually shave everyday!
Frequenting local pool: every other day
Laundry: every week, minimum
Cleaning your room: every week

>>4
In other words, the time these tasks should take per day is around 2-3 hours as the studied interval goes to infinity.

>>5
Shower - 10-15 minutes
Deodorant - a few seconds, I won't even count it
Shaving - 5 minutes
Pool - 1 hour should be enough
Laundry - My mom does my laundry so I don't know how much it takes!
Cleaning your room - That's once every few months for me but it never takes more than 10 minutes for me.

I assume if you factor in the traveling from your home to the pool and back you could get 2 hours. But 3 is pushing it.

>>7
If you didn't live with your mom, you'd have to cook and do your laundry.

Cleaning your room - That's once every few months for me but it never takes more than 10 minutes for me.
Congrats.

>>8
Fortunately where I live there is no shame in living with your parents and disliking blacks.

When I'm home alone for a few weeks from time to time making food doesn't take that long. Also OP didn't put cooking as a requirement for dating.

>>9
The spoiler-ed ``your mom'' was nothing but a stupid joke on my part, I didn't state that there's shame in living with your parents.

As for cooking, it is not an actual requirement though some women seem to like better men who can cook better than them.

>>10
Not here, I've never met a girl who actually cared if a man can cook or not. They're proud about their own cooking prowess though.
LONG LIVE EASTERN EUROPE

And how the fuck are supposed to keep of those alpha male type dudes who get all the chicks?

Man this shit aint gonna work, just get some cash and get drunk, really drunk.

>>12
You mean the people whose only priority in life is sex? Those aren't alpha males.

back to /r9k/, please

>>12
Disregarding the fact that you're posting to the wrong board, in a society where monogamy is predominant and the ratio between the number of attractive and available females and the number of so-called ``alpha males'' is much superior to one, even in a worst-case scenario in which all every ``alpha male'' has one partner there will still be lots of available and attractive potential partners left.

As for the ``my girlfriend dumped me for ``cooldude.jpg'' '' cliché, when it actually happens (assuming that you are in a relationship with the aforementioned girlfriend) it's either because you screwed up something in the relationship (thereby leaving your partner dissatisfied and looking for another), or maybe your partner simply has value- and logic-related issues and likely doesn't deserve you. It is either a chance for future improvement, or simply a life lesson into picking your partners more carefully.

>>11
I come from Eastern Europe and some girls do appreciate it. Then again, YMMV.

>>14
"worst-case scenario in which all every"
The word in bold is extra. Terribly sorry for any inconveniences caused!

worst-case scenario in which all every ``alpha male'' has one partner

The worst case scenario is that every alpha male has 10 partners.

>>16
http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/

>>17
:(

>>12
Alpha males get the idiot girls you don't want; they are worth shit. These girls are the "why can't I find a good guy like you?" type of idiot who right after crying on their best-friend-who-shall-never-get-sex' shoulder they go get ravished again by the same asshole, or a new one. They are usually braindead losers who will only waste your money, so it's good we have drug addict, criminal jerks who will keep them entertained.

You want a decent girl; one who uses her head for more than sucking dick, because, admittedly, she'll only suck dick for a few minutes a day, and you'll be with her for hours every day, and need a being capable of human conversation and perhaps laugh at hilarious comedy from 4chan and can pass the Turing test. In order to get these girls, you need three things:

1. Be minimally clean and well groomed, as >>1 said, and don't wear shit clothes — just something you like that doesn't look like ass.

2. Look for girls who want a smart guy as well. You won't find them in the same places where you find the idiot ones, so don't waste your time on clubs and shit like that. You want a nerd girl, you look for them online. And you don't need to invest 3 hours a day for months in some message board where somebody claims to be a girl living near you; just try dating sites and sites about meeting real people in the real world. I got mine with minimum effort; maybe I dedicated some money and maybe 8 hours browsing profiles which was all stupid because the girl of my dreams wrote me right away. Maybe I got lucky, or maybe this is easier than we usually think.

3. This is the most important part of it: DON'T BE HER FRIEND‼. Friends are losers who buy them stuff and fix their computer and provide a shoulder to cry on because jerk number 557 forgot her birthday. You need to make it clear that you're about to fuck them, and don't lift one of your fucking smart-ass fingers without getting anything tangible in return. Don't be "friendly", be "fuckly". Flirt from day zero. You are after her pussy, not Mr. fix-my-computer. Always split costs and don't make more of an effort to meet her and be with her than she does; you're worth just as much or more than her.

An extra tip in order to be attractive, which is a requirement for many girls: love yourself. You need to be content with your life, like what you do, enjoy your job however shitty it may look to others, be confident in your ability to deliver (manly confident, not what stupid girls call "confident" which is being loud gang trash), and be genuinely convinced that you're making the girl a favour by spending any time with her.

>>14 is absolutely right about getting dumped.

>>16
Seriously, as much as I dislike these jerk retards, they hardly get more than one girl at a time. Now there's no reason to be emo: most guys are jerks and most girls are idiots, but you're in a minority of guys looking for a minority of girls and you can get the job done, just don't go looking for good girls where jerks do; you'll waste your time with retards. Be alternative.

>>19
Flirt from day zero.

But that's the day before I start talking to the girl. Who would I flirt with on this mysterious day zero?

>>20
If you were a real programmer, you would know that you are supposed to index from zero.

Go away please.

Actually, you could just pick both.

Humans are unclean subjects that must be purged from this earth.
I choose the machines.

why this thread has "Programming" in the title?

This is emo shit.

My girlfriend's proud of going out with a programmer who isn't a ``real boy'' (in terms of not being a testosteroney dumbass). Perhaps you, too, should stop putting so much effort in and just be yourself, then at least one good one will find you and then fall in love with a skinny, long-haired nerd.

>>24
long-haired nerd
Do you have a neckbeard to go with that?

Less of this

>>26
Fuck you

>>23
No, that would be /r9k/. Perhaps you should go back there.

>>19
you're in a minority of guys looking for a minority of girls
Wait, sensibly non-retarded girls are a minority? Believe it or not, I hadn't actually thought of it that way ：（

>>19's post altogether makes me reflect upon how utterly shitty our society is, considering that the majority of its subjects are, well, how should I put this, not decent.

Go for an older girl, man they're just gratefull

Wait, sensibly non-retarded girls are a minority? Believe it or not, I hadn't actually thought of it that way ：（

Yes, rly. Just like non-jerk guys are a minority, non-stupid girls are a minority as well.

>>25
Partially. I'm working on it.

>>30
Yes, rly. Just like non-jerk guys are a minority, non-stupid girls are a minority as well.
Americans.

polecat kebabs.

>>33
Die JEWS

>>32
Actually, I'm an eurofag.

>>36
_{please return to /b/ immediately}

>>34-37
   ~~ TODO LIST ~~
- buy milk `check
- do laundry `check
- troll /prague/ `check



>>36
lolol is ur brain ded

U MENA KEBABS

>>38
You forgot to exfoliate

SECKS

ooooh weeee
just got to shower and put on clean clothes and I get rewarded with pussy, man whores are cheap nowadays

OP- get your skank ass ready, I'll take you up on your deal

>>41
while (sizeof(>>41's) > 200/*kg*/) swimming_pool();

Programming or sexp.

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/spoiler/ is becoming yet another refuge for insecure and socially retarded nerds seeking help and trying to cheer each other up.
This is supposed to be a place for EXPERT PROFESSIONALS where discussion of programming in a serious and gentlemanly manner takes place.

>>44
Those are exactly the same thing.  Stop kidding yourself.

If you are at all a competent male you will balance both activities. Sex is more important than programming however, but this is because programming should take up so little of one's time as be used only in the most desperate situations.

If you are at all a competent male you will balance both activities. Programming is more important than sex however, but this is because sex should take up so little of one's time as be used only in the most desperate situations.

>>59

I might pay your slightly amusing parody of my truthful statement some heed if you were able to defend it.

Well, are you?

In turn I would give you the honour of explaining my own reasoning.

Women are mindless animals - religious, conservative, conformists, who dont even know Lisp and dont want to learn. They have no personality of their own, no interesting ideas, no nothing. Just common housewives from your kitchen. What point in dating these animals? Are you zoophile?

Richard Matthew Stallman has no girlfriend. Why? Because RMS is so smart!

>>51

While very true (and I applaud your correct judgement of their kind), they do by default come equipped with biological devices currently necessary for propagating the superior male gender. Of course the need for so vulgar a system will be phased out eventually given the remarkable advancements real men are making in the sciences, but unfortunately for now it is the required duty of real men to ensure their genes will make it through another generation by asserting dominance over the lowly female's reproductive organs.

ok guys you have just shy of 4 months to get ready... if your fat or have exessive acne put down the fucking shit food and eat only raw foods... veggies, fruits, nuts, seeds, and sprouted beans.
If your scrawny start doing push-ups, sit-ups, pull-ups, swimming and running. Make sure to groom... shower, brush teeth and tongue (to tame assbreath), get hair cut, shave, pick up some new clothes. Then fly/drive to cape cod 3/19/11 and lurk around the area of this event.

http://www.geekgirlcamp.com/boot-camps-2011/cape-cod-11-2/

I guarantee you will land some tail and not just some dumb ass bimbo tail but some quality tail that you can actually hold a conversation with Good luck men!!

>>54

``raw'' foods have no trace of the proteins and vitamins necessary for the sustained evolution of the superior male mind. I'll bet your grammar alone suffers as a result of sticking to this defective regiment you wrongly believe to be beneficial in any way.

Also, women are not for conversing with. They are for birthing males.

I've never had a girlfriend, am a virgin and I'm proud of it.
Masturbation is all I need. Real girs can't compare to my waifu anyway.

>>55
meat based evolution => fatass.jpg

100 calories of ground beef has 10 grams of protein while 100 calories of fresh baby spinach has 12 grams
/thread/

>They are for birthing males.
ooh and you can go back to china your commie bastard

bla blah grammar... im a programmer not a friggen English major my main languages are C Assembly Perl ...

100 calories of fresh baby [...] has 12 grams

>>57
meat based evolution => fatass.jpg
Funny, because you wouldn't have the meagre dexterity nor intelligence necessary to conjure up such uninspired keystrokes if not for the extra tissue gained by such materiel. And overweight men are only those who were too inferior to take the extra effort concordant with the gain in order to convert it to a useful substance.
im a programmer not a friggen English major my main languages are C Assembly Perl
Congrat-u-fucking-lations! I'm a real man and no English major either, yet somehow I know many more ``programming languages'' than you.

>>59 should really stop talking to himself.

>>57
What about his commie bastard?

>>60 Agreed

>>61 lmao that must be true

Programming || Sex
Yes.

>>64
Implied ^

>>65
Actually, you could just pick both.
Implied ||.

>>65-66
implying
Back to the imageboards, please!

Programming && Sex

>>68
#f

>>70
Way to bump a five year old thread.

bampv

women are overrated. Save up for realdoll

[b]The Programming of Sex[/b]

OP here, still a virgin

MORE LIKE GET BETTER AS PROGRAMER AND BUY U WHORSE
AMIRIGHT!!!!11!!one!!1eleven!!1

>>75: i have a whorse
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

;_;

a whorse is a ugly whore as if a beautiful women would sleap with a programer self for mony

DONT FEAR I HAVE THE ANSWER FOR OUER PROBLEM!!! WE /PROG/ER WILL MEET IN A DARK ROOM AND HAVE GAY SEX WITH ANOTHER!! THANK ME NOT THATS JUST THE JOB OF A HERO.

I've been balding ever since I took a C class back in sixth grade.
Programming is a disease.
Programming and girls are mutually exclusive.

100% PURE ANAL!

>>80
[/b]That Was /prog/ quality[/b]
Nonsense in this thread? How did it get there?

>>81
Oh damn fuck.

>>81
That was ^B_BCODE fail quality!

dont mind me im just testing

>>84
well then sage, you kiddlyfiddling pedophilic nonce

The Jews are after me